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Tre Stewart

@trestewart.bsky.social
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A design manager by day, craftsman by night. “A cocktail of sarcasm shaken with a dash of truth served neat with a twist of humor.” - Wall Street Journal probably 📍DFW/SEA

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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
My therapist used the term accountabil-a-buddies and I can’t stop using it. And just like it worked on me, asking someone to be an accountability-a-buddy has worked 100% of the time.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Lady posted a video about getting rocked at church. Showed the altercation in slow mo and then her going to the doctor for a CT scan. All to gospel. The captions are so unserious.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I’ve been using TikTok wrong. I had no idea the true gold is in the comments.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Whenever you’re ready to quite fighting it, I’m ready to start or journey as bffs. I’ve seen enough. We finish each others sandwich!
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I know how I’m supposed to say Salmon and Hyperbole out loud, but internally, it’s SAL-MON and HYPER-BOWL. Why, I don’t know.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Aaaarbiee…nuuumber sisssteen. Wrote it down for later date.
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
not bald head, but there are times where I miss not having facial hair. Something something positive energy and be kind to each other, also.
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Da1uwannakno🏳️‍🌈 @black99jack.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This country ass colloquialism 🤣
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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 01/08/2025
America has always hated accurate numbers. And that's why we have an Electoral College. 💀💀💀
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
See, you don’t like when people are being shit to you, then why do it? You were hoping you it would just be one sided, now we’re both about to have a moment because you gotta feel this too.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I’m very intentional about leading with positive interactions and respect, it’s always jarring when someone’s choosing to be shit. Especially because their hope is you remain kind during the remainder of the interaction. They’re so hurt and insulted when it’s volley’d back.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It’s so easy to be a decent human being in real life and online which makes it so insidious when someone CHOOSES to be nasty. It’s not a reaction, it’s your preference to be mean spirited.
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ʟᴇɢꜱ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ @maybecam.blacksky.app · 01/08/2025
cat in a fisheye lens smoking a cigarette with the caption "I'm a little too self-aware to enjoy life and a little too delusional to give up"
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 31/07/2025
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
youtu.be/d5YQ_x6s7Og?...
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Mindful Driving
YouTube video by Chill with Katherine
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I’m sorry my brother, I want to rock with you but as soon as my that’s so raven senses alert me that my future includes a police report, it’s a wrap. Please unhand me, Goonika.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I’m sorry, y’all be weird on here sometimes.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This Clips album is not making me a better person. It’s inspiring me to be more creative in how I say mean things. POV first verse is him casually inventing new ways to call you broke that I’ve never heard of. It’s a stretch of songs disgusted at audacity and I love it.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I’m trying to think of a black as parallel and I’m drawing a blank. If you see me lost in love at a Stevie Wonder concert, mind your business. You see me in a trance while Ja Rules on stage, I deserve all of this.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
#ISWYDT bravo
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW! Someone gotta be like “me too!”
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
…now that that’s out of the way, this is terrible timing because between this and dating Meg, I feel like keep seeing Klay Thompson’s face everywhere.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Tiny Desk plays Documentaries News masterpiece Art Music …. 😞
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
(IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY) Its time to really think of budgeting out donation money to PBS, Local Libraries, Museums, art programs… I rather give a monthly $20 to one of these institutions than PRIME.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
She skrong af
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Put this with Kanye’s “and 17th of all” tweet series. Ain’t no way.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Greatest tweet ever
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
It me too. I pull up, do my 2-3 little post, say “this too much” and disappear for another 3 days. We trying, tho.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I can dig this. Feel like I’ve had a few epiphanies that I ignored that still found its way to market.
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Saint D'Khari @saintdkhari.blacksky.app · 16/07/2025
The sentence should end at coworkers.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Shoot your shot for friendship too.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
She comes with the most creative ways to insult and I love it. It motivates me to try harder everyday.
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Tucked & Cucked. @armedpropaganda.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
And this is why we know so much random shit.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 16/07/2025
‘Sinners’ star Miles Caton covers “Snooze” by SZA.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
open.spotify.com/track/01z2fB...
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Come Back to Earth
Mac Miller · Swimming · Song · 2018
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 16/07/2025
No cause you may can beat every bitch ass in here but nothing beats a jet2holiday
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Last Of The Elder Gods @4meshewill.blacksky.app · 15/07/2025
Why on earth would anyone listen to him?
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
They gotta bring up Lebron or Steph childhood photos else that place is right next to Narnia. It doesn’t exist to me.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Beefing with Ohio is nuts lmaooo. Mostly because it’s one of those places you gotta remind me of.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Depends, usually shea butter from the African store but I’ll do a Carson’s cocoa butter in a pinch. The hard kind you gotta rub through. I need lotion that’s going to survive air conditioning.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Jazz knows of my disdain for one piece. Harland’s in denial. I appreciate the hell you give them. They deserve worse.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I’m not laughing at your pain, some would say this is the most hilarious #NeverAgain moment they’ve read today. Not me though, cuz I know the pain, BUT if I wasn’t me, I would be cackling.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I still remember the day someone did the scratch test on my leg. I felt like she had evil magical powers. That’s the day I learned not all lotions were created equal.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Being accused of being musty is fight worthy BUT, hear me out, failing the ashy check will scar you. That parched ankle peaking out getting exposed will have you keeping lotion in 3 different compartments of your car, your desk at work and various bags.
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Tre Stewart @trestewart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
517 EPISODES OF BUILDUP?!!
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