Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026“You got it! And, of course, right back at you! Why don’t you go enjoy the holiday? I can keep an eye on things!” 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026“That’s okay! I don’t need a gift! I haven’t got it yet but I did order you some Nuka-Cola Dark!” 010
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I haven’t! But, I’ve got state-of-the-art RobCo weaponry and, although I’m not usually inclined to use it, I bet it would be very effective! 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026(Unless Clarice told him to go back to his normal activities, he would’ve sat still, occasionally shifting to keep balanced. Placing her down, he’d give a pleased hum.) Did that help? 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Oh, yeah! He was great until my new best friend came along! 100
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026(Cue the claws gently scooping Clarice up and lifting her until her neck is at shoulder level. Heat radiates from the robot’s torso, not enough to burn but enough to be too warm for comfort on a summer day in Nevada.) 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026PSSSHT—!! (Cue radio static and popping.) (Now there’s classical music.) 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character with a smiling face on a television screen .ALT: a cartoon character with a smiling face on a television screen . 020
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026“Would you like me to tell the others to be quiet? I’d be happy to!” 100
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026“Nope! But I might be able to help you! What can I do to assist?” 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026“Happy to help! Besides, we both make a great team. Me, with the plans! And you, with your guns and violence.” 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026“I love that you are being responsible with your caps! It’s, ha ha, not like I do a lot of work!” 010
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026media.tenor.coma picture of a robot with the words yippee on the bottomALT: a picture of a robot with the words yippee on the bottom 010
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026media.tenor.coma robot with a smiling face and the words " unbothered moisturized happy in my lane focused flourishing "ALT: a robot with a smiling face and the words " unbothered moisturized happy in my lane focused flourishing " 140
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I love that you consistently push these barriers of my programming, even though our fix was only temporary! 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Yup! But that’s easy work! I can be multiple places at once! 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Of course! I think it’s great you believe you’re in charge! 010
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I think it’s great that she came all the way here to die by deathclaws! Really nice to get a change of scenery before you’re torn to shreds! 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025……… Sounds good. (Damn his programming that I forgot about despite it being his whole thing.) 010
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025this mfer really gonna roll up to my city and cause all sorts of chaos and shenanigans 100
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a suit is saying i 'm not gonna spank you .ALT: a woman in a suit is saying i 'm not gonna spank you . 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025When you’re upset with me, this is who you’re getting angry atmedia.tenor.coma robot holding a lollipop with the words get on my level gangALT: a robot holding a lollipop with the words get on my level gang 000
Yes-Man @youryesman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Make sure they’re dead! Trust me, it’s awkward when they show back up. 000