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Eric Schiller

@triplee.bsky.social
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Oh hey another social media site. What is this, 2005? Alexandria, VA resident. Quickly becoming radicalized on local politics by Blue Sky. Shitposts are my own.

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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Had a sip of this — Blanton’s take on Canadian whiskey — and it has ruined me.
Bottle of whiskey named Caribou Crossing with a metal caribou on top because it is a Blantons product.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is how your email finds me (it isn’t finding me because I’m doing this)
Glass of very dark beer on a picnic table next a coaster that says “Burial” with a grim reaper. 

Burial Brewing Asheville
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting one last one in
Nats v Mets game
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do the unit numbers only go from 0 to 100?
A condo or apartment building named The Kelvin with a K and the degree symbol as the logo.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mean we could escalate…
A black and white photo of a man riding a tricycle with a machine gun mount from the late 1800s/early 1900s
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
A still of the crew from the movie Forbidden Planet, which is one of the biggest inspirations for Star Trek.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok someone has to be pranking me. First Erika Kirk, then the Reagan Ranch calendar, and now this? Straight to recycle
Letter from Mike Johnson and the RNC asking for money and a pledge of “America First” Envelope from the RNC and Mike Johnson
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cheating on the Nats today and once again the Lerner’s robbed us of a good view.
View of Citizen’s Bank Park from way abkve home plate and the Philadelphia skyline
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mood today
Man in business clothes rolling a boulder uphill like Sisyphus.

“Whew! This sucks! At least I won’t have to do it again tomorrow.”
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ALXSkeets squad goals
Reminder to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much water and literature as possible

Upset local city councils with your presence
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m back baby!
Mid afternoon shot of Nationals Park against the Cubs from the 300s to the left of home plate
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy!
Goat asking a rabbit if they are doing ok.

Rabbit replies “No but I have chosen chaos.”
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Saw this in the old Streets space on Mt Vernon Ave in Del Ray Unclear if they will also have pizza
Sign in a vacant storefront — Del Play Coming Soon!

Toy Lending
Drop in Play
Recycling and Consignment
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Except in rural dive bars. Then I know I am getting this.
Bartender in a Simpsons country dive bar where they serve Fudd instead of Duff.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ok I am convinced this is something DRBA cooked up for rhe avenue. That is definitely AI because the outdoors of Hops n Shine definitely does not look like that. I am very familiar.
Poster for local bar Hops N Shine, showing a back patio that doesn’t look like theirs and three dogs melding into each other along with all the same fonts in other GenAI posters.

Showing this is a GenAI poster.

That said, it is from 12-3 on July 25th at
Hops n Shine and promotes dog adoption and National Tequila Day so it isn’t all bad.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When the kitchenette hotel you are staying in gives you a Keurig with crappy flavors and you already bought coffee for a different place… you improvise.
Small colander with a handle holding a coffee filter and grinds suspended over a coffee mug resting on a plate
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hydration Break
Selfie of the author of this post drinking a Peets coffee at an airport.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Bad Brains reunion announcement?
Cover of the Bad Brains album cover where lightning hits the Rotunda
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
Serbian war criminal drinking poison in The Hague after being sentenced
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
GUESS WHAT?!
Chicken butts
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The Great American State Fair is in full swing.
Cat sitting in a beige chair, facing backwards and looking at just the plain back of a chair.

Captio reads: Interesting.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I ordered the chili to sober up a bit. What is this place?! This is like college group house I didn’t do dishes bullshit.
Chili served in a cocktail glass.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bonus content. This is the mechanical engineering building from my college. Lots of imposing buildings on the Michigan Tech campus, but this was the tallest and at a largely male attended campus of STEM majors in far northern Michigan, this was known locally as the Brick Dick.
Tall brick building on a college campus that flares out at the top because it is circumsized.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Every hometown’s got the omionus megastructure, what’s yours?
Aerial view of The Tridge, a three directional wooden pedestrian bridge in Midland, MI. Looks like a giant spider or octopus from above.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is much better than last night
Nationals stadium from behind 3rd plate and a several yards up.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. This show was way ahead of its time in being a parody of a lot of cop media and toxic masculinity (the main character is obvious satire on Dirty Harry). Also lasted two seasons. the second is a prequel because the city is destroyed in S1.
Forgotten 1980s tv show Sledge Hammer!

Features David Rasche as the title character, a police detective in a suit and sunglasses and a large pistol, an obvious nod to Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry.

Behind him are his female partner, holding his shoulder and smiling, and the captain, looking at ease with his sport coat over his shoulder.

This is the exact opposite of the actual show, where Hammer is a bumbling gun nut who happens to get it right a lot and largely with help from his frustrated and very competent partner. The Captain hates him and screams constantly.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ok other than Grand Theft Auto although that too if you squint.
Cartoon with two people talking.

