Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 13hI’m sure Hakeem Jefferies is preparing a long, fiery speech about the cost of living as we speak. 010
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 22hI have to bury my FG subscription as a line item in the treats budget just to keep the panther from discovering it and murdering me. 010
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026But their pro scouting is still a shambles. Almost everybody Getz pursued as a major free agent or trade target completely shat the bed. Even Hicks/Sandlin was something of a mixed bag at best. 110
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026They’ve clearly made MASSIVE strides with drafting and development. If their last rebuild had second tier prospects like Cordell, Sheets, Clarkin, etc. turn into real contributors like Antonacci and Meidroth, that era would have gone very differently. 100
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Also, if the Mets decide to do a reset, go pick that carcass clean. 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If money is no object they sign Tarik Skubal. But, well… 200
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026White Sox fans are now confronted with Luis Castillo, a pitcher who was acquired to contribute next season and will likely be their biggest hinderance on their payroll. 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yeah, like, even if Vargas maintains All-Star form, do we expect repeat performances from guys like Meidroth and Peters? Will Martin or Burke ever be effective for a full season? Can Shane Smith come back and contribute? Too many X-factors to say this is the beginning and not the apex. 110
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026They need to both spend money to bring in top talent AND trade prospects. Enough of the prospect hugging; even Bonemer isn’t a sure thing. 110
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Thou hast not foreskin your faith. …I mean, forsaken your faith. 010
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Don’t worry, we have a full season of Luis Castillo next year to get caught up on the ass sucking. 020
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And you can’t count on the entire AL laying an egg next year. One must assume the competition will be much stiffer, so the White Sox will have to improve quite a bit just to not go backwards in the standings. 020
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026They had a commanding lead on the Guardians for the division and pissed it away. They had a commanding lead on the Guardians for the ALDS and they pissed it away. That’s a good way to wreck a lot of good will. 110
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So the White Sox season ends in a manner we would have anticipated before it began: setting a new benchmark for futility. 010
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yeah, I’m not gonna blame Will for their two biggest trade deadline playoff push acquisitions being so terrible they couldn’t even crack the postseason roster. 080
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026White Sox just gonna pitch to Jose Ramirez again and let him put the game even further out of reach before scoring three runs in the ninth and coming up short. 100
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Because I want them to sign another player with actual contact skills. 100
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’d be fine with a Murakami-Arraez-Meidroth-Vargas infield. 110
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Guardians, with their backs against the wall, fought like cornered animals. White Sox, with their backs against the wall, act like they’re lining up for an execution by firing squad. 050
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comFootball Player Says "Can't Wait!"Alt: Football Player Says "Can't Wait!" 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Is this to imply that New Yorkers are skipping leg day? 100
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026And one current one! Looking at the list, there’s a few I’m actually kinda surprised they never tried to nab. 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Except they get paid by the fight, so I have no idea how they would structure this. Never mind MMA is not the same as arrest tactics, something Patel probably doesn’t know or care about. 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The crazy thing is most UFC fighters have their own gyms that are independent so the idea that UFC can contract them out as trainers is kinda weird. 100
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The White Sox plan to use Grant Taylor like he’s 2014 Madison Bumgarner finally backfired on them. Get em in Game 5, fellas. 010
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Spinal issue.static.klipy.comSpinal Mike TysonAlt: Spinal Mike Tyson 010
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can’t crane my neck back far enough to see an ERA that high. 100
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There goes the U.S. housing market.static.klipy.comThe Big Short - JengaAlt: The Big Short - Jenga 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m not even certain if he’s named after the city or the city is named after him. 030
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Well, I picked a bad time to check the box score. #godfuckingdammit 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You joke, but in ten years the stands at little league ball games will be populated by robot nannies or Roombas or some shit. 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They got away with it before, so they figure why not try again. 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If they were slugging that would be a good thing. 010
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s not botched if they went in asking for “insane mannequin.” 020
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Catbearpig just enjoying the sunset and not letting the White Sox get her down. 050
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Really wondering why everybody was pining for Davis Martin now. 000
Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Even without a pulse a better option than Brazoban. 010