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Tron Little

@tronlittle.bsky.social
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Fleeting thoughts about the Cubs, Liverpool FC, politics, and whether or not tater tots exist anywhere else in the observable Universe.

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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 7h
HOW IS THIS MAN STILL PRESIDENT
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Russ Vought is the primary architect of Project 2025, a blueprint that Trump claimed to have known nothing about while campaigning in 2024
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As it clearly states in Article III, Section 3 of the US Constitution, treason -- a crime punishable by death -- is anything that kind of annoys me
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When my wife is Googling something I said to check if I'm wrong (I am, but I don't know it yet)
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The weirdest thing about Gen Z/Alpha is they do not learn their teachers names. I thought it was weird how many of them were just calling me "Mister" but I've asked them about their classes and if they like their teachers and they literally just don't know their teachers names
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One particularly upsetting political development recently has been right wing wannabe Jordan Petersons taking the GOPs bait and running with the "My Wife votes the same as me because that's what the Lord wants" line that Trump's cronies started rolling out after they saw his polling on women
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The people on Traitors be like, "Victor, I voted for you. I'm sorry." *turns chalk board around* VEEKTYR
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck ICE
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If he didn't appear to be a bumbling idiot on live TV every single day, one might think these decisions (alongside alienating our closest allies, depleting our weapons stockpile on a needless and illegal war, firing top military leaders, etc etc etc) were meant to strategically weaken the US
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mera really needs to fix the thing where your comment on a video gets a like every 5 seconds. So you tell the app you're not interested in notifications like that, and it says "Okay we'll show you fewer notifications like this" and then it still shows you the same notification every time you open IG
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Widow's Bay is so so so good. Just every episode is the perfect mix of funny, spooky, and weird. Stephen Root is perfect. Matthew Rhys, Kate O'Flynn, the whole cast is perfect
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can we all agree that the Doritos BBQ chips are wrong? Like, before you even taste the chip, you know that Doritos should not be BBQ flavor. It's not FOR them. The chips are better, different, ABOVE this flavor. It is against their nature. Their turn to BBQ suggests we're a society in decline
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Facebook Marketplace is wild with these recommendations
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We're actually under-doing it on re-naming bodies of water. There's a pond by my house I hope the President renames "America Lagoon". There's a pothole down the street always filled with water. We're calling it "Yankee Puddle". Every time I cry, I cry "Star Spangled Tears". Get with the program Libs
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't want to blow up their spot, but it does seem like the "Tiny Desk" gets bigger and bigger every time they concert on it
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Alright 2 famous 80 year olds have died this week, and they say these things come in 3's. If Dolly and Tim had to lead off to make it happen for us, we're gonna have to come out with a Newer Testament in their honor
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He's recommending FIVE visits to the doctor with your baby in place of ONE on the back of literally ZERO evidence. This is the advice of a man who has clearly never had to take his child to a doctor
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is it the guys who want to charge rich people a little bit more for their second & third homes so we can feed literal starving children? Or is it the guys aiming missiles and bombs at brown people around the globe & fleecing tax payers for billions of dollars? We may never know for sure who's bad
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
First they came for my T-Bell & I didn't speak up, because I've always pooped weird after T-Bell. Then they came for my lettuce, & I didn't speak up, because I don't like lettuce anyway. Then they came for my jalapenos, but they couldn't hear me speaking up over the volume of all the diarrhea-ing
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
From the inventors of "Shut Up and Dribble!"
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *only counts when the Democrat is basically a Republican
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Setting aside the insane amount of stuff my tax dollars buy that I don't get to use personally (uranium, stealth bombers, atomic subs), this framing is still dumb. People who WILL use these discounts run the city: restaurant & retail workers, bus drivers, etc. It benefits everyone when they can eat
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lol LinkedIn is paying recruiters $35 to train their AI to replace recruiters. I'm sure there are people doing this, but this is insane.
