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a young 74, cancer notwithstanding

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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Important update I have fallen in love with aromatisse because look at her … butt bow!!!
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’ve had worse, lfg
Your 2026 word: wolfish
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
THEE Ed Balls??
Screenshot of tweet from Ed Balls reading: Ed Balls
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Another deathless run! am I… getting good at this??
Hades II victory screen using the aspect of Anubis (rank iii!)
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
lmao, my good bitch. u tried
Hades II screenshot showing the results of a 100 coin wager between Melinoë and Nemesis. The score says Nemesis: 1, Melinoë: 105.Crop of the same screenshot now just showing the words “Slay more for 100 🪙 (or lose that much!)” and the score Nemesis: 1, Melinoë: 105.Tight crop of the same screenshot, now showing only the score Nemesis: 1, Melinoë: 105.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Absurdly good run; didn’t die once. I thought it was supposed to be a challenge to fulfill the chaos prophecy? wha? aspect of persephone … blessedly op
Hades II victory screen for the surface route, using aspect of Persephone and the transcendent embryo
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Found a picture of her from 2016… how embarrassing to have unexpurgated evidence of her original human visage!
A blonde woman in her 30s looking like a blonde woman in her 30s
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Learned of Lara Trump the other day and was so confounded by her photo on Wikipedia that I was out here taking comparison selfies trying to understand how she and I were born only two years apart
A blonde woman, age 43, with a face like skeletor. The amount of fillers and makeup cannot be overstated. A woman-adjacent person, age 41, with curly red hair and glasses and no makeup
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Finally got my hands on CINDER HOUSE by my dear and obscenely talented friend @freyamarske.bsky.social and predictably gobbled it up all too quickly. The romance is complicated & Spoilers, but if you and I see eye-to-eye on matters of shipping, I think you’ll be VERY pleased 😘
book cover of Cinder House by Freya Marske, showing a ghostly girl made out of house parts. whoa
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This is true but I also need to announce I just stumped Akinator with Libby from LIBBY ON WEDNESDAY. Booyahhhh
screenshot of akinator the cartoon genie saying “bravo, you have defeated me!”
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
me? where am I? Mentally???
pink axolotl stuffie over a backdrop of flames with the text “I’m seriously at my limit”
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
13. Approximately the only instance in which I prefer milk chocolate to dark
Photo of a box of LU Petit Écolier “European biscuits” aka chocolate coated cookies. In my house we call them schoolboys because we are dumb.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
World’s goofiest and most criminal dog Olive is also in the running if you’d prefer to cast your vote in a canine direction. www.sonomamag.com/rescuepet/co...
A small white dog with a black eye patch and spotty ears faces the camera, wearing a teal tulle gift ribbon as a scarf. People often ask if she is a jack russell terrier but she’s actually a chihuahua mix with about 10% rat terrier in there. She is freakin adorable.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
speaking of #caturday my sweet Minette is currently in a Cutest Rescue Pet contest! THIS is what democracy looks like. You can vote for her here (must register to vote, sorry): www.sonomamag.com/rescuepet/co...
a fluffy black cat sitting on a bed with her cute head turned towards the light of a window. She is so super cute.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
hi I'm Becca’s friend I haven’t listened to this yet but I’m really excited to and moreover YOURE IN THE ATLANTIC CROSSWORD TODAY
complete grid of the Atlantic crossword for Sunday June 22 2025. at the bottom left (southwest) corner the name TESH is highlighted in blue with the clue below: Hugo Award-winning author Emily
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
my instagram algorithm is attuned to dog rescue and native plant gardening. here’s the top post on my feed
a heroic image of Alex Padilla that says THANKS SENATOR PADILLA, posted 36 minutes ago by canaturalresourcesagency. Text of the post says: Expressing appreciation today for Senator @senalexpadilla, a fierce ally of #California's environment & a tireless champion of clean air and water, climate action, and an outdoors accessible to all. His leadership has raised the bar for what’s possible for the communities we hold dear.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
One of my favorite games is judging people by what books are visible in their photos, so to you I give this same gift: everything I had shoved in the cubby of my bedside table, removed while looking for sunscreen
A messy stack of about a dozen books and journals, which I am not going to list all of but will highlight:
- Paul takes the form of a modern girl by Andrea Lawlor
- Ashlin & Olivia by Aster Glenn Gray
- The Iron Children by Rebecca Fraimow
- No One is Talking About This by Patricia Lockwood
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
LRT—did you know I wrote a fic of a fic sequel to Uneasy Lies the Chosen of Farore, and @drsteggy.bsky.social was nice enough to declare it canon for her original story? It’s one of my favorite things I’ve written, actually. Must be logged into AO3 to read. archiveofourown.org/works/348080...
AO3 screenshot of the metadata for a fic called Naive Melody by tris of the wild (trisfic)

the tags don’t wanna copy paste well sorry

Summary:

“Zelda,” Link says, “would you marry me?”

