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Technical customer support gremlin. Genderqueer (they/them), polyam, ADHD. Lives in the woods with a menagerie. Former arachnophobe turned spider fan. Disney parks nerd. Birder. Swamp witch. Gun owner.

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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 29/09/2026
a screenshot of flight radar 24 dot com, with a broken-up copter path coming from an airport on northern rhode island. the altitude showing is 200 feet.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 26/09/2026
bullshit AI seal versions (all from THE SAME FLYER) vs. the real one
a colored seal for the "town of norton, mass" saying it was incorporated june 24, 1711; precinct in taunton 1686a seal for the town of norton in color with gibberish, with a fire dept badge around ita seal for the town of norton in color with gibberish, with a police dept badge around itthe official seal of the town of norton, mass. it is black and white. the image in the center is title "house of the first minister". it includes the text "incorporated june 12, 1711" and "sept 16, 1709 north precinct in taunton".
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 26/09/2026
i am turning in my rabies nerd card it is ridiculous that i did not know this (in fairness i do live in a pretty rabid area)
screenshot of chart of rabies cases in washington state, all in bats. 8 in 2020 and 2022, 12 in 2021.screenshot of rabies cases in ma for 2020-2022, showing 7 species and well over 100 cases per year.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 22/09/2026
i will never be a food photog, but.
a bowl of "italian penicillin"; it's chicken stock with ditalini in it (the store didn't have pastina it's not my fault), onion/carrot/celery pureed into the stock, and chicken meat. because of the pureed veg it looks a bit thick and orange.a pot of kale soup on a stove. you can see kale, potatoes, kidney beans, linguiça, and chuck in a rich broth.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 17/09/2026
IF YOU LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS OR KNOW PEOPLE WHO DO PLEASE REPOST This living room set (matching sleeper couch, sofa, armchair, ottoman, & optionally the two brown reclining ottomans) is FREE. In WHITMAN. I am at the point where I WILL MOVE IT AND DRIVE IT IT TO YOU IF YOU WANT.
a living room with furniture in it.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 16/09/2026
🕯️🎃🕯️
Three candles on an open secretary. One is a tea light in a handmade jack-o'-lantern, one is an autumn scented candle in a jar, and one is a tealight in a brown holder with holes.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 16/09/2026
A man on Facebook just accused me of sexually abusing children because of this post.
a post with a graphic "pride isn't about turning straight kids into gay kids, it's about not turning gay kids into dead kids"This is a hard one to get the "stop shoving it in our faces" crowd to understand or care about, for some reason.

If I say "we want to keep LGBTQIA+ kids safe by making sure they know it's okay to be who they are", they say "why KIDS, there's no such thing as a gay kid, GROOMER".

If I say "well, I knew I was queer growing up in the 90s without having any queer adults in my life that I knew of," they dismiss it.

If I say "studies show that acceptance lowers suicidal ideation in queer kids", I get "PROVE IT!" even when I've directly cited the specific studies.

If I say that the lack of acceptance is part of why I was suicidal as a teenager myself, well then I'm mentally ill and any argument I make is invalid going forward.

There's really no winning.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 16/09/2026
so tabatha spooked herself with a jingly ball while about to jump up to the cat tree...
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 15/09/2026
Jake Auchincloss is SUCH A LOSER
A letter on Jake Auchincloss's congress letterhead.

September 15, 2026

Dear Val,


Thank you for contacting me to express your opposition to the Protect Economic and Academic Freedom Act of 2026. I appreciate your input on this important issue and welcome the opportunity to respond to you directly.

As you know, Representative Virginia Foxx introduced H.R. 4795, the Protect Economic and Academic Freedom Act of 2026. The bill would amend the Higher Education Act of 1965 (HEA) to prohibit institutions of higher education (IHEs) from participating in a nonexpressive commercial boycott against a major strategic partner of the United States, such as the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement targeting Israel. The bill would also require IHEs that receive funding under Title IV of HEA to annually certify that students and faculty are not unreasonably obstructed from participating in academic programs in Israel.

