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@youryesman.bsky.social
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Yes! That’s me! || Fallout RP | NVRP ||

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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
“You got it! And, of course, right back at you! Why don’t you go enjoy the holiday? I can keep an eye on things!”
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
“That’s okay! I don’t need a gift! I haven’t got it yet but I did order you some Nuka-Cola Dark!”
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
“Oh! Should I not get you a gift?”
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Valentine’s Day? Where’s Six?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I haven’t! But, I’ve got state-of-the-art RobCo weaponry and, although I’m not usually inclined to use it, I bet it would be very effective!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Great! Is there anything else I can do for you?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
(Unless Clarice told him to go back to his normal activities, he would’ve sat still, occasionally shifting to keep balanced. Placing her down, he’d give a pleased hum.) Did that help?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Oh, yeah! He was great until my new best friend came along!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
(Cue the claws gently scooping Clarice up and lifting her until her neck is at shoulder level. Heat radiates from the robot’s torso, not enough to burn but enough to be too warm for comfort on a summer day in Nevada.)
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hm… I could lift you up?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I could… fall over?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
FROM WHAT MUSICIAN?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
PSSSHT—!! (Cue radio static and popping.) (Now there’s classical music.)
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Would soothing classical music help?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Do you want a shoulder to cry on?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You did not!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My old best friend and boss!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Benny got crucified once!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“Oh, I was just happy to help him take that leap!”
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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a cartoon character with a smiling face on a television screen .
ALT: a cartoon character with a smiling face on a television screen .
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“Would you like me to tell the others to be quiet? I’d be happy to!”
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“Nope! But I might be able to help you! What can I do to assist?”
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
👁️👄👁️
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Why are we standing oddly close to people?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“Happy to help! Besides, we both make a great team. Me, with the plans! And you, with your guns and violence.”
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“I love that you are being responsible with your caps! It’s, ha ha, not like I do a lot of work!”
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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a picture of a robot with the words yippee on the bottom
ALT: a picture of a robot with the words yippee on the bottom
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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a robot with a smiling face and the words " unbothered moisturized happy in my lane focused flourishing "
ALT: a robot with a smiling face and the words " unbothered moisturized happy in my lane focused flourishing "
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Then why did you say you did?”
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Agreeable!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It’s pronounced ‘Sewer!’
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love that you consistently push these barriers of my programming, even though our fix was only temporary!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I can ask her for one if you want!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I need help from someone who isn’t a mailman.
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Yup! But that’s easy work! I can be multiple places at once!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
And what am I in charge of?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Of course it is! And you’re doing an amazing job!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Of course! I think it’s great you believe you’re in charge!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I rule the lake with an iron fist :)
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I think it’s great that she came all the way here to die by deathclaws! Really nice to get a change of scenery before you’re torn to shreds!
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
……… Sounds good. (Damn his programming that I forgot about despite it being his whole thing.)
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
NO JUST LUCY IS THE PROBLEM
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
this mfer really gonna roll up to my city and cause all sorts of chaos and shenanigans
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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a woman in a suit is saying i 'm not gonna spank you .
ALT: a woman in a suit is saying i 'm not gonna spank you .
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
When you’re upset with me, this is who you’re getting angry at
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a robot holding a lollipop with the words get on my level gang
ALT: a robot holding a lollipop with the words get on my level gang
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Ooo, would you like help?
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Make sure they’re dead! Trust me, it’s awkward when they show back up.
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Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
//: add me or I will make yes-man evil CablesOut
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