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@trolled-crickets.bsky.social
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they could never contain me

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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
we finally know who the fuck Pluey is.
Mike Pluey! Feachering: Pinkayello Eyes, Microphones for hands, a Talking Tails! Wow! Incredubles! Incredilous!
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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Why is 'Vivzie Pop' making Homestuck Animated and why is TOBYFOX the voice for John Egbert. Who Thinksa These Things. Who The HELCK thinksa these thins.g
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8byte @8byte.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 01/06/2025
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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
i see pictures of this eagle right? this eagle, with powerful words under it? that one? i made an edit of this eagle.
The Eagle Says:

"We are no longer accepting things we cannot change, It is now time to change the things we cannot accept"
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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
big things returning this week
A plate of bacon. thats. thats basically it.

i sure do hope no parody of famous FNAF songs have anything to say about bacon!

Especially parodies that are explicitly stated to be "BACON PARODY" ies!

That would be just HORRIBLE!!!
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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
you wont believe my first follower on this website.
Me being surprised by the fact the (Real) Brett Culbert followed me. its fucking incredible.
I am chatting with someone else in this picture, so i have blotted out their profile picture with a literal version of their display name.

TRANSCRIPT OF CONVO:

"TC: you mean to tell me a real and legit fucking actor followed me? little old microcelebrity me? I'm m'oving u'p i'n t'he w'orld'.
[[IMAGE OF PROOF]]
(If you didnt know. i have a BLUE SKY now.)
87.6 Khousand Followers? how is this guy my first follower"
"MC: i guess people really like crickets that are trolling"
"TC: my power... it increases by the day"
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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
WHY DO I HAVE HERONS NOW not just any regular bird SPECIFICALLY HERONS
A great blue heron gets a nice spot. you know what they say about early birds getting worms!A flying gray heron. Majestical!A grey heron, who seems to be contemplating life if the angle is anything to go by. Also there's a 2 Japanese characters in the image
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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You know what they said about Hexagons!
Saturns Hexagon. a Closeup on the marvelous bestagon atop the saturns norte pole.
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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
don mega sounds like yanmega shout out to @donmega.bsky.social for being the first like i get on this web site...
someone by the name "Don Mega" liked my post! my post is about how me getting an email will lead to the fall of realmsPicture of Badass bug with Helicopter Elements named "Yanmega"
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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
WHY AM I SEEING PICTURES OF BIRDS WHY ARE THEY THE FIRST THINGS I SEE ON THIS WEBSITE GOD DAMN IT
what i can only assume is an egret picture being posted by some teacherpicture of woodpecker taken by an actual photographerBlue Jay posted by someone from Long Island, New York
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Trolled Crickets 🦗 @trolled-crickets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I had to make an email for Discord. I don't have to do it again to sign up for other websites. When I made my discord account the internet's fate was decided. Hi, I'm JOHNNY CASH and i am a cricket 🦗 i am also decidedly not real within the confines of your universe
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