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Riz

@trebuchet.horse
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Hell orb, shit wizard Living on stolen Musqueam, Squamish, Tsleil-Waututh land

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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 11/10/2026
And on that note, 𝖕𝖆𝖘𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌, 𝖍𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖑. Ritual at The Lido, Thursday October 15, 9 pm till close. Free. Leah and I, dropping spooky season bangers
Gig poster that reads: 
Ritual, October 15, 9-1. Goth, industrial, darkwave, post punk. 
Mechanomancy, Leah, tarot by Sarah Jane. 
The Lido. Third Thursday monthly
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 10/08/2026
This is how he died, he doesn't need commentating
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 04/07/2026
Thursday, July 16, @contrasoma.bsky.social and I will be DJing at The Lido on Broadway, Vancouver. Come along! I'm going to do a full set of just kiwi and Aussie stuff! No cover!
A black and white image with text. The background shows a fog shrouded city at night. The text reads "ritual, July 16, 9-1. Two of Vancouver's biggest DJs. Mechanomancy and Contrasoma (6'4" and 6'6"). Goth, industrial, darkwave, post punk. The Lido. No cover evermore"
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 24/06/2026
Listen to @boontavista.com
Pixel Art of link from Zelda holding a bomb, with text in capitals that reads "I HAVE A BOMB"
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 07/06/2026
I guess you could say there's some areas where it ... LAX
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 15/05/2026
It's Mr Dracula Flow himself
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 22/04/2026
The best part of the hockey is always the BONE ZONE
An ice hockey rink with two Zambonis driving on it. The rink is surrounded by tiered seating with several thousand fans
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 17/04/2026
And people are actually dancing to it
A laptop showing queued tracks and people dancing in a darkened bar in the background
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 18/03/2026
I'm DJing at The Lido again this month for Ritual's first birthday. 10-11pm I'll be doing an all local acts set that I'm calling "The Vancouver Special". It's free! Come along!
A gig poster depicting a creepy woman in white with long hair reaching out toward the viewpoint. She is obscured by a spider web. 
The poster reads: Ritual, March 19th, 9-1. Goth, industrial, darkwave, post punky. DJs mechanomancy and Leah. Visuals by Mr Sunshine, tarot by Erin. 
Third Thursday monthly. The Lido. No cover evermore.
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 17/01/2026
AI dweebs be like
A black and white image of a fashionable man pouting toward the camera in sunglasses. The image is overlayed with a transparent barbed wire picture and text that reads "I'd pick the wiremother every time. Adversity is opportunity"
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 03/12/2025
When you listen to too much Oranssi Pazuzu
Philippe from achewood is too excited and jumps into a wall before falling to the ground. The normal "rap music my droogs!" text has been replaced with illegible Finnish in the style of Oranssi Pazuzu lyrics
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 11/09/2025
This will be my first gig in fifteen years. I'm extremely excited and extremely nervous. I'm gonna drop some kiwi classics If you're in Vancouver, come along, it's free.
A gig poster, showing a skull surrounded by tarot cards, a rose, a candle and a goblet. The text reads: 
Ritual
September 18. 9-Late
Goth, industrial, darkwave, post-punk
Mechanomancy, Leah, tarot by Erin
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 12/07/2025
The Rizzler is my mortal enemy. I'm going to grab him by the foot and crack him like a whip (Thanks to @blandco.bsky.social for making this)
The Rizzler faces off against some wrestler, with my face photoshopped onto them
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 03/05/2025
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
A red and yellow kids car
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 13/04/2025
The Cobalt has the best graffiti
Hand written bubble letter graffiti in thin black ink on red paint, that reads "Sex Videos"
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 25/03/2025
All this AI noise got me feeling
A standard computer case with the side open. A hose is blasting water into the interior. The text reads "Butlerian jihad time"
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 21/03/2025
New toys, same old mistakes
A very young baby Riz DJing at Whammy BarMario and Luigi holding light guns with the caption "Lord forgive me but it's time to go back to the old me"A DJ controller on a laptop
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 12/03/2025
Clearly some service has been cracked, I wonder which...
A series of failed login attempts from the USA, Brazil, Kenya, Ukraine, China and Australia
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 25/02/2025
As a former robotics engineer, shut the fuck off, robots.
A pixelated meme showing speakers, computers and kiosk machines, covered by the cancellation symbol. 
The text reads: all robot and computers must shut the hell up
To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to. And I will never speak to you. 
I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk. I am a divine being, you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 19/01/2025
Hello from the Sunshine Coast. Does what it says on the tin
A view of a pebble beach at sunset near Sechelt
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 12/01/2025
Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A two panel screen cap of Futurama, showing Slurms MacKenzie telling the group "that's meta AI. You can ask it anything"
The second label shows professor Farnsworth saying "ask it to fuck off"
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 13/12/2024
It's evergreen but I'm as sick of AI as I am of blockchain, as I am of the previous misattribution of machine learning, as I am of chat bots
A block diagram showing "untrustworthy data" feeding into a box labeled "?????", resulting in an output of "infallible results"
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 17/09/2024
This is just Twitter 2, run and paid for by the same people. It will die a less memorable death than Twitter despite the ignominy that Twitter suffers. Meh, whatever etc
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 26/08/2024
Congratulations!
A meme showing a man apologising for being British, while a woman threatens to shoot him as "some crimes can never be forgiven"
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 23/12/2023
My dreams of a white Christmas came true!
A small pile of discarded freezer ice sits in front of a delivery van on a grassy field
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 25/07/2023
I took a lovely photo of Mt Baker on my way back from Victoria yesterday
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 23/07/2023
Come to the natural history exhibit at the royal BC museum in the next twenty minutes if you want an ass kicking
A man in a face mask does the peace sign in front of a stuffed elephant seal
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 21/07/2023
Oh shit he's going boat mode [going to the Vancouver island office for his quarterly visit]
A daytime vista with boat wake on the left and distant island on the horizon
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 18/07/2023
What's up it's ya boy
A tree stump with rocks and sticks inserted into cuts in the wood, resembling a creepy face
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 17/07/2023
I went outside today
A small distant mountain with nearby hills and trees
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 08/07/2023
He screams
A tabby cat sits on a kitchen table, yelling
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 02/07/2023
I said I would never see it. I have fucked up and dishonoured my Shogun. There is only one solution.
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 01/07/2023
Happy kkkanada day snuggleduck.com/wp-content/uploads/…
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 26/06/2023
Double plug bumnosed.com/user_uploads/general/P…
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Riz @trebuchet.horse · 23/06/2023
Check out my cat. I'm taking steps to keep shit real and not let this be Twitter all over again
Tabby cat asleep in the sun
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