Zelda doesn’t look at him. Instead, she sighs. “I don’t know. What do you think?”

“No, I’m—” Link clears his throat. “I’m asking.”

Eight years after pulling the Master Sword, the now 50-year-old Link begins a new epoch in his life. Set in the world of "Uneasy Lies the Chosen of Farore" by DrSteggy but can be read as a stand-alone.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Caravaggio’s painting of Judith beheading Holofernes only Judith’s head is now the maniacal orange visage of Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty. Judith’s handmaiden Abra is also present and her head is also the head of Gritty. Holofernes is still a regular human guy and he is NOT having a fun time having his head sawed off. Nor should he be.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They don’t even have to be TRANS!
Simpsons meme featuring Helen Lovejoy rolling her eyes heavenward in distress. the caption says “ won’t somebody please think of the cisgender nonprofit employees?!”
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
DONT MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out —
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out - Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out —
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me.
~ Martin Niemöller
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
painting of an old-timey lady with curly white wig shading her face with one hand and making a wide eyed expression that seems to say, what the deeply embarrassing fuck?
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The people have been begging: tristopher, what did you end up doing? Tris we need to know! What I did is buy a microwaveable heating pad (k&h brand) instead of something I’d have to plug into the wall and cause all sorts of logistical problems. It’s warm for many hours and she digs it 🖤
Long-haired black cat floofing out on a folded up towel (the heating pad is inside). Her body is oriented away but she’s looking wryly at the camera over her shoulder.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
and to all a good honk 🎺
Screenshot of tweet:

@yeoldetownroade
With a stroke of her pencil, my 6 year old has once and for all settled the Chanukah/Hanukkah/Chanuke/etc spelling debate.
A very happy Honk to you all.
[photo of paper that says in a childish hand: I WiSH YOU a Happy HOnk]
1:31 PM • 12/29/19 • Twitter for iPhone
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Ian, of Bingate, from Great British Bake-off
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Here’s me drunkenly regaling two tolerant friends with tidings of Bo after accidentally pouring myself way too much bourbon last night. (BOurBOn.)
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
can’t believe the sheer airport books brain on this guy. the suffering… immense. @ifbookspod.bsky.social got some news about the books
Screenshot of follow list of X account @pepmangione, with such luminaries as Tim Ferriss, Richard Dawkins, Steve-O, and Joe Roganscreenshot of follow list of X account @pepmangione, here highlighting Sam Altman and Edward Snowden among others screenshot of follow list of X account @pepmangione, which is in this section basically an RFK sandwich with freethinking neckbeard bread
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Anyone have a heated cat bed they particularly love and would recommend? My 16-year-old kitten has recently taken to napping directly on the heater vent, so it’s time. Cat tax below.
Photo: a long-haired black cat sits in front of a window, backlit in a golden glow of floofy glory
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I am not one for Farm Design but the new Meadowlands farm is very aesthetically pleasing and like… quite advantageous for the aspiring rancher. In the past I’ve tried and failed to do the community center in y1; this time I didn’t try and almost did it anyway.
Stardew Valley screenshot: pixel art of an entire farm, with a river running through the left side, three ponds, and an island at the top. The left half is dominated by buildings and grass (and two of the ponds); the right half is mostly empty except for the house and my garden near the top.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Aside from the marriage that wouldn’t end, I am enjoying Stardew Valley 1.6 enormously. I’m doing goals!
Stardew Valley screenshot: pixel art of my sprite standing in a small garden between two scarecrows with a giant pink melon rising behind her. At the bottom of the frame is some funky tree businessStardew Valley screenshot: pixel art of my sprite standing between two symmetrical rows of trees, at the top of which the funky business of moss trees rise up in curls
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Now, I’m just a simple country lawyer, but
Screenshot of insane survey which reads:

2. Do you think using federal or state tax dollars to promote and teach Critical Race Theory in American schools is unconstitutional?*
• Strongly Agree
• Agree
• Disagree
• Strongly Disagree
• Unsure

3. Do you think it is unconstitutional for the
U.S. Department of Education to impact curricula in American schools, including the promotion of Critical Race Theory?*
• Yes
• No
• Unsure
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Learning to live with my undivorceable husband by transforming his mess into the kind of mess I’d make
Closeup screenshot of Stardew Valley, showing pixel art of a messy brown-floored room piled high with stacked books. My sprite stands nearby on a purple floor in the adjacent room
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
#goodbreakfast strikes again
Photo of a toasty onion bagel sandwich with fried egg and melting orange cheese coming out the sides, sitting on a plate
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
THE TRAGEDY OF HETEROSEXUALITY 

💔
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
MFW I get back from my wedding and see what my husband has done to my house
Ocarina of Time 3D screenshot: pixelated closeup of adult Link gaping in discomfited, nervous shock (in response to Ruto having just appeared and announcing romantically she never forgot that they got engaged seven years ago. His expression says otherwise.)
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Trying out heterosexual marriage for the first time. So far it sucks
Stardew Valley screenshot of pixel art: two rooms side by side. On the left is a neat aquatic themed room with a mermaid portrait, aquarium, and purple floor. On the right is a room with a brown floor covered in muddy tracks with pixelated garbage strewn about including a little can on its side and brown liquid poured out onto a dingy rug. Are those tires stacked by the tv? What the fuck, Shane?
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
went rummaging in the archives for the write up in case it’s needed
Tris's Test Kitchen: Bagel Egg Sandwich
Lacto-Ovo Vegetarian
Ingredients
• A good bagel (should be dense and chewy and not contain fruit or whatever goyish bs)
• One egg
• Two slices of cheese that will melt well (I like Tillamook sharp cheddar)
• Salt and pepper
• Olive oil
• Optional: acidic hot sauce. I recommend Sol Food Pique which you can buy at solfoodsauce.com or in person if you visit me >:)
Method
1. Slice bagel and ready it in the toaster (do not start it just yet unless your toaster is very slow)
2. Heat a frying pan to medium high and add a "glug" of olive oil (M Deb Smittenkitchen, whose Crispy Egg Sandwich method was instrumental to this recipe)
3. Crack egg into oil. Beware sizzles.
4. Start toaster
5. Let egg cook for about two minutes. Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
6. Flip egg and let it cook for about 30 more seconds
7. In the meantime, retrieve toasted bagel and place one slice of cheese on bottom half
8. Transfer egg to bagel and cheese bed, then layer a second slice of cheese on top before covering it all with the other bagel half, in a final act of ensandwichment (M Stephen Colbert in a very old Daily Show segment called "The Gates," google it, it's fine)
9. You should now have a symmetrical sandwich layered thusly: bagel, cheese, seasoned fried egg, cheese, bagel.
10. Enjoy, dipping in pique to your heart's content.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Bagel eggwich day #goodbreakfast imo
Photo: A poppyseed bagel sandwich filled with orange cheese and a fried egg. Too much stuff on the table.Photo: A poppyseed bagel sandwich filled with melty orange cheese and a fried egg, with a couple bites missing.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
No, just like the regular dudes
screenshot: google images search results for “red winged blackbird” showing four different photos, all of blackbirds with red patches on their wings and a yellow/orange stripe beneath the red
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
More Britt lore: this queen from the stardew valley mermaid show
Screenshot of a pixel art fat mermaid singing rapturously over a wavy black-and-rainbow background. There is a skinny mermaid off to the left and she is not as cool
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Change the order these feeds shows up by hitting the hashtag in the upper right corner of the main screen and then Edit. I’ve made Mutuals my default feed so Following is where I go to be informed by others
Screenshot of bluesky’s Edit My Feeds screen with helpful up and down arrows and pushpin icons to help you move feeds around
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
STOP THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING. THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. It’s Olive!!! (olive.the.smolive on instagram)
Small white dog with black eyepatch and ear specks curled up goofily on human’s chestSmall white dog with black eye patch and ear specks standing up giving a pleading expression to the camera
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Quote with your current read! Here’s mine #booksky 💙📚 Priestdaddy by Patricia Lockwood I recently picked up her novel No One Is Talking About This from a little free library and it made me cry. This being an extremely rare accomplishment, I figured I’d check out more of her work. Thanks Libby!
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
bob hoo to
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Without downloading a new pic, where are you mentally?
A man in a suit is kneeling on the ground next to a desk with a a laptop open on it. The thing is though his head is inside the mouth of a large purple Gengar Pokémon plushie sitting on the desk with a giant tongue that unrolls to the floor beneath his knees, almost to his socked feet.
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
if I share this will the little 🎉 stop wiggling at me?
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
(Hi, we met at Becca and Beth’s wedding and did the Mutter museum together!) here is my cat experiencing Sunshine
Fluffy black cat basks in a sunny windowsillFluffy black cat basks in a sunny windowsillFluffy black cat basks in a sunny windowsillFluffy black cat basks in a sunny windowsill
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Spotted at a local elementary school; artist name unknown
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it’s tris @tristopher.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
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