Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't know who to cheer for. I don't like the white sox or the guardians. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I cannot brain today. No brains found. Try again later? 010
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If they ever recast Mr. Wizard, I vote Cody Reeder. If you've never seen Cody's lab on YT, you're missing out! 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026\ o_o /youtu.beKunstYouTube video by KMFDM - Topic 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is going to easily be at the top of one of those '100 insane things said' lists. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I hate the yankees. I'd rather watch grass grow than those goobers. I don't care if they've got good players. It's like a knock off Van Gogh. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Prednisone does wonders for shutting up my immune system. It's also like pounding a 2 liter of mt dew on an empty stomach. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I have to avoid the MN state fair this year for health reasons, so I'm enjoying seeing everyone's pics. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 22/08/202650/50 on if this prescription is going to make me hork. Down the hatch! 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I wonder what's a good speculation of which hardware kit will still be overall functional in another 40 years. A launch model NES is 40 years old. I already had to reflow my PS3 launch model.. so I wouldn't count on that one... 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Wonder which heavily swollen and drooped set of eyes the public vs private persona is meant to please... 010
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Twins need the ghost of RISP to come out of the corn before it's too late. #mntwins 000
Reposted by Turtle Duck WizardThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield 253092433
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is the look I got after she slid herself down the couch towards me 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ugh, this baseball game. Twins need to just get a couple across in these situations. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If they plunk KC tomorrow, Milwaukee will NEVER win another WS. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026#mntwins offense has evaporated against a crusty team. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Put an NVME that had win10 from an old PC on it into my BC250 and it fired straight into it. Hilarious. 110
Reposted by Turtle Duck WizardStopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s time to go back to prom Mighty No 9 Ten Years Later. So much has happened with that game, its characters, its creator Keiji Inafune, his company Comcept, and the company he left, Capcom Watch with your pets! RT’s appreciated! youtu.be/UlhB7RQZdOU 30629236
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Been sitting in this waiting room for an hour. At least the guy who was screaming about how he lifted weights and rode motorcycles to some poor woman has left. JFC, nobody cares! 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Clearly the Royals are playing a joke on us by starting Dobnak. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Where does someone complain about their cancer. 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 22/07/2026youtu.beMuppets Never gonna give you up Rick AsleyYouTube video by Amory Pazyluz 011
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Why does #skycotl like making me cry so much. #vangogh 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Oh, I'm not going to like my upcoming test results. I just know it... 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 03/07/2026 Behold, 'not getting invited to the fun parties' has taken the form of an old man. 050
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Pour one out for my old cat Buddy. He was from a litter of kittens I found under the porch about 15 years ago. He's a Cats cat. He's not going to be with us much longer and it's absolutely wrecking me. Once over the bridge, nobody will stop him from licking mac and cheese pots anymore. 110
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Wish I could dye the lines on this new mask... #sky #cotl 100
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Fathers day! Is it odd that I have less desire year over year to celebrate stuff about me? Like, what if instead this is a day to celebrate what makes you a father? Like, do I owe my kids breakfast? 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 09/06/2026They're going to introduce him during a commercial break so they don't broadcast the thunderous booing 010
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I have unread 1 text message on my phone and it's from myself to look at motorslice. The problem with that is my phone doesn't get involved when I sit at my PC... 000
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Bambi's mom sucks at picking spots to hide Bambi. 100
Turtle Duck Wizard @treziok.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Your shouldn't be your kids friend. Your job is to prepare them. 000