Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Rescued a crow today and as a reward saw a bear by Burnaby lake and the most beautiful sunset ? Go off 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Got hit with a rubber chicken last night for hashtag education by @justdustyrhodes.com :/ 011
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just feel like it’s statistically unlikely that I’ve never been bit by a tick to my recollection because ya boi literally spent their entire childhood running through prairie grasses yet here we are 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Getting put the fuck to work with my boyfriend’s aunties making pemmican I slightly feel as though I’m being hazed but I’m having fun 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Like picture the world’s most swollen thighs jiggling for one whole hour of gay walking that shit hurted 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If the bus had come and I hadn’t had to walk an hour home immediately post shitkicking that would’ve been preferable but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Also ps most perfect amount of social interaction is to show up to the function, get the shit kicked out of me immediately for forty five minutes, fifteen minutes socializing then I go home 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026With no provocation Instagram has decided I’m obsessed with the skookumchuk narrows, which I have never spared a thought towards but have tonight received no less than seventeen videos of 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Partner’s girlfriend said my melted ass edible (from being in my tent for six days at +30) looked like a diva cup :/ 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Really was not sure if it was dust or tan from several days of wandering around mostly naked at Shambhala but pleasantly surprised to say it’s mostly tan 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Update got to rehash her goss on the beach and eat ice cream twice today provided by my other boyfriends and now I’m eating more beans so kinda sick 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Oh and she’s trying to hoe him out again because I told her I hadn’t been fucking enough this summer LOL god I love her 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Boyfriend’s wife just called me to tell me about the boy she’s seeing and I asked for goss and I just sat here the world’s most stoned putting fistfuls of beans into my mouth and getting hot goss like my life’s never been better tbh 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Truly I haven’t been fucking NEARLY enough this summer it feels shameful 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Worse yet I KNOW I’m going to end up telling him this and he’s gonna make fun of me for it, and he’d be right to do it 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m soooo beyond gay for him it’s so fucked what am I even supposed to do with this genuinely 😭😭😭😭 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/07/2026ew you guys I just found myself thinking so lovingly of my partner’s face that I went looking for pictures of it like a little Victorian locket moment Jesus Christ 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I’ve done it again boys. Unrelated did you know it’s morally correct to steal from value village 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Soooo I spent the weekend learning how to ride a dirt bike (would’ve also been a motorcycle but my partner (also learning) broke it lol) and I’m looking up motorcycle license appts right now 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Watched my dumbass bf help his brother take a piece off a car using an axe today so that was a new one for me 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Surely if there’s a twerk class at the pole studio I go to in van there’s gotta be the same there 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Playing co-op halo w my boyfriend hits different but also tell me why this bitch has a Friday night bedtime of 8pm girl PLEASE we should be up until four am 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Got lingerie from the thrift store again and it slaps again. Is this my one skill 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I need to become sluttier this summer yet again. Taking suggestions 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Actually soooo fucking good to get ripped off an edible and brush my teeth twice because I’m convinced it’ll feel good and maybe better to be correct about it. 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Mid @justdustyrhodes.com mild beatdown I had to be like hey sorry I actually have to put on Madonna’s 1998 album Ray of Light Right This Fucking Second and 1. I was correct to do so 2. He rolled with it flawlessly which is all I can ask for 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Headbanging then sleeping on a couch that’s too short for my tall ass is currently ruining my shit 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Devoncore move to only ever take the bus anywhere unless ☝️ i have the option to get railed. This $8 Lyft is the best money I’ve spent this month 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 08/04/2026T looked at me so proudly this weekend and was like “I’m fully vaccinated!” This is the greatest 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 08/03/2026If I can ever get past the driving issue and be normal about it again my life will be so much better I swear the fuck to god 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I wish there was a way for me to bus to Seattle then drive back without incurring the costs of depositing a rental in another country bc I don’t wanna drive to Seattle during the fucking DAY bro 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Polyamory perks of the week; one boyfriend drops you off at surgery and one boyfriend picks you up. Honorary mentions to the gal pal and third boyfriend for having offered to send food/bring me what I need 😭 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 14/02/2026My bf’s wife was the first person to tell me to watch the gay hockey show so obviously she got so many messages from me about it but I sent this one and instantly was like well that’s revealing isn’t it considering that’s exactly the relationship I have with your husband 💀💀💀💀 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Can’t wear the dress I was gonna wear tomorrow because I have one perfectly round bite mark and then like fifteen claw marks on my titties lmao 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Every time I hit bottom of a pot on one of the few lush products I still buy or have to buy spices from the shop I used to work I just heave the world’s biggest sigh for discounts past 😭 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Yesterday I said “date idea we sit down and donate to Wikipedia together” and then today we did it 😭😭😭 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 07/01/2026You may have seen twimst before but I got hit with a “whimcht” the other day and wow that hit 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Everything about this relationship will always be the funniest thing ever like I’m so sorry but what. Someone tell past Devon about this they’ll lose their fucking mind 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Like I’ve never been more built for something (except I haven’t sold vibes since 2012 so I’m not up on my knowledge but still) 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Another level of polyamory my boyfriends wife just asked if I would take him vibrator shopping for her 😩 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Thinking about S telling me their wife once had a moment of worry like “what happens if Devon gets pregnant” (because she loves to have an evil daydream) and he got to be like “well, great news there…” LOL 010
Reposted by Trash bitch forevercuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/12/2025“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to 195233069462
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/12/2025In other news @ rain or shine why don’t yall ever have sauce in there. You have a cranberry cheesecake flavour with negligible cranberry when the sauce aspect is right there? Your salted caramel doesn’t have ribbons of the namesake? I’ll kill you 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I actually can’t think about anything in this scenario because I’ll burst into hysterical laughter and never stop 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Also I can’t tell you how good it feels to not respond to his texts but drag him to his wife instead knowing she’ll say it to him like I can’t stop laughing about this 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/12/2025In other news I told him I need a longer desk so we can game together and he’s sent me three Facebook marketplace links so far why are they both obsessed with fixing my problems lmaoooooo 110
