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Trillionaires for Trump

@trillionsfortrump.bsky.social
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You may have known us as the Billionaires for Bush. We’ve gotten richer and more evil. Strategic humor to fight back against the rising oligarchy 💸

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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Brother Jeff would know. He's like an average American, but better!
nbcnews.com
Jeff Bezos says raising taxes on the wealthy wouldn’t help the average American
“What’s happening here is politicians are ... picking a villain and pointing fingers,” Amazon’s executive chair said.
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Many of us have sons. Many of them have had weddings. Have we gone to all of them? No. And now... we are very rich.🎩
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Heroes should not apologize for being heroes.
bbc.com
Bank boss sorry after describing workers as 'lower value human capital'
The Standard Chartered boss said he values all colleagues and is committed to helping them cope with change.
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fran, are you available to MC our soirée next week? Please use the service entrance.
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Noooooooooooooo!!!!
theguardian.com
Tesla Cybertruck pulled from Texas lake after attempting ‘wade mode’
Police said the vehicle became disabled and took on water, prompting the driver and passengers to abandon it before calling for help
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Innovators have always been oppressed in their own time.
theguardian.com
Pity the poor AI data centers facing ‘discrimination’ | Arwa Mahdawi
The centers are diverting much-needed resources from regular people. Local resistance has the industry playing defense
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Have you seen the ROI on buying elections?!
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"Free lunch. Free college. Free speech. What will they think of next?!”
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Jim, feel free to DM us if you need another million or two. 💸👨‍⚖️🎩
nytimes.com
Mamdani’s Opponents Raise More Than $1 Million to Fight His Agenda
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
OR, and hear me out on this one... some people just need to work harder.
x.com
Bernie Sanders on X: "The anger over massive income and wealth inequality is NOT envy of billionaires’ yachts and jewelry. It’s that the working class is suffering. It's that seniors living in poverty die 9 years younger than the wealthy. Yes. We need an economy that works for ALL, not just the few." / X
The anger over massive income and wealth inequality is NOT envy of billionaires’ yachts and jewelry. It’s that the working class is suffering. It's that seniors living in poverty die 9 years younger than the wealthy. Yes. We need an economy that works for ALL, not just the few.
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
We're giving them 60 days, which is more than generous. They've been freeloading for 10,000 years! 🦬🦬🦬
nytimes.com
Home on the Range No More: Trump Wants Bison Gone
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Stop bullying Ken! He had a rough year. His yacht sank. 🎩⛵
nytimes.com
In Attack on Mamdani, Vornado Chief Likens ‘Tax the Rich’ to Hate Speech
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Everything's going according to plan." -- Billionaires For A Dead Planet.
theguardian.com
‘Suicidal’ model of capitalism leading to war and fascism, climate summit told
Colombia president Gustavo Petro tells 57-country talks on a green energy transition that fossil fuel interests could destroy humanity
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Stealing from your social security to pay for our ballroom security. Huzzah! 💰🥂🎩
nytimes.com
G.O.P. Proposes $1 Billion in Immigration Bill for Trump’s Ballroom Project
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I love the smell of kleptocracy in the morning. ☕🏄‍♂️
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We found the lyrics of “The Internationale” to be incredibly offensive so we updated them. The Trillionaires present: The Multinationale. Happy May Day!
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A special Tax Day “Thank You” from the Trillionaires
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The elite of Washington State descended on the state capitol to oppose the proposed 1% annual tax on multi-millionaire assets. How dare they try to raise over $3 billion annually to help working families when we could be adding another helicopter-landing-pad-to our super yachts?!
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Exactly what we’ve been saying.
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Billionaires for Wealthcare (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Trillionaires for Trump) landed in San Francisco by limo, yacht and private jet to thank the subservient little tech bros for holding the March for Billionaires
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
We loved meeting our loyal subservient fans today at the March for Billionaires
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Want to join the Trillionaires and use strategic satire for the common good? Join our National call on 1/21 at 8:30pm ET actionnetwork.org/events/trill...
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
You may have missed it, but it made major headlines in Davos and Silicon Valley - the billionaires staged their own coup against NYC’s home grown socialist
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It’s the Billionaires’ first Christmas without Dick Cheney. RIP Lil’ Dick. Your energy bill loopholes made the drills that kept on spilling
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Our new subsidiary Tech-Broligarchs for Totalitarianism can’t ruin the world without your buy-in. Donate to our 2026 strategic satire fund at tinyurl.com/T4T2026. All donations tax deductible (not like we pay those). Thank you from the bottom of our heartless hearts.
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Billionaires for a Dead Planet and @climatedefiance.bsky.social stopped by the “Green” Energy Summit to “thank” Gov Hochul for approving the Williams NESE Pipeline.
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
How to Become a Billionaire
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
What an absolutely SPLENDID display of gross and excessive amounts of wealth! Let them eat ballroom 🥂
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Happy Election Day from the Billionaires Against Mamdani
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
In need of a last minute halloween costume? There’s nothing scarier than the billionaires stealing our collective wealth and futures 👻
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The Trillionaires Protest No Kings Day
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Tomorrow. See you in the streets, peasants.
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A PSA to all Pennsylvanians - WE, the upper echelons of society, would like to oust YOUR current judges so WE can BUY OFF their replacements! It would be unfortunate - to OUR very very very special interests - if on November 4 you voted YES to retain YOUR judges and foiled OUR plan.
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Who are the Trillionaires? We descend from a long line of hard-earned (inherited) wealth from our notorious forefathers, the Billionaires for Bush. We’ll be hitting the streets on October 18 👑 hit the JOIN US button on our website -> link in bio
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
We heard that the pesky proletariat of NYC may have found our signs bemusing… If you’d like to have them yourself, you can download them free of charge (just this once!) on our website. While you’re there, hit JOIN to join our national onboarding meeting tn at 8:30pm EST
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
What I spend in a day as a 73 year old Hedge Fund Financier (safe space, no judgement): $140k on 2 New Tesla Cybertrucks $500k on Uber Submarine (helicopters take too long) $1 million on $Trump Memecoin $1 billion Custom designed weather cloud General global destruction: Priceless
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
We TRILLIONAIRES will CONTINUE to throw money at things until they go away!!!!!
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The .0001% took to the streets of NYC yesterday with a clear message: It’s time for a City Only Billionaires Can Afford #trillionairesfortrump #billionairesagainstmandani #makebillionairespay #nyc #protest #nokings #billionairesforbush
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The Trillionaires for Trump are elated to share our current campaign focus: being against a candidate that the working class loves! Stay tuned as we share our platform to keep NYC expensive, exclusive, and exploitative
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
We heard the plebeians are mobilizing this upcoming weekend to ransack the rich. We’re organizing to FEND FOR OUR FORTUNES! Interested in donning a top hat and joining our ranks? DM for more info
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Today, as Trump signs our #GoFundYourself! bill into law, we hold these truths to be self-evident: that all billionaires are created superior. HUZZAH! And yet, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social dares use our glorious heist to rouse the peasants… to erase us entirely? PISHPOSH! Liberty for me, not thee!
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
🥂 HUZZAH! Senate delivered our $1+ TRILLION Medicaid heist! #GoFundYourself!, America! 🎉 And apologies for the delay—we've been busy converting healthcare into champagne futures. You know how it is: steal a trillion, paperwork is ENORMOUS! -Sent from our private island 🏝️💰
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
We are the very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very few who own this country and, frankly, we are tired of being coy about it. Read our inaugural #TrillionairesForTrump Substack post here and #GoFundYourself! tinyurl.com/ay44y38k
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We Told Them to #GoFundYourself! - And They Actually Did! Huzzah!
Welcome to the inaugural Substack post from Trillionaires For Trump. From Ollie Gark, Chair, T$T (NYSE listed)
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Now with tiny purchased politician in chest pocket. #TrillionairesforTrump #T$T
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
We know tax cuts for the most wealthy will come at the expense of Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and environmental protections, and this is a sacrifice we are willing…for everyone else to make. #billionairetaxbailout #taxgreed #trillionairesfortrump
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
🎩 ANNOUNCING: The 2025 GOLDEN LOOPHOLE AWARDS! Presented by #TrillionairesforTrump ™ Today, we celebrate the congressional elites who turned tax laws into personal ATMs. Why serve the people… when you can serve your offshore account? #GoldenLoopholeAwards
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
$3.6 trillion richer? That was just the appetizer. $6.5 trillion? Merely the champagne toast. The main course? Every dollar from your schools, clinics, and safety nets. Thanks for picking up the tab! #BillionaireTaxBailout #TrillionairesForTrump
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Trickle-down economics works perfectly—we just installed a very fine mesh filter at our level. #TrillionairesforTrump
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Calling it a 'heist' hurts our feelings. We prefer 'strategic fiscal circumvention'—a tradition as American as not paying for other people's healthcare. #TrillionairesforTrump
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Trillionaires for Trump @trillionsfortrump.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Calling it a 'heist' hurts our feelings. We prefer 'strategic fiscal circumvention'—a tradition as American as not paying for other people's healthcare. #TrillionairesforTrump
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