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Jedi McBeardface

@tripledaddy.bsky.social
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Stay-at-home father of three. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My nine videogames, 2 of which have over 2,000 hours of playtime. TIE Fighter, Jagged Alliance 2, Hearts of Iron II, Dragon Age: Origins, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Mass Effect 2, Fallout 4, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Star Wars: Dark Forces II - Jedi Knight.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Conflicted Steve Harvey finds that funny, but also knows that the dumbest fucking people run the country right now.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Picture of a dog that has opened Bluesky to see what new bullshit has befallen America today. He frowns.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Viktor: I found some temples for you...
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Elrond stares into the middle distance, remembering the Threadnought.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Gen X'ers hearing the Strait of Hormuz is being mined...
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Conflicted Steve Harvey is conflicted. The joke was good but wars are bad.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Steve Harvey finds that funny but also recognizes that Rudolph's value was only acknowledged because Santa needed him.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Bugs says no to going back to the Nazi bar because people, WHO ARE FULLY CAPABLE OF LEAVING, don't like being in the Nazi bar alone.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The worst person you know just made an excellent point. A meme so universal you don't even have to post the title, just the picture.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Me as I read the quote...
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Meanwhile in Poland...
Monkey puppet giving epic side-eye. Historically, Poland has not benefited from jobless Nazis. Poland has F-16s now. I would bet on Poland.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I do not like this skeet because it describes my Steam library I'LL GET TO THEM EVENTUALLY
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Steve Harvey also thinks this is funny satire, but is also deeply concerned that a non-violent police interaction is satire.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Finished it back when it had forced stealth - which I enjoyed - and had a blast. Nix may be the best companion in a videogame ever. I am an excellent smuggler:
Kay Vess' endgame reputation with the criminal underworld is excellent for all four factions, no easy feat. She does the job, and then she gets paid.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Mean girls are going to drive their wankenpanzer with Hitler AI to Poland.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Elrond remembers flame-wars in the past and is haunted by the memories.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Colonel Wilma Deering, Earth Defense Directorate.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Even a goose knows that everyone deserves due process.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
General Sherman is disappointed he didn't get to burn the slave plantation to the ground.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The overthrow of the Galactic Empire starts with a pair of dirty cops hassling a guy for a bribe.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Skinner, like JD Vance, claims to be a Christian while manifesting zero Christ-like virtues.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Elrond becomes lost in memory over the last 100 days that have lasted 3000 years....
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
General Sherman is annoyed that traitorous Confederates are still wandering around Mississippi.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Every. Fucking. Day.
Captain Picard requests a damage report on what new fuckery has been inflicted on America today.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
William Henry Harrison...
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
May I introduce you to Frowning Dog, which serves a similar purpose.
A doggo that isn't mad, he's just disappointed in you.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I get it though. People are holding on to whatever they can because it's so fucking bleak, even if it's nonsense. Every morning for the next 4 years is waking up like...
Captain Picard looking grim and requesting a damage report on what new fuckery Trump is doing today.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Toomy Lee Jones looking annoyed from No Country for Old Men. He doesn't say that's the dumbest fucking thing he's ever read, but he's thinking it real hard.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Check out all his majesty.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Captain America is saying "So you bought an expensive toy and tried to use it as a truck." Cap isn't mad you bought a cybertruck, but he is disappointed.
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Captain America says "So you bought an expensive toy and tried to use it as a truck." Captain America isn't mad you bought a cybertruck, he's just very disappointed.
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