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Trooper Galactus

@troopergalactus.bsky.social
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Cat lover, red panda fancier, and video game enthusiast. Hit me up on PSN (troopergalactus) if you care to!

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 5h
MLB lawyers during the World Series:
Liar Liar: “Your honor, I object! It’s devastating to my case!”
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 13h
I’m sure Hakeem Jefferies is preparing a long, fiery speech about the cost of living as we speak.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 22h
If piss was a solid.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 22h
I have to bury my FG subscription as a line item in the treats budget just to keep the panther from discovering it and murdering me.
My bebby panther kitty
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Barf.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But their pro scouting is still a shambles. Almost everybody Getz pursued as a major free agent or trade target completely shat the bed. Even Hicks/Sandlin was something of a mixed bag at best.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They’ve clearly made MASSIVE strides with drafting and development. If their last rebuild had second tier prospects like Cordell, Sheets, Clarkin, etc. turn into real contributors like Antonacci and Meidroth, that era would have gone very differently.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also, if the Mets decide to do a reset, go pick that carcass clean.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If money is no object they sign Tarik Skubal. But, well…
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
White Sox fans are now confronted with Luis Castillo, a pitcher who was acquired to contribute next season and will likely be their biggest hinderance on their payroll.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, like, even if Vargas maintains All-Star form, do we expect repeat performances from guys like Meidroth and Peters? Will Martin or Burke ever be effective for a full season? Can Shane Smith come back and contribute? Too many X-factors to say this is the beginning and not the apex.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They need to both spend money to bring in top talent AND trade prospects. Enough of the prospect hugging; even Bonemer isn’t a sure thing.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thou hast not foreskin your faith. …I mean, forsaken your faith.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t worry, we have a full season of Luis Castillo next year to get caught up on the ass sucking.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And you can’t count on the entire AL laying an egg next year. One must assume the competition will be much stiffer, so the White Sox will have to improve quite a bit just to not go backwards in the standings.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They had a commanding lead on the Guardians for the division and pissed it away. They had a commanding lead on the Guardians for the ALDS and they pissed it away. That’s a good way to wreck a lot of good will.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Evergreen.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So the White Sox season ends in a manner we would have anticipated before it began: setting a new benchmark for futility.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mune couldn’t hit a volleyball today.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why stop there?
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, I’m not gonna blame Will for their two biggest trade deadline playoff push acquisitions being so terrible they couldn’t even crack the postseason roster.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes, and keep him in left field.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh, thank god.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
White Sox just gonna pitch to Jose Ramirez again and let him put the game even further out of reach before scoring three runs in the ninth and coming up short.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Because I want them to sign another player with actual contact skills.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’d be fine with a Murakami-Arraez-Meidroth-Vargas infield.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guardians, with their backs against the wall, fought like cornered animals. White Sox, with their backs against the wall, act like they’re lining up for an execution by firing squad.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Football Player Says "Can't Wait!"
Alt: Football Player Says "Can't Wait!"
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And you’re so hot Cause you’re in Hell
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is this to imply that New Yorkers are skipping leg day?
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And one current one! Looking at the list, there’s a few I’m actually kinda surprised they never tried to nab.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Except they get paid by the fight, so I have no idea how they would structure this. Never mind MMA is not the same as arrest tactics, something Patel probably doesn’t know or care about.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The crazy thing is most UFC fighters have their own gyms that are independent so the idea that UFC can contract them out as trainers is kinda weird.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The White Sox plan to use Grant Taylor like he’s 2014 Madison Bumgarner finally backfired on them. Get em in Game 5, fellas.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spinal issue.
static.klipy.com
Spinal Mike Tyson
Alt: Spinal Mike Tyson
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t crane my neck back far enough to see an ERA that high.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There goes the U.S. housing market.
static.klipy.com
The Big Short - Jenga
Alt: The Big Short - Jenga
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m not even certain if he’s named after the city or the city is named after him.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seems bad.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, I picked a bad time to check the box score. #godfuckingdammit
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You joke, but in ten years the stands at little league ball games will be populated by robot nannies or Roombas or some shit.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is that Dua Lipa?
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They got away with it before, so they figure why not try again.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.”
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they were slugging that would be a good thing.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s not botched if they went in asking for “insane mannequin.”
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Catbearpig just enjoying the sunset and not letting the White Sox get her down.
Catbearpig touching grass
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really wondering why everybody was pining for Davis Martin now.
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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even without a pulse a better option than Brazoban.
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