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Dave VS

@trinimarn.bsky.social
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Ole Geezer. Master of Mitsakes. Not very Punny. I’s a clong.

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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Taking a break from this app as I’m misusing it as a sorta duplicate of the X.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Wheat flour, cassava flour, cranberries, milk, yoghurt, instant yeast and other ingredients combined will be a good experiment for my kitchen aid & gas oven in this rainy weather. Stay chooned.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
No Tanapooner Market today oui. Can’t take on getting soaked. I suggested a covered drop off/ pick up area to the last chairman of the TPRC, but it never happened. At least the Macoya Farmers Market is fully covered.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Your enemy doesn’t automatically become mine, and vice-versa.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It’s amazing how some ppl play smart with foolishness. Especially when it comes to matters involving politicians who seem to be their paymasters.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Busy trying to cross fifth street this morning, a homeless person hits me up to use my phone to make a quick call. How the ass they know I even have a cellular telephone? I lied and said that I din ha any credit on my phone.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Commercial Banks, Insurance Companies and Governments are the biggest legitimate Ponzi schemers in the world.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We celebrate spring break & halloween, so why not thanksgiving? Swine flavored turkey & hops was the fare last evening.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Me singing: “Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you…” Alison: “Boy, yuh chupid awa?”
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team · 13/11/2024
Bluesky explained in 60 seconds!
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Today after Chemo my son & last sister passed by for a spot of lunch and to take a break from the long morning. They were in Grande since 5am. #fuckcancer
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Anytime my lil sis goes for chemo in Grande, I cook for her. I’ve run out of ideas, so today it’s basmati rice with a channa & baigan stew and fried fish. I hope that she has the appetite to enjoy it.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Some folks joke that T&T is not a real place. But is it really a joke?
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Wait and see ppl get arrested for having US$ as if it’s illegal drugs. TTPS: Way you get da US$100? Person: Mih cousin gave it to me. TTPS: We ha to seize it or lock you up. Person:
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Never underestimate anyone. Today at the gym I saw this lean, tall girl doing stretches, then went on to use one of the machines that requires weights. She started with 10lbs on each side, and gradually built up to 50 on each side without breaking a sweat.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Public Service:
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Found this in the internet:
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Am I strange to be somewhat disturbed when Trinis who living abroad, complain about things in T&T? I don't mind we doing it though.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Have you ever wanted to know someone so badly because you admired them but regretted that you did when you got to know them?
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
No one beats the Barataria Station. They have vehicles parked on both sides of the road, forcing drivers into one lane. All da money allocated to National Security, a few dollars cannot go towards a secured parking lot?
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Like how WASA owns all the water in T & T, the Central Bank owns all the foreign currency, so be careful when buying forex from returning family members. #fuckthefiu
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The heavy mistrust for the people who we really depend on, is deafening.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
So a crew & talent were filming a commercial at the gym today and I overheard a guy say that our gym women are much nicer than the actress they brought. Lemme mind my business oui. He wasn’t lying.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
What my buddy Barry saw today in the west.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Feeding time for the pitbulls.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Maraval got it good & proper today. The rain fell really hard.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Way da rain come out from? From hot sun to flood-like rain.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@trinigini.bsky.social life in London for the pitbulls. Got up at the crack of dawn after I returned from the market, played in the yard, and taking a five now.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
True thing or false?
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yeah TTPS, we chupid. Just the other day you were sharing tickets for this same offense.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Allyuh too wicked in this place.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Stories like this one warm my heart and give me confidence in the TTPS. “Trust the police.” - the CoP & MoNS
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Holidays time for these visiting pitbulls. @trinigini.bsky.social
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wishing you a delightful Friday filled with joy and productivity, and a weekend that brings relaxation, inspiration, and cherished moments.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Thanksgiving Camp in the hood.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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I took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge me $15. So I gave my suit to the charity shop next door. They cleaned and pressed it and put it in the window. I bought it for $4.50!
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Charity begins at home I guess. No-show at court, missing evidence, and being unprepared for court are some of the strategy used.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Nah man. First was Terrance, now is Keith…
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Read the fine print.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Cool Wednesday afternoon in the hood.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Locally made Mead? I shit you not. Jamun flavored at that.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Who in Gov’t, Opposition or who holds high office, would reject the ridiculously high salary that was suggested by the SRC? Each man for himself yes. Meanwhile we take between 0-4%.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Am I too finicky or are colleagues clipping their nails in the office, disgusting? Some things are for when you're at home.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A buddy of mine said that he felt slighted yesterday because no one offered as much as a dinnermint for International Men's Day yesterday. Meng, a dinnermint is 50¢ now eh.
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Dave VS @trinimarn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@infinitypattij.bsky.social Jay.... You really on this thing?
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