Person 1: “Blow my mind”

Person 2: “Hmmm…”

Person 2: “Towns in video games are beautiful because they’re designed around the player’s experience rather than a car”
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I… I have questions
Sign above a urinal 

Has a faucet filling a glass with the universal symbol for No across it.  

“To help our environment”
“Reclaimed water in use in this urinal”
“Do not drink”
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
LFG!!!!
DC Spirit banner laid out on Audi Field
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nice day for three of the top Alexandria activities — biking, beer, and pizza. Haven’t ridden in a while and needed a destination that was on a relatively safe route so headed to Atlas since I also hadn’t been here before. This is a good incentive to work up to the West End breweries.
Beer sampler tray with three pours from very light color to brown.

Not pictured: Pizza, because Alexandria.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ok food idiots… what is the verdict?
Dr. Pepper smoked sausage because nothing matters anymore
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I don't know where I'm going But I sure know where I've been Hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday And I've made up my mind I ain't wasting no more time Here I go again Here I go again *angels bust in with sick guitar solo*
Da Pope rocking out
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
*chuckles* I’m in danger
An adorable little tuxedo cat resting next to a book called “How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You”
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Big Flea Day 2! Half price! Let’s gooooo Alexandria!!!! www.thebigflea.org
Large room full of furnitureUpstairs view of lots of furnitureMultiple tables of used goods for sale half price for a good cause
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We vote more before summer than some of you do all year.
Photo of the “I Voted” sticker for the city of Alexandria, VA, which features a tall sailing ship that has scales balanced on the mast. Can we just admire how cool that sticker idea is?

A hand holds the sticker against a window showing a view of Alexandria spreading into Arlington and DC behind it.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A certain segment of Alexandria whenever the city proposes anything to help pedestrians and cyclists or add variety of housing.
A bloated cartoon frog stating “My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government”
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Cover of a Vampire: the Masquerade role playing game book featuring Theo Bell. He is an African American man in an outfit resembling 1970s Black Panthers gear and wielding a shotgun while several shabby vampires are behind him.

This is a signature character of that game with an interesting story.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You may not like it, but this is what fuels peak performance.
A Sonoran hot dog covered with toppings and a bottle of Mexican Coke.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The Fish Police will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Anthropomorphic sea life in a cartoon drawing done in film noir detective show style. Poster for the short lived tv show “Fish Police”
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Did this three times hoping for a better option and this doesn’t bode well.
Your 2026 word: sloppyYour 2026 word: perliousYour 2026 word: laughable
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Spent the morning with fire and steel.
Still Christmas ornaments on an anvil. Two candy canes and two twisted icicles.A middle aged bald man badly in need of a shave wearing a blue t shirt and jeans swinging an absurdly large sledgehammer at an anvil while not wearing any protective gear because this is a staged shot after he made the ornaments.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The only king I acknowledge
Image of an eldritch horror tentacle face monster person in all yellow with the caption of "Hastur", who is the eponymous "King in Yellow" from the Lovecraft mythos.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Oh hey who spent their evening in the Nationals clubhouse and got to see the dugout? This guy.
A baseball player locker with Employee Number 11 above it — this was Ryan Zimmerman’s locker A baseball dugout entrance and seats behind it. Sign says “2019 World Series Champions” because this is the Nationals dugout
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is T-Rex. He’s a himbo and we love him.
Grey tabby cat with black stripes looking at the camera while laying curled up on a box
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is Gotham. She’s a classy lady who always has a tuxedo and bow tie on. Gotham needs you… to give her treats.
A tuxedo car rolled on her side showing a white belly with a black patch like a bow tie. Her feet are also white like socks.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The group costume for the Halloween parade viewing. We integrated my brother in law at the last minute as a fan.
People dressed as the band Huntrix, the heir manager, and a fan.Two women dressed as Rumi and Zoey and a girl dressed as Zoey from K Pop Demon Hunters on Mt Vernon Avenue in Del Ray
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Absolutely the winner of the dog costumes.
A dog dressed as Chris Martin in a stroller with a Jumbotron of a dog holding a cat as that CEO cheating on his wife at the concert meme.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Ok pic wasn’t as good as I wanted but is another angle. So awesome.
Costume parade with people dressed as a fire truck, the Alexandria DASH bus, and a trash truck.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Edward Hermann as the head vampire in “The Lost Boys”. Yes, the guy who played Lorelei Gilmore’s dad on “The Gilmore Girls”.
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Jet Man has landed in Phoenix! It’s almost like I’m home!
Front door and sign of a Jet’s Pizza in Phoenix.Front door of a Jet’s Pizza in Phoenix
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