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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 8h

What do you call a medieval spy? Sir Valance! 🏰🕵️‍♂️

Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

@stephruhle.bsky.social What if the TechBros want to slow AI down because the AI bots are suggesting distribution of wealth will solve many of the worlds problems?? What say you??

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why was the mermaid so good at math? Because she had an AlgaeBras…🧜‍♀️🧮🎓

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What did the British dude say to the 3-headed lady? Hello, hello hello.👥🇬🇧

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why doesn't any man need more than one rooster? A cock a dude'll do. 🐓🐔🤷‍♂️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What do you get when you cross a Jehova Witness with an atheist? Someone who rings your doorbell for no apparent reason. ⛪️🛐🔔

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There was a robbery at the lingerie shop. The robbers gave police the slip...👮‍♂️ 👗

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I relabeled all the jars on my wife’s spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin! 🫚🌶️🫙

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable. 🐝🚪

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just got a job at a sausage factory. I found it on LinkedIn...🌭🖥️🏭

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You will never get in trouble for having a violin on the bus.🎻🚌

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

3 ladies sitting on a park bench when a dude comes up in a trench coat and flashes them. 2 of the ladies had a stroke. The third, couldn’t reach him.🍆✊🤷‍♀️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What does Jeff Bezos do just before going to bed? He puts his pajAMAZON. 🛌💤

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoes. It's no small feat.👞🤡

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A Polish fisherman is a fishing pole. 🇵🇱🎣

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy.🥧🐏😢

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow!🇬🇷🏛️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

After playing the guitar for years, I thought I could play the piano, but it’s not an easy instrument to pick up. 🎸🎹🏋️‍♂️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade.🏊‍♂️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Me: "Can I open a joint account?" Banker: "Absolutely. Who with?" Me: "I'm not picky. Preferably someone rich."💵🏦🏧

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My buddy got kicked out of the community theatre when the director asked to see him limp. He had no idea she meant walking? 🍆🚶🎭

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The dentist in town got arrested for dealing drugs. Goes to show you how wrong you can be about people. I’ve been going to him for years & never knew he was a dentist! 🦷🪥💊

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have a really good Tupperware joke. But the punchline doesn’t fit - it’s from another Tupperware joke...🫙🍯

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What does a crow use to pry open doors? A humanbar.🐦‍⬛🧍⚒️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Some freak called and invited me to his cat's birthday. I told him, hell no. My dog's getting married that weekend. 🐈‍⬛🐕💒

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How do you crush and dispose a meteorite with your butt? Take ass-steroids then move it to Uranus! 💥🍑🪐

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The weatherman broke both arms and legs...Check out his fourcasts. 💪🩹⛈️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently, a DNA testing kit is not an appropriate baby shower gift. 🧪🎁🚼

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

What do you contract if you are bitten by a redheaded zombie? Gingervitis. 🧟‍♂️👩‍🦰🥴

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What do you call a snail that isn't moving? An escar-stay.🐌🐚

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicle. ☃️🧊🚲

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Cook it till its bill withers. 🦆🥘🎶

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What’s the difference between a baby joke and a fetus joke? The delivery. 🧑‍🍼🚼😂

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I don’t win Marathons because I’m lucky. I win because I’m driven.🏃🚕🥇

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I asked my daughter to pass the phone book. She laughed and gave me her phone. Now the spider is dead, her phone is broken and she isn't talking to me.📖📱🕷️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

How do rail cars qualify for their jobs? By training. 🚞🛤️🚅

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

What do you call two witches who live in the same apartment? Broommates. 🧙🧹

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My deaf friend won in a lottery. He said nothing but I can see the signs.💲💰🤑👍👌

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.🍑🍐🍑

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Saw a new motorcycle club that I’d be perfect for. They ride Harleys and tell bad jokes. Puns of Anarchy. 🏍️🃏

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My buddy is banned from the vinyl shop. He was caught snapping LP’s in half. ‘It’s a little unfair” he said. Everybody always tells me “Records were made to be broken.”💿🎧

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Why can’t a T-Rex ever win a body building competition? Because it can’t handle ‘a steroid’ ☄️🦖💪

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My buddy just had a shotgun wedding. It was a wife or death decision. 💒🔫👰‍♂️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Did you hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up his hammer and saw! 🕶️🔨🪚👀

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I was once asked to describe my life in a nutshell. Well…it’s very dark and cramped!🥜🌰

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

What’s the difference between a fancy restaurant and a cheap computer? One has rack of lamb. The other has lack of RAM. 👨‍🍳🐑🖥️

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

What is the Italian lactation consultant’s area of expertise? Hand expression. 🇮🇹🤌🍼

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Frank Trivieri / 🇨🇦🇮🇹 @trivieri.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Do you know what is unthinkable? Mike Tyson's boat. 🥊⚓️🛥️

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