Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 4hWhat do you call someone who cannot afford to pay for gender reassignment surgery? Transaction declined! 🤷♂️🥼💸 000
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My optometrist thinks my eyes will improve. But my pessometrist thinks they will get worse! 👀👓🤓 020
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What has more lives than a cat? A frog. They croak every day.🐈⬛🐸 040
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have a dwarf friend. He is epileptic and he owns a pizzeria. I call him little seizures…🍕🏪 000
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That Tower in Pisa was fine. Until the bank put a lien on it.🗼🏦 020
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken! 🌐⛈️ 021
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Technically you don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need one if you want to skydive more than once. Follow me for life advice, I know things! 🪂🛟 020
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You shouldn't have to choose between a sad psychic or an angry one. Instead find a happy medium...🔮🧙 020
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What do you call a medieval spy? Sir Valance! 🏰🕵️♂️ 132
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@stephruhle.bsky.social What if the TechBros want to slow AI down because the AI bots are suggesting distribution of wealth will solve many of the worlds problems?? What say you?? 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why was the mermaid so good at math? Because she had an AlgaeBras…🧜♀️🧮🎓 021
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What did the British dude say to the 3-headed lady? Hello, hello hello.👥🇬🇧 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why doesn't any man need more than one rooster? A cock a dude'll do. 🐓🐔🤷♂️ 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What do you get when you cross a Jehova Witness with an atheist? Someone who rings your doorbell for no apparent reason. ⛪️🛐🔔 000
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There was a robbery at the lingerie shop. The robbers gave police the slip...👮♂️ 👗 030
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I relabeled all the jars on my wife’s spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin! 🫚🌶️🫙 020
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable. 🐝🚪 021
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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just got a job at a sausage factory. I found it on LinkedIn...🌭🖥️🏭 020
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You will never get in trouble for having a violin on the bus.🎻🚌 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 21/09/20263 ladies sitting on a park bench when a dude comes up in a trench coat and flashes them. 2 of the ladies had a stroke. The third, couldn’t reach him.🍆✊🤷♀️ 000
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What does Jeff Bezos do just before going to bed? He puts his pajAMAZON. 🛌💤 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoes. It's no small feat.👞🤡 050
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A Polish fisherman is a fishing pole. 🇵🇱🎣 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy.🥧🐏😢 2511
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow!🇬🇷🏛️ 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026After playing the guitar for years, I thought I could play the piano, but it’s not an easy instrument to pick up. 🎸🎹🏋️♂️ 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade.🏊♂️ 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me: "Can I open a joint account?" Banker: "Absolutely. Who with?" Me: "I'm not picky. Preferably someone rich."💵🏦🏧 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My buddy got kicked out of the community theatre when the director asked to see him limp. He had no idea she meant walking? 🍆🚶🎭 011
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The dentist in town got arrested for dealing drugs. Goes to show you how wrong you can be about people. I’ve been going to him for years & never knew he was a dentist! 🦷🪥💊 050
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have a really good Tupperware joke. But the punchline doesn’t fit - it’s from another Tupperware joke...🫙🍯 030
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What does a crow use to pry open doors? A humanbar.🐦⬛🧍⚒️ 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Some freak called and invited me to his cat's birthday. I told him, hell no. My dog's getting married that weekend. 🐈⬛🐕💒 041
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How do you crush and dispose a meteorite with your butt? Take ass-steroids then move it to Uranus! 💥🍑🪐 030
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The weatherman broke both arms and legs...Check out his fourcasts. 💪🩹⛈️ 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently, a DNA testing kit is not an appropriate baby shower gift. 🧪🎁🚼 030
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What do you contract if you are bitten by a redheaded zombie? Gingervitis. 🧟♂️👩🦰🥴 030
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What do you call a snail that isn't moving? An escar-stay.🐌🐚 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicle. ☃️🧊🚲 020
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 01/09/2026How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Cook it till its bill withers. 🦆🥘🎶 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 31/08/2026What’s the difference between a baby joke and a fetus joke? The delivery. 🧑🍼🚼😂 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I wonder how much Deco Labels made on that sign? 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I don’t win Marathons because I’m lucky. I win because I’m driven.🏃🚕🥇 030
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I asked my daughter to pass the phone book. She laughed and gave me her phone. Now the spider is dead, her phone is broken and she isn't talking to me.📖📱🕷️ 130
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How do rail cars qualify for their jobs? By training. 🚞🛤️🚅 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 27/08/2026What do you call two witches who live in the same apartment? Broommates. 🧙🧹 010
Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My deaf friend won in a lottery. He said nothing but I can see the signs.💲💰🤑👍👌 010