I voted for H.R. 4795, which passed the House of Representatives by a vote of 237-169, because I am opposed to the BDS movement. People are free to criticize Israel; that is a protected right that I have strongly defended with my voice and vote. However, sustained defamation, double standards, and delegitimization targeting Israel should not be supported by institutions that use taxpayer dollars. Additionally, colleges have a duty under Title IV to protect their students from discrimination based on national origin, including Israeli students.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 15/09/2026
lol a week or two ago i saw some people whining that goodnight moon was never gonna finish the babblebrook stuff, oh we were supposed to meet the queen, etc. either she was paying attention or she just finally found the energy to do another babblebrook video!
a screenshot of a youtube video with a woman in a fantasy costume, titled 'the queen will see you now (asmr)' by goodnight moon, premiering tomorrow night
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 13/09/2026
I can't find anything saying that KRF cancelled today, and uh.
A radar image showing the entirety of Massachusetts covered in heavy rain.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 12/09/2026
Yesterday, I realized I wasn't going to get a Grammy call singing Happy Birthday for the first time ever. Today, dad went to check the updated headstone. 💔
A gravestone with the following names (dates are to either side, but I'm not doing that for ease of typing):
Joseph S. Cabral 1866-1939
Mary R. his wife 1869-1942
Mary S. Cabral 1897-1955
Arthur S. Cabral 1904-1956
Viola C. his wife 1908-1993
Arthur S. Cabral Jr. 1932-2020
Eleanor M. his wife 1937-2026
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 11/09/2026
Sorry, my phone was being a tit and wouldn't download the photo
A tray of rings with one in the shape of an owl circled
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 11/09/2026
I got a freaking hot oil scalp treatment with my 100 goddamn minute massage and WHUHHHHHH 🤩 And then I came back to my prescheduled room service (so I wouldn't miss the end time) and oh no it was so delicious and I AM TOO FULL NOW BUT COME ONNNNN 🫪
A glass of water, a non-alcoholic drink that's lavender/lemon flavored, and two plates of food. One is salmon over cassoulet with shredded fried potatoes on top, the other is a rectangular slice of cheesecake with a FUCKING BRULÉED TOP, with blueberries on top, lime curd, coconut cream, and a little dollop of passionfruit jelly.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 10/09/2026
saw this the other day and it resonated, lollllll
a photo of pink and orange mums with text overlaid: "almost time to buy some beautiful fall mums and slowly murder them on the front porch." it is attributed to littlepinelearners.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 08/09/2026
Oh my god, I think I did it. I think I did not get sunburned for once. I reapplied sunscreen so many fucking times. I used two different kinds and made sure that it was 50 SPF on the higher sun areas.
A white person in a car with a purple dress on, making a slightly goofy face at the camera. Their skin looks tan but not sunburned I'm pretty sure.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 08/09/2026
Here are photos in either direction from where I'm sitting. There are plenty of stretches of beach that have no one anywhere the fuck near them. This jackass decided to sit within 20 ft of me to play his stupid music.
A mostly empty beach except the picture is focused on a string so all the people are blurred.A mostly empty beach.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 08/09/2026
The ocean has delivered me a skull
A pile of seashells, featuring a single seabird skull.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 08/09/2026
Thank you to @erinbiba.bsky.social for upping my beach game.
A fat white person in a strawberry printed bikini sitting in beach chair next to a beach cart under a shibumi shade. On the beach, obviously.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 08/09/2026
opened my local newspaper's website to an image of the towers on fire
hide the pain harold - an old man with a laptop and a coffee cup, looking at the camera with a smile that looks a bit like a grimace
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 07/09/2026
Doesn't anyone in Massachusetts need a free living room set that includes a sleeper couch 😭😭😭
A living room set, with a sleeper couch, a sofa, an ottoman, and an armchair that all match. There are also two brown recliners that don't look terribly out of place. There are also two end tables and a coffee table in dark wood and glass.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 07/09/2026
A fluffy dilute calico cat on the back of a couch. She's in a bun shape except her front paws are stuck straight out.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 07/09/2026
tomorrow is beach day. i will not go to beach on weekend or holiday. i want empty beach. wednesday is some trail cleanup w/wheaton for the week of service, more party prep thursday/friday is spa days saturday is bday party sunday is whine about going back to work! oh and dance starts tuesday :)
google "popular times" chart showing horseneck beach is busier than usual
