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Tristram Lennard

@tristramlennard.bsky.social
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My parents taught me two critical things: 1️⃣ You can only be 'right' in mathematics; and 2️⃣If something looks and smells like BS, it probably is ... so why would you even consider swallowing it!?

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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spot. On. Media. Get your shit in a pile! #auspol #FarkOffPoorLean
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The last sentence is spot on!
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trae @traes.art · 24/09/2026
Thanks for sticking your proverbial middle fingers up at all the human artists who busted their guts making VRChat what it was. Nice to know y’all are happy just serving up machine slop, maybe y’all will have agentic AI serve as your playerbase in a few months while the real players shoot through.
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Pat Hudson Cartoons @hudsoncartoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo op #auspol
Editorial cartoon by Pat Hudson. The sign says ‘photo with a felon’. Trump is on his throne, surrounded by munitions and posing for photos. The photographer calls “Next!” as PM Albanese leaps in gleefully.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whatever happened to honeypot servers? #auspol
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So the only response option is to send in an army of NT coppers? There, obviously, is no time to consider Indigenous mediators who can identify the root causes of this 'unrest' and how to address them.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The world is less Angry today. 🥺
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I find it amusing that many politicians (and wannabes) have stopped talking about the cost of living, healthcare, education, housing shortages, immigration and climate change, preferring to shift the focus onto....... potholes. #auspol
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Translation: Palestinians don't matter, they're not our equals, and don't deserve our respect.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Attributes? Or selection criteria? #auspol #UN
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When will 'Trumpish' be added to thesauruses under 'tacky'. Come to think of it, there's a lot of words where 'Trumpish' or 'Trumpian' will inevitably become synonyms.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PSA: With a 'super' El-Nino threatening heatwaves, bushfires, food & water shortages, & blackouts (cos gas 'shortages'); coupled with Trumpflation, remember this when Albo & ministers invoke the "resilience of we Australians". Resilience - ability to recover with little or no assistance. #auspol
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An analogy I was taught a loooong time ago: Trust is like a delicate crystal vase. If it's broken, no matter how strong or transparent the glue you use to repair it, the vase can never be returned to its original state. It's an analogy that our governments, media and CEOs are unaware of. #auspol
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Will PoorLean hide out with Gina or with other politicians and billionaires when Australians finally agree that we've all had an an utter gutfull? #auspol
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just thought of another item on my AI wish list. A "cui bono" function that analyses the text of proposed government bills, exposes the carefully worded loopholes and identifies who will REALLY benefit (i.e. which billionaires, companies, lobby group etc) if the bill is passed into law. #auspol
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can Gina's sponsorship and control over One Notion be any clearer than her requirement that PoorLean and Bananaby have to advertise her clothing company at every opportunity? #auspol #FarkOffPoorLean
PoorLean and Bananaby at one of their interminable pressers.Close-up of PoorLean's shirt sprting the S. Kidman logo.Close-up of Bananaby's 19-gallon hat on a 2-pint head, sporting the S. Kidman logo.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bitch #auspol #FarkOffPoorLean
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw this on Farcebook. I want it on a T-shirt! #auspol #FarkOffPoorline
Mathematical symbols = > ÷

"Equality is greater than division"
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stolen from Farcebook.
Mathematical symbols = > ÷

