Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just feel like it’s statistically unlikely that I’ve never been bit by a tick to my recollection because ya boi literally spent their entire childhood running through prairie grasses yet here we are 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Getting put the fuck to work with my boyfriend’s aunties making pemmican I slightly feel as though I’m being hazed but I’m having fun 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Also ps most perfect amount of social interaction is to show up to the function, get the shit kicked out of me immediately for forty five minutes, fifteen minutes socializing then I go home 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026With no provocation Instagram has decided I’m obsessed with the skookumchuk narrows, which I have never spared a thought towards but have tonight received no less than seventeen videos of 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Partner’s girlfriend said my melted ass edible (from being in my tent for six days at +30) looked like a diva cup :/ 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Really was not sure if it was dust or tan from several days of wandering around mostly naked at Shambhala but pleasantly surprised to say it’s mostly tan 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Boyfriend’s wife just called me to tell me about the boy she’s seeing and I asked for goss and I just sat here the world’s most stoned putting fistfuls of beans into my mouth and getting hot goss like my life’s never been better tbh 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Truly I haven’t been fucking NEARLY enough this summer it feels shameful 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/07/2026ew you guys I just found myself thinking so lovingly of my partner’s face that I went looking for pictures of it like a little Victorian locket moment Jesus Christ 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Soooo I spent the weekend learning how to ride a dirt bike (would’ve also been a motorcycle but my partner (also learning) broke it lol) and I’m looking up motorcycle license appts right now 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Watched my dumbass bf help his brother take a piece off a car using an axe today so that was a new one for me 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Playing co-op halo w my boyfriend hits different but also tell me why this bitch has a Friday night bedtime of 8pm girl PLEASE we should be up until four am 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Got lingerie from the thrift store again and it slaps again. Is this my one skill 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I need to become sluttier this summer yet again. Taking suggestions 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Actually soooo fucking good to get ripped off an edible and brush my teeth twice because I’m convinced it’ll feel good and maybe better to be correct about it. 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Mid @justdustyrhodes.com mild beatdown I had to be like hey sorry I actually have to put on Madonna’s 1998 album Ray of Light Right This Fucking Second and 1. I was correct to do so 2. He rolled with it flawlessly which is all I can ask for 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Headbanging then sleeping on a couch that’s too short for my tall ass is currently ruining my shit 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Devoncore move to only ever take the bus anywhere unless ☝️ i have the option to get railed. This $8 Lyft is the best money I’ve spent this month 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I wish there was a way for me to bus to Seattle then drive back without incurring the costs of depositing a rental in another country bc I don’t wanna drive to Seattle during the fucking DAY bro 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Polyamory perks of the week; one boyfriend drops you off at surgery and one boyfriend picks you up. Honorary mentions to the gal pal and third boyfriend for having offered to send food/bring me what I need 😭 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 14/02/2026My bf’s wife was the first person to tell me to watch the gay hockey show so obviously she got so many messages from me about it but I sent this one and instantly was like well that’s revealing isn’t it considering that’s exactly the relationship I have with your husband 💀💀💀💀 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Can’t wear the dress I was gonna wear tomorrow because I have one perfectly round bite mark and then like fifteen claw marks on my titties lmao 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Every time I hit bottom of a pot on one of the few lush products I still buy or have to buy spices from the shop I used to work I just heave the world’s biggest sigh for discounts past 😭 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Yesterday I said “date idea we sit down and donate to Wikipedia together” and then today we did it 😭😭😭 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 07/01/2026You may have seen twimst before but I got hit with a “whimcht” the other day and wow that hit 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Another level of polyamory my boyfriends