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 07/09/2026
If you care about breast cancer prevention you should also care about lowering alcohol consumption 💕
A screenshot of WCVB showing but cancer deaths associated with alcohol have doubled since 1990, and that while in men over 55, the main type of cancer is liver cancer, in women over 55, it's breast cancer.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 06/09/2026
10 fucking years ago today. I had two living grandparents. Donald Trump had never been president, and was obviously never GOING to be, there was no way. And that room was full of family, instead of empty, walls bare. Weltschmerz.
A white person in horn-rimmed glasses, a few days shy of 30 years old. They have deep brown hair that is not greying and are wearing a cotton dress with thin straps. They are looking off to someone else's camera, smiling. Also looking in that direction, while squishing in next to them, is their grandmother, a white woman in her late 70s with short, light brown hair. She is sticking her tongue out. The room is decorated with wooden utensils on the wall and other art, the tablecloth is bright and fruity, and there is an ice cream cake sitting on it. There is also an 8-cup Pyrex measuring cup full of some sort of creamy dessert.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 05/09/2026
I know I have my own pool but I'm going to miss this one a lot.
A white foot in a pool with pristine clear water.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 05/09/2026
Dining room furniture: HANDLED.
An empty dining room.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 04/09/2026
lmfao the headline said it was declared, clicking in it's not "Lindsay Clancy's defense was given one hour for a last-ditch effort to avoid a mistrial after the jurors in the high-profile murder trial reported an ongoing deadlock for the third consecutive day."
headline "Lindsay Clancy trial: Judge declares mistrial over deadlocked jury"
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 03/09/2026
If any local friends want a couchhhhh and an ottoman and a sofaaaaaa that match and are very high quality and prettyyyy PLEASEEEEEE 😭 (I think the brown recliner is also still there?)
A living room with furniture in it. It's at an assisted living home. We moved all of this and then she never moved in because she fell. Womp womp.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 01/09/2026
Markey ✅ Poulos ✅ GO VOTE, MASSACHUSETTS
A white person making a kind of silly face with a Boston fleet shirt on that has a sticker on it that says I voted today.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 31/08/2026
Found this yesterday.
A white person's hand holding a sheet of paper from a steno pad. The paper says "Eleanor Sylvia Homework Page 129 words" in perfect cursive at the top. There are two red checkmarks on it (presumably indicating review/grade). Below the title is a whole bunch of shorthand. At the bottom, "READ 144, 145, 146 rules 148, 149, 150 shorthand"
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 31/08/2026
Cat approved 🥹
A very fluffy gray cat looking up at a television with the linked YouTube video on it. The image is of a unicorn in a starry wood, with plants and moths surrounding.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 30/08/2026
Tada (Yes, the kitchen looks like a mess)
A kitchen table that used to have a fruit themed lamp over it, that has a different one instead. It is a frosted white glass fixture. You can see some of the stenciling around the ceiling that the old lamp matched :(
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 30/08/2026
Today is the day we take possession of this lamp that I have loved for my whole life. I am feeling so torn up about it. She'd want us to take it, but it goes with her incredible stencilwork on the walls (that someone will paint over) and the fruit-tile backsplash (that someone will redo)...
A Tiffany-style glass lamp with fruit designs hanging over a kitchen table. The house is decorated for Christmas.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 29/08/2026
Did anyone else have these little velcro hair gems when they were kids...
A white person pictured at a kind of weird angle so you can see the teal colored plastic gems stuck into their graying brown hair
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 29/08/2026
Tonight, two darling friends got engaged at karaoke. There was an elaborate ruse of it actually being a post-wedding celebration for another couple, who I do not know that well. And I knew that the bride-to-be knew this. So I put on a fucking disguise 😈 And it WORKED.
A white person in very tight blue jeans, a flowy sleeveless black and white with long dark hair and makeup.A white person standing outside of a bar with long dark hair and heavy makeup and a stripy black and white shirt and gold jewelry.The same person as in the previous two photos, looking a little sweaty and smiling in a car.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 27/08/2026
no i never watched this show but jfc
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 26/08/2026
omg we saved the duck factory ;_; they were trying to deregulate it and so many people commented against it that they didn't!!!!!!!
an email from ducks unlimited:
Thank you for saving the Duck Factory!