"Equality is greater than division."
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amirite to believe that Australia's climate change policy still has Little Johnny and the Mad Monk's fingerprints all over it? #auspol
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rowecartoon.bsky.social @rowecartoon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
settlers..
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do you hear that creaking noise? It's the Morton's Demon in millions of American brains opening the gate to let his latest promise enter their gullible minds.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wow! 'Free' food containers...... if you spend $400 - $1400 dollars at Woolworths!
Woolworths email spruiking 'free' food containers.You too can have a 'free' food container if you spend $400 at Woolworths- or for $210 ($10 + $200 spent previously at Woolworths.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is there anybody out there that can convince me that this government aren't ZFA, ECAJ and AIJAC puppets? #auspol
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rowecartoon.bsky.social @rowecartoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
alborithm
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
David Bowie as Jareth, Goblin King in 1986 film Labyrinth.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just assisted with pick up of grandchildren from daycare. I wonder when the owners of all those smiling little innocent faces will realise that the politicians and 1%ers have destroyed the world that they will inherit... ... and whether, unlike their forebears, they will do something about it. 🤔
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wonder what will happen when AI starts creating artificial problems that it deems necessary to be solved. 🤔
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wonder if government policies are, in fact, a covert plot to increase the number of Clare O'Neil's constituents. 🤔
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Perhaps we should all start calling AI what it fast becoming.... Alternative Intelligence.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One wonders what compromat ECAJ must have on Chris Minns. 🤔 #auspol #nswpol
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Morning. ☕️
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"I am genuinely interested in how you reconcile the values you speak about with being Zionist because I haven't yet heard a Zionist explain to me how do they incorporate Palestinian human dignity and human rights into their ideological framework." Rita Jabri Markwell www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
Royal commission witness in tense exchange over 'legitimate state' claims
The witness, a Sydney researcher, questioned Israel's right to exist and was quizzed on her views comparing zionism to violent extremism.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Neither Albo nor Penny can read a room.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I check the hellsite regularly (agencies I follow refuse to leave it). Someone posted an image I assume was uncomplimentary to Israel. Try to view it. Gr0nk needs to validate my age. Gr0nk has issues identifying a 70yo white male. Offers to validate using PhotoID and image. #FarkOffElmo!
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Wells says gambling companies will have to 'jump through hoops' under new laws." No. They're going to slither through agreed loopholes in the legislation. #auspol
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Received a diagnosis today that indicates my period of existence may not be as long as I (and my family) had hoped. Along with the demise of the Trump, Netanyahu and Putin regimes, my hope remains. C'mon World! Give me a farewell gift that I can cherish! Please? 🙏 bsky.app/profile/tris...
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For the cookers and neocon ratbags who kiboshed the wind farm off Port Kembla who enjoy their view of coal ships moored and sailing to and from the horizon. Renewable power for 1.1 million homes from towers that can't be seen from the shore. www.energyglobal.com/wind/1308202...
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All turbines installed at He Dreiht offshore wind farm
Vestas has installed all 64 wind turbines at EnBW’s He Dreiht offshore wind farm.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
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Introducing Grok Bot, now in early beta.

Bots are AI teammates that do real work for you. They sign in to your tools, use them just like you do, and come back with finished work.
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Matt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Pauline Hanson barred The Age, the ABC, and The Guardian from her Melbourne press conference, with the new state leader Warren Pickering threatening legal action against journalists for “character assassination attempts”. The full story: theageaustralia.com/4fPSuDZ
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mr Dog puts the 3 Stooges in their rightful place.
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Pat Hudson Cartoons @hudsoncartoons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The next tier #auspol
Editorial cartoon. Special envoy Segal is driving on with her special envoy tractor-like contraption that has a massive iron fist on a hydronic ram, twitching to be deployed.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Vale The Plastinator.
Gunther vin Hagens, creator of Body Worlds and plastination, dies aged 81.

Screenshot from The Guardian.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why am I getting a Presidential Alert!?
Presidential alert

TEST MESSAGE - AUSALERT This is a TEST of AusAlert, Australia's new emergency warning system. NO ACTION IS REQUIRED.

In an actual emergency, follow

the instructions in the alert to

keep yourself and others safe.

Visit the AusAlert website for more information.

This message is authorised by the Australian Government.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@australianlabor.bsky.social need to accept that calls for a gas tax and bans on gambling advertising can't be dismissed as argumentum ad populum when Australian's KNOW that you're all a pack of kowtowing lickspittles of your donors. #auspol
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Robbie Buck @robbieb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hello mr dog. You are very clever. And I love this huge billboard going up outside the Dendy in Newtown. Bravo to all.
A photo of several artists painting an awesome mural of Mr dogs terrific cartoon about the endangered Morgan skate.
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
IYKYK
Pauline Hanson wrapped in the Australian flag. Text is Pauline asking "Where's me cross?"
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Tristram Lennard @tristramlennard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Who has the most to gain if a criminal court is disbanded? theconversation.com/the-trump-ad...
theconversation.com
The Trump administration wants to dismantle the International Criminal Court. Can it?
The US State Department calls the ICC an ‘intolerable threat to US sovereignty’. And it can significantly disrupt the court’s work.
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 20/07/2026
You just know that sometime in the next few days Pauline is going to confuse mass deportation with masturbation and Barnaby will have to give an even more confusing explanation than usual.
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