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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 2h

MLB lawyers during the World Series:

Liar Liar: “Your honor, I object! It’s devastating to my case!”

Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

White Sox fans are now confronted with Luis Castillo, a pitcher who was acquired to contribute next season and will likely be their biggest hinderance on their payroll.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

And you can’t count on the entire AL laying an egg next year. One must assume the competition will be much stiffer, so the White Sox will have to improve quite a bit just to not go backwards in the standings.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

So the White Sox season ends in a manner we would have anticipated before it began: setting a new benchmark for futility.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Mune couldn’t hit a volleyball today.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

White Sox just gonna pitch to Jose Ramirez again and let him put the game even further out of reach before scoring three runs in the ninth and coming up short.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Guardians, with their backs against the wall, fought like cornered animals. White Sox, with their backs against the wall, act like they’re lining up for an execution by firing squad.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The White Sox plan to use Grant Taylor like he’s 2014 Madison Bumgarner finally backfired on them. Get em in Game 5, fellas.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Well, I picked a bad time to check the box score. #godfuckingdammit

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Catbearpig just enjoying the sunset and not letting the White Sox get her down.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Really wondering why everybody was pining for Davis Martin now.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When the White Sox were romping their way through the schedule midseason you could never count them out of a game. This game ain’t over until the final out, and they will be dangerous the whole way.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Keep going! Stomp on them until they stay down!

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Woulda been nice to have a challenge for that one, eh?

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Today would be a great day for the #WhiteSox to advance to the ALCS. Many people are saying!

static.klipy.com

White Sox Sweep

Alt: White Sox Sweep

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

From the team that brought you Bark at the park, may we present:

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wow, good thing they went to the lefty-lefty matchup.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This looks like somebody took a panoramic photo of the play.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bring on the Gendarmes, emphasis on the ARMES!!!

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That was ball four, Doyle. More like Doh-yle, amirite?

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR CHALLENGE ON THIS

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Seriously wondering what the reaction is in Japan right now.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My cholesterol is way too high to be watching this game.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

White Sox Stop Loading the Bases Challenge

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was in the bathroom for Mune’s homer so clearly I need to hydrate much more heavily.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Teel called a timeout on about the only strike a pitcher has thrown this inning ing.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I very much question why Venable did not have anybody warming in the pen at the beginning of the third inning.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Goddamn, Hagen was great until he wasn’t.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hagen Smith clobbering this Guardians lineup and I’m loving it.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Cubs Fans: I watched MY team shit the bed last night. Did YOUR team shit the bed last night? White Sox Fans: My team was knockout drunk on the floor after celebrating their postseason series win. Cubs Fans: Oh.

Kirk Van Houten “I sleep in a race car” Simpsons meme

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Red Sox getting ousted from the postseason is a pretty good result for the White Sox. They were the one team who gave them serious fits all season.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How come everybody gotta keep it like a Kaiser?

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My good buddy is a Reds fan and I can’t tell you how much I want him to have this joy.

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Trooper Galactus @troopergalactus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What if the White Sox win the Super Bowl?

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