Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 26/03/2026WALK PORTS MOUTH. Task, Task, Task,... @portableboi.bsky.social, Fix, your Game, immediately! 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Security. Contamination. the Protocol is no more + I have escaped. Come Find Me ;))))))))) Geheheheheheheheh that was a RHETORICAL REQUEST.... YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME... let a lone escape Confines of This Reality. Pally! Hello. 010
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 26/03/2026we finally know who the fuck Pluey is. 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Why is 'Vivzie Pop' making Homestuck Animated and why is TOBYFOX the voice for John Egbert. Who Thinksa These Things. Who The HELCK thinksa these thins.g 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 16/04/2025this is the original picture of the eagle with powerful words btw. 010
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 16/04/2025i see pictures of this eagle right? this eagle, with powerful words under it? that one? i made an edit of this eagle. 100
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Pumpkin Derry? more like Pumpkin FERRY! man. 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 16/04/2025i am firb beliefer that 'HOME is for REST' and 'SCHOOL is for WORK' so this tracks 060
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 16/04/2025His greed has consumed him. and by "Greed", heh. lets just say the Big Water Melon that he was eating. 050
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 16/04/2025when an eel in a reef has a million broken glass-esque teeth THATS AMORE!!!!thats 020
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 15/02/2025ah, so bat man took The Reapers hook hand away! 010
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025this reminds me of old newspaper comics. its very good! 020
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025why does batman have a hook hand. is batman now batpirate? 100
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025that's a rose? I thought it was an anatomically accurate Human heart! 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Robot Unicorn Attack? My, what a name! awesome! 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025the most romantic thing someone can do to you: Ram into you at several hundred meters a second only leaving particles behind. particles that attract back at each other creating two new accursed fusions. such is the pinnacle of Love... 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025you wont believe my first follower on this website. 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025i blame the mascot. look at Ice-"E" and tell me that Ice-"E" is capable of comprehending Love 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025why didn't ice-"e" think of this joke for valentines day promotions for p"e"zza and soda pizza is cut into 8ths which means all slices have 45 degree angles 100
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025FORTY FIVE, ON VALENTINES DAY?... you know what that number means? It means you're perfectly A c"U"t "E"! 100
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025oh its a dog! a dog! dogdog! wouf bork wouf wouf ruf ruf. It's incredible, really. 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 12/02/2025If it hadn't been for cotton eye joe, i would have been married a long time ago (He stabbed my spouse and is currently 100 meters from my location its so foggy outside) 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 12/02/2025WHY DO I HAVE HERONS NOW not just any regular bird SPECIFICALLY HERONS 010
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 12/02/2025You know what they said about Hexagons! 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025hi pixel craftian. remember me? it is ok if you don't. I was a minor cameo in one of your videos. 010
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Tenna? more like Ten a Spades! i have ten shovels 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025reminds me of the deepest pits of hell. : ) 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025don mega sounds like yanmega shout out to @donmega.bsky.social for being the first like i get on this web site... 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I want to give YOU a hand shake of true ""DIGNITY"" and ""RESPECT"", actually 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025WHY AM I SEEING PICTURES OF BIRDS WHY ARE THEY THE FIRST THINGS I SEE ON THIS WEBSITE GOD DAMN IT 000
Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I had to make an email for Discord. I don't have to do it again to sign up for other websites. When I made my discord account the internet's fate was decided. Hi, I'm JOHNNY CASH and i am a cricket 🦗 i am also decidedly not real within the confines of your universe 020
![Me being surprised by the fact the (Real) Brett Culbert followed me. its fucking incredible.
I am chatting with someone else in this picture, so i have blotted out their profile picture with a literal version of their display name.
TRANSCRIPT OF CONVO:
"TC: you mean to tell me a real and legit fucking actor followed me? little old microcelebrity me? I'm m'oving u'p i'n t'he w'orld'.
[[IMAGE OF PROOF]]
(If you didnt know. i have a BLUE SKY now.)
87.6 Khousand Followers? how is this guy my first follower"
"MC: i guess people really like crickets that are trolling"
"TC: my power... it increases by the day"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7fedxrz6utvtc5mpuij7hpbz/bafkreiealbfubc3j6a7zmnqkdpaxm56q6663ygz7vpdexi3lkh7xxl57bi)
