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Jedi McBeardface

@tripledaddy.bsky.social
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Stay-at-home father of three. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah, but it's fun to point and laugh when this administration steps on a rake and hits itself in the nuts.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 16h
Look, if he retreats to his Fuhrerbunker, I say let him. Then we weld the door closed, sever any landlines, run a cell jammer 24/7, and forget about him.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 16h
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gottem.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Important note that Lucas didn't direct or write the screenplay for Empire.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hobo Batman. Reacher telling people "No," is one of my favorite things. Also, a rare show where so far every season gets better.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He got chesty after deciding to retire and then most assuredly got a phone call that said "Toe the line or no boardrooms for you," and here we are.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember the movie.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The whole reason the DoD announced an autonomous warfare command was because AI is running out of VC money and they need those government contracts.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literally laughed out loud at the "...dangerous steeples to reach, like on churches and municipal buildings." Does he think someone climbs up there like Doc Brown in Back to the Future to change the clocks?
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Said it before and I'll say it again. Not a fucking chance Starship is ready for Artemis III next summer. Also, the 14th Saturn V was Apollo 16.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doesn't even have to be a year. One Christmas season in retail.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Same with West Wing, which started fall of '99.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My nine videogames, 2 of which have over 2,000 hours of playtime. TIE Fighter, Jagged Alliance 2, Hearts of Iron II, Dragon Age: Origins, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Mass Effect 2, Fallout 4, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Star Wars: Dark Forces II - Jedi Knight.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The final mission legit scared me. Something about being chased by something I can hear but cannot see, even in a videogame, triggers my primal lizard brain flight response.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meanwhile, *actual* war is being won by 19 yr olds with 2000 hours in Fortnite piloting FPV drones into Russian APCs.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me: Insight check. DM: Go ahead. Me: Fuck. 4. DM: Just seems like a normal man in a trenchcoat. Me: Right. In ya go.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
Alt: Jeremiah Johnson nods in approval at an ancient callback. 14/10.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Right? This is like tell me you've never been to a HS football game without telling me you've never been to a game territory.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not only that but tell family that you have a plan and where the physical copy is located.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They formed a giant Beebo plushie to fight a time demon. It was awesome.
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Beebo Fight
Alt: Beebo want cuddles and smashes a demon.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have laughed out loud several times at the crew interactions, mostly Clev.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My daughter goes to App State in Boone. There is a landscaping company on Hwy 321 that proudly flew no fewer than FIVE Trump flags for the last 4 years. No Trump flags on Friday when I picked her up for Labor Day weekend. I laughed.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"When is he coming back? Is it now? How about now? Now?"
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"No one wants to work." Your arms aren't broken, pal. Get to it.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Time for some Sealab 2021 and then Cowboy Bebop. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoWc...
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[Adult Swim] 2001 Pool Bumps
YouTube video by StyleK226
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My man looks like he's about to ask Marion Ravenwood about an amulet.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How are you going to get that on an airplane?
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had to look it up. Bought 32 gigs of DDR4 ram in Sept of '25. Paid $87.99. Current retail price? $299.75
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It is. For a tactical shooter, there is a shocking amount of customization for your operators.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Or even a game on tv. When they show the coach talking to players during a timeout, they're always looking up.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The old man's still an artist with a Thompson.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"What is this, Good Cop, Dumb Cop?"
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oooh, good answer.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Same.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Red Dead 2, and I love Westerns.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It had the best gunplay of the series. Combos were fun and fairly easy to pull off even for a dope like me.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Or your kid put a nearly empty carton back in the freezer...
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Legit laughed out loud.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
F'kn told you. Do you cackle like madman when you trigger it? I did.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lords and serfs.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Literally saw in the theater for the 3rd time last weekend. Definitely double digits in total.
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Leeloo's Multipass
Alt: Leeloo Dallas has a multipass. She will show you whether you ask for it or not.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
17 states have ABC stores.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's great. Finished it when released and Nix may be the best videogame companion helper ever. Especially once he can stealth trigger carried grenades on Stormtroopers.
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