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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄.

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
i like that guy :)
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
gently tugging on @youryesman.bsky.social’s arm — crooked little grin. “i missed you.”
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
for halloween they’re going to dip me in fev
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i would be a fantastic milf
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
i miss my robot
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“thank you. i think i needed this.”
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
misha finds his cheeks warming up — it’s subtle, of course. he realizes he missed his robot companion more than he thought he did. when yes-man scoops him up, he nearly kicks his feet, arms slung around his chassis. “yeah!” it’s entirely impulsive, but he presses his cheek against his screen. +
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“you’re so brave and such a hard worker.” misha gently brushes his fingers over what he thinks ( would * ) be yes-man’s cheeks. the staticy feeling tingles his fingers. “i’m glad you’ve been running well. i think hoover dam would be nothing without you. you should carry me, though.”
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“i don’t do much with them outside of punch people! what have you been doing, though? do your arms still work effectively?”
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“i would rather die.” misha brushes his thumbs against the screen. “i’m happy you’re okay. sorry i’m touchin’ you. i just missed you a lot.”
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“i’m sorry!” misha, ever so tenderly, places his hands on either side of yes-man’s screen. “i’m okay, are you okay? i didn’t wanna hurt you.” he spares a soft, nervous laugh at yes-man’s joke.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“hi!” his arms are thrown around the robot. “i missed you!” this might be the most excited he’s been in days.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
throwing himself at @youryesman.bsky.social at top speeds — even he is shocked at how fast he is throwing himself.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
popping his nose back into place, wincing at the crunch.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
i exploded the man of my dreams
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
sometimes i am scared i will cause an explosion
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
it’s okay! i sleep like the dead. you won’t wake me up. you can make the bed how you want.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
looks at you like this
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
i mean, if you need a break, i could try to take care of ariel. i do want you. uh, i hope that doesn’t come off as too strong. i can uh, make room for you — i want to. i missed you.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
i’m inclined to think bounty hunting is doing good, i dunno, and you’re helping good folk. i guess good isn’t the ( right * ) word. doesn’t your back hurt? i mean, it can’t be comfortable all the time. seriously, if you want a bed, i have a spare. i’m inviting you.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
never mind i know what i need to do
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
oh, thank god you missed me too, ‘cause i was worried it’d be too much if i said i missed you. i did a lot of missing you. wanting you around, too. glad you’re still a good man and all. couldn’t imagine you any other way. if uh, you don’t wanna sleep in a bed of hay, i’ve got a place.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
what is the least gay way to say i missed someone i am self conscious
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
nothin’ much. boxing. training. went to go see my son. what ‘bout you, солнышко?
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
howdy, stranger! been a minute.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
yes it does :(
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
it’s morning if you think about it
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
gun in my hand
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
good morning :)
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
[ this might be the hardest he’s tried in a fight in his life, not because of a challenge, but for butch’s entertainment. still, he’s performing wonderfully as usual. ]
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“oh, man, slow for once. i’ve just been focusing on training a little bit less, ‘cause my doctor told me not to train so hard. i’ve been ( relaxing. * ) what about you, though, man? you bein’ kept busy?” misha sits next to him. “i hope you’re more occupied than i am.”
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
meowmeowmeowmeow
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“good man.“ misha laughs. “i’ll take care of you next time, but uh, you don’t gotta tell me twice.”
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
well, it’s more ‘cause i don’t know fuck all about crafts, if that makes it less weird. [ light chuckle. ] thank you! don’t worry too much about it. beauty in flaws, or whatever.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i have felt much better recently
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i like smiling and having fun
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
shit, yeah. i wouldn’t lie. hm. okay. that’s most of the issue solved, i think.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
thank god i’ve got you, then. . . . uh, i could probably rip up a rug or something. might work.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“you payin’?” misha jokes. “‘course i would. would be real nice.”
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“yessir. everything alright?”
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i’d like that. never really been the crafty type, y’know? so, uh, when you say soft, can it be like . . . fur?
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
still, more effort than i wanna put you through. might be fun to do it together.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
you don’t have to make me one! that’s probably a lot of work, and i’d hate to make you deal with that. i could try to get materials for you, y’know?
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
[ ever so gently petting the worm. surprisingly, he’s painfully careful with it, as to not damage the worm. ] do you think we could find me one?
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
that’s so cool . . . can i touch the worm?
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
wh — holy shit. where’d you get that thing?
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
maybe i am. [ eyes remain squeezed shut — he offers a faint chuckle. ] of course. i feel like you meet people who are similar, but there’s always ( something * ) that keeps them from seeming the same as the last guy. i’m not too fond of it, really, ‘cause they’re still all kinda like that.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
i can’t put down the cup (gas station rhino pills)
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
we’ll be unstoppable, i think. i can always help you out a bit. up to you, of course. don’t apologize. i like it. it’s nice to be around someone who isn’t that silent stoic type. also helps that you’ve got a nice voice. [ he tilts his head back, shifting slightly. ]
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