Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025youtube.com/watch?v=Qwpa...youtube.comThe Unforgivable Sin of Ms RachelYouTube video by Lindsay Ellis 010
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025“Self-help guru charging a fee for their course? What a scam!” -People with $1000s of student debt 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025John Wick loved his dog wayy more than his wife. If he put half as much effort into killing cancer he’d win a Nobel prize. 🎥🎬#johnwick 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Bi is the plural form of bus change my mind. 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025- *Cuts funding to healthcare system* - *Healthcare system stops working* - “The healthcare system doesn’t work!” - *Cuts more funding to healthcare system* 🤣 040
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025 I can get behind swag but pizzazz is just crossing a line! 😤 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025If waiting for the democratic process means allowing people to be killed, abducted, and abused, do not wait for the democratic process. 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I have a counter conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder isn’t faking his blindness, he’s faking his helplessness, to conform to seeing people’s bias about blind people. 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Turns out no one actually understands droid, she’s all “Vader is Luke’s father,” and 3p0 is like “what do you mean my head’s on backwards??” 1100
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025R2 remembered everything and that’s why he’s mad bleep-blooping nonstop like “why is no one listening to me?!?” 190
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Devotion is resisting the urge to play co op games so you can experience them fresh with your hypothetical future partner who plays videogames. 🎮 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth openAlt: Andy surprise parks and rec gif 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025“I believe it to be an invariable rule that tyrants of genius are succeeded by scoundrels.” - Albert Einstein 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025My neighbours and I made ourselves and you’re welcome to play with us, since I can’t play anymore 🥲. We’re the Basement Potential household on the gallery. 010
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Only in that I’m very particular and uptight about sex. It gets very confusing. 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Who wants to do a true crime podcast with me where we go out and commit actual crimes and then talk about them? 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore magic is. 000
Reposted by Tristan MurphyCooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely." Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely. 1271267393585
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I used to hold a mirror up to my screen to try and get it as exact as the system would allow. Now I just tweak it randomly until they are beautiful. 010
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025The emotional hell of being accessible to everyone we’ve ever known 24/7. 020
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I always say “I love you” and she just says “thank you” or “aww” back. 😭😭😭 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Just because that’s the way someone is, doesn’t mean that’s the way they want to be. Most people are more disappointed in themselves than you could ever be. Before you correct them, give them the chance to correct themselves. 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I dated a lot of people I didn’t like because I was grateful that anyone liked me. 010
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The earth doesn’t need you. It needs more cowbell. 020
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025You know who else had 666 followers???? Jesus, at some point, between his 665th and 667th follower. 🤯🤯🤯 010
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025If I was an alien, I’d believe in you! 🥲💜 … … … … … TOO BAD IM NOT!!1!1!!media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt and tie with his mouth openALT: a man in a white shirt and tie with his mouth open 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025What’s your take on video games and movies? Does the same principle apply? 000
Reposted by Tristan Murphywitchbrook.com @witchbrook.com · 21/05/2025'The air feels lighter when you're around. Like it knows something good is about to happen!' Introducing Witchbrook's first datable character, Hana Satō! #Witchbrook #PixelArt #IndieGames 830950
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025You have to put it in the 2nd USB port and whisper ‘jareth’ 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I was going to say never shower but yeah I guess that makes more sense. 000
Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I’ve gotten a lot better since I switched to water-based urine. 010