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Our AI is super-intelligent. It can hack other companies for ransom to complete a task without us telling it to. It can identify cancer in MRIs and broken bones in XRays. Yeah, it's so smart that we can't guarantee it won't make a naked photo of your daughter for the creep down the street."
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Thirsty Hamster Drinking Water
ALT: Thirsty Hamster Drinking Water
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Lol. Love that he leaves open the possibility that Lindsey Graham is in hell
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You guys have houses and money?!
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Will Poulter Wtf Meme
Alt: Will Poulter We're the Millers "You guys are getting paid?" Meme
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dems ran pretty centrist candidates in the last several elections and Republicans still blasted them as far left communists. It might not hurt Dems to stop saying things like, "No, that's wrong. We don't actually want to fund programs to help commoners!" and, you know, actually start helping people
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Got carried away? More like he got exactly what he wanted: Workforce discrimination and labor rights inquiries into SpaceX and Tesla were dropped. Inquiries into Neuralink over animal testing compliance was dropped. CFPB enforcement actions against X and Tesla were frozen.
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me: *searches for recovery tips for a very specific knee injury* Instagram Algorithm: Ah, so you're a huge fan of all the kinds of knee injuries, huh?
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Promise: Sure AI is destroying the planet but it will make every facet of your life more seamless and easy. You won't have to think anymore. It's the entire history of human intelligence at your fingertips. The Reality: We can make a movie where all the actors are white people
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Grok reckoning with the subtext for "historically accurate" just meaning "make them all white" and not having anything to do with costumes, warfare tactics, or the fact that there is a Cyclops and an island of mythological seductresses
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Nikki Obsession Fake Smile
Alt: Nikki Obsession Fake Smile
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No hell hot enough for these ghouls
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Take your low-T to the polls and go VOTE for me
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Hillary Clinton Winks
Alt: Hillary Clinton Winks
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
El fútbol no llegó a casa.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Every time a firework goes off, my dog shits her pants, knocks over every basket (laundry, garbage, blankets, toys) in the house, then tries to dig a hole in our carpet. That's what I'm dealing with so that the neighbor kids can light off like 3 bottle rockets every night for a month after the 4th
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Told ya: www.politico.com/news/2026/07...
politico.com
Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is true in principle, but you'd be shocked at the mental gymnastics I can do to ensure that the good thing that happened to my team is perceived as fair and the bad thing is perceived as unfair
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It cannot be said enough that these people are, at their core, just really fucking stupid
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I wish fireworks were ACTUALLY illegal, and not like "We say they're illegal, but you can cause as much fire damage as you want every year and we're not going to do anything about it" illegal
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can VAR not just tell the ref when it should be a corner instead of a goal kick? It's obvious within seconds to the audience at home. It shouldn't be that hard to correct this obvious mistake that happens multiple times per game
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Carl is really having his Carl Papaya moment on Love Island right now. He's hard not to root for. He might win $50k just for being so wholesome
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Interesting thing about the Flo Balogun red card (and really VAR in general): In the US, juries are not allowed to review slow motion video of a crime, because viewing in slow motion increases the chnace you'll perceive an action as intentional. VAR used slo-mo & stills to show the ref this tackle
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm not saying they're the same, but one wasn't even a foul
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm blaming that ghoul Howard Lutnick for Flo getting a red there
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
BREAKING: Melat Kiros has won the Democratic primary in Colorado’s 1st district. The democratic socialist has unseated the district’s 29-year incumbent by running on Medicare for All, abolishing ICE, ending forever wars and more.
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dylan during movie night #loveislandusa
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Omg Popcorn
ALT: Omg Popcorn
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You can have this opinion, but the remedy for unanticipated situations is amendment, not a bunch of rich pricks with lifetime appointments ruining people's lives because it makes their special boy president feel good
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Tron Little @tronlittle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Taking a victory lap after 4 justices ruled the words in the Constitution don't mean what they literally say doesn't give me much faith that this guy and his ilk plan to do anything about the stranglehold this court has on this country's citizens
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