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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 4h

Paint something like that on a needlepoint canvas, and people will buy it for $500! Real. You've got talent!

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 4h

Pumpkin pie is a vegetable. Eating it for breakfast is a superstar move!

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 5h

Bigger hands than 🍊💩

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 21h

I'm sorry, you'll have to take half a day unpaid leave

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 22h

And they've run at least 80 times since

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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Paxton is such a LOSER

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 12/10/2026

Yes, but were you in Atlanta for a Hawks game?

James Talarico tweet responding to the Lindner Center tweet claiming: "Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope."

Talarico's quote tweet: "I’ve never even been to Ohio 😂"

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

That orange slob actually looks RELIEVED he made the Putin deal! Whatever bit of blackmail he was afraid Putin was making public must be a whopper! And, the 🍊💩 obviously thought it was really coming out this time! What a repulsive, putrifying, ugly giant bag of mostly water. May he spring a leak.

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

With your chart reading, ahem, prowess—I hope for your sake you choose a career other than finance

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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The “America Will Never Be a Communist Country” TV ads must have had a disclaimer or fine print carving out financial support for Russia

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Roadrunner33 @roadrunner33.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You just know Trump will try and give the next State of the Union in Moscow Republicans will all attend

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Are they just Grandma and Grandpa, or do you have special names of endearment for them, like Grammy and Grampy, or Mémère and Pépère?

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I had assumed you'd immediately recognize the flippancy of my post. And that you weren't the target of my cynicism. I was wrong. You know the word facetious, and you can identify that tone in your own writing (or at least intend it). But you don't recognize it in others' words? How…idiosyncratic.

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Or click the link that's not there

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Think about that response for a sec

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

🙂 Most women would never air a gratuitous, generalized grievance against ALL men! This must be responding to a specific man or men who tell women or marginalized groups to "take a joke," but who can't take a joke themselves. Click the link—it's clearly about him/them, not you. It's all good buddy!

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Thanks @actblueorg.bsky.social The moment I added a phone number while donating, this started: "But we only give it to that one client organization directly!" Ok, if that makes you feel better about yourselves 🙄

Half a day's political texts from ActBlue selling/giving away my phone number:

(240) 769-7887
We have chills: Barack Obama's
EARTHSHATTERING announcement ...

(240) 769-7890
Confirm now: Will you vote for
Democrats in November ?...

(773) 410-5188
SUPREME COURT MIRACLE!
Chief Justice John Roberts just c ...

(771) 271-1927
These FIVE indigenous women can
make history this fall. They need ...

(771) 253-7552
Please confirm your opposition
to building a 250 ft monument in ...

(208) 269-2362
EVERYONE is signing to CANCEL
construction of Trump's arch afte ...

(225) 230-1887
I'm the farmer who just drove a
tractor-sized hole in MAGA's last ...

(737) 259-0597
James Talarico (D): 51%
Ken Paxton (R): 49% ...

(202) 980-5799
Please, please, please confirm
your polling location by 11:59 PM ...

(208) 269-2010
SOCIAL SECURITY
BOMBSHELL: Trump just did the ...

(771) 253-7539
Trump Declares NATIONAL
EMERGENCY to push SAVE Act ...

(202) 980-9701
please read, don't delete
Barack Obama is sounding every ...

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Do you want allies or not? Not you personally, but for people worthy of support like my kid?

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Compared to 2004--I mean--what the actual f*ck did she do to herself?!

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I've been getting the wrong fucking order from Popeye's for years.

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Was a friend--his locker was right next to mine my junior & senior year (Chris was a year behind me). We bonded over being in odd high school sports, him in cross country, me swimming. Neither of us talked to the rifle team guy with a locker on his other side! Crazy sad, he was a good person.

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"'Corporate' said payroll can only grow by 1.5% this year." "With the increase in insurance costs, we're already behind that bogey. That's why we couldn't give you a raise." "But my insurance premiums went up $420/month! I'm already making $5,000 less! 😡"

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well he sure as hell wasn't heading back to the Plano/Frisco area… You know, where Ken Paxton is from? It's filled with racist goobers just like him.

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Are you having dinner in Alaska in a school bus in the woods? If not, your odds of surviving the night just jumped! (R.I.P. Chris)

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

All the AI short movies with the fall leaves falling entirely too slowly to have been filmed here on Earth—is this really what some people consider art?

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He's in a constant state of intellectual derealization

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My wife is a huge fan of the "scoop it up and put the bag/box in 'the spare room'" It's not just a guy thing 🙂

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Prioritize, and don't zig-zag! Good luck 🙂

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The heck is wrong with these people?! I guess you have to have morals in the first place, to abandon them.

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You mean the first head of state to drop a nuclear weapon on another country in peace-time? It happened not long after the Democrats swept the 2026 US midterms. Now in 2033, they're still arguing over whenever the missiles that hit Washington D.C. came from a Russian sub, from China, or from a UAP

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is universal healthcare going to cost me $50k per year? NO. $24,000 in premiums ($2,000/month) let us pay only $26,000 out of pocket last year. WITH U.S. INSURANCE, doofus. YOU IMAGINE paying 50 fucking thousand dollars a year on teacher pay! 20+ years experience nets you < $4,000 take home/ month

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Window covering safety means something entirely different in Russia

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I know this isn't the typical usage, but Marc, thank you for your service!

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

MAGA says they only want judges born in the US. Fine. Start with Trump’s BFF, Aileen Cannon, who was born in Cali, Colombia. Let’s see how long that rule lasts.

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

More than half of Americans live in a family where one or more members has mental health struggles. SI = SUICIDAL IDEATION * Better, but also wrong association with SI: "SI swimsuit model" Yeah, let's not call it that. * Dial 988, someone’s ready to care.

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These Old School SI Swimsuit Photos of Kathy Ireland Are Everything

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Trippopotamus @tripgibber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Definitely some vagus nerve action happening. She must have felt literally sick. It appears more like she's stifling vomiting, as opposed to stifling a sneeze.

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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026