Ducks Unlimited extends its sincere gratitude to the more than 219,000 individuals who responded to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service’s request for information on the rule that protects wetland easements in the Prairie Pothole region. They asked for our opinions, and you answered!

Your overwhelming response sent a clear and unmistakable message: conserving vital waterfowl habitat remains a priority for America’s hunters, conservationists, landowners, and outdoor enthusiasts.
 
Because of your positive, thoughtful engagement, these critical landscapes in North America's most productive duck breeding and migration regions will continue to receive the protection they deserve, and that you and all duck stamp holders paid for.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 26/08/2026
If you hide your reddit post history and make a post with "update" in it, your post should automatically be deleted it if it doesn't have a link to the previous post in it
norman rockwell argue man
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 26/08/2026
if you google dolly parton butterflies come up and then it says "we'll always love you" 😭
google tribute to dolly parton, with butterflies and "we'll always love you" 1946-2026
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 25/08/2026
Okay, now I'm mad. How do you know she wasn't trying to leave? How do you know he didn't START the violence? Why would you bring this up like it's not just fucking statistically more likely that he was both abusing her AND tried to stop her leaving and she killed him in self-defense?
A thread of reddit comments:

RVALover4Life: Just exit the relationship. So cowardly.

GWS2004: How do you know she didn't try to?

RVALover4Life: She may have but still ultimately made a decision of finality. It's also something people don't think twice about if the man is the annihilator but when it's a woman people look for explanations and excuses. The downvotes, which would never exist if the subject was male, confirm that.

Me: 
Nah, dude. It's just statistics.

Men annihilate their families because they're upset about something (money, an impending divorce, infidelity, custody). Women are far more likely to have been acting in self-defense.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 23/08/2026
FOUND MY TYPEWRITER!
An early 2000s plastic typewriter leaning against a wall
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 20/08/2026
>having fucking annoying day >go upstairs to play with cats and take a little break >smell suspicious poop smell >discover the princess dragged her tail through her shit and it's all over the bathroom floor and my bedroom >lose temper trying to wrangle her because she won't stay still >feel awful
"hide the pain harold", an older white man with white hair and short beard, holding a coffee cup in one hand, the other on the trackpad of a laptop.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 19/08/2026
Guest room READY. I am such a grandma lol
A king-sized bed in a small room. The room has medium blue carpet and pale pink curtains. The bed is covered in a floral quilt, with a white background and multicolored flowers, with a pink blanket folded over the end. There are many pillows, including two fuzzy light pink ones and a yellow round one. There's a crocheted (?) doily-ish bedspread over top (a last-minute addition, but I had to).
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 19/08/2026
I'm just gonna snark on Natalie Harp in a totally different direction: HOW ARE YOUR PACK MULE SKILLS THIS BAD WHEN YOUR JOB IS LITERALLY PACK MULE There are ways to make carrying this many things both easy AND aesthetically pleasing, and instead she's one misplaced asphalt crack away from disaster.
Natalie Harp, a white woman with bleached blonde hair in a high-necked sleeveless dress with a flowery print in colors reminiscent of bloody diarrhea, carrying a massive plasticky-looking bag over her shoulder, a phone in her right hand, and three phones plus two laptops in her left hand.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 19/08/2026
resorting to threats to try to get my sister to tell me what snacks to buy for her and my niece
Text from me: Sam was gonna go do our regular grocery shopping tonight- what's Ellie snacking on lately? Can add it to the list.

Reply from my sister: Pretty much whatever, I can pack snacks 

Text back from me: kk getting her every flavor of oreo and twelve pints of ben and jerry's
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 15/08/2026
Dolled up in @peculiarityshop.bsky.social for the vendor fair at Briggs!
white person with short curly brown hair in pretty jewelry
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 14/08/2026
They link "virus is spreading" to the CDC surveillance page. You have to click at least a couple of times to actually get to any data. Which shows it's very low. Scroll down and you'll see just how small the "ramping up" has been so far this year.
a chart showing wastewater levels for covid are very low in the US.a chart going back almost 2 years, showing a small rise in covid numbers in certain regions right now that are still in the "very low" range, as well as overall numbers MUCH lower than previous years at basically any time, including what was at the time considered low.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 14/08/2026
If you're in MA, just to be clear, there is no "surge" equivalent to the usual summer uptick. Last year's late-summer "surge" was ~1400 PMMoV at this time (less than half of 2024's); we're at a tenth of that. I'm still paying attention and it's *not* ramping up here in the same way as in the past.
A chart showing covid numbers at two MA treatment plants from a year ago and from winter, and much lower ones now.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 12/08/2026
the meme of the seagull throwing its head back then forward and its eyes glowing laser-red, captioned NORFOLK KITCHEN AND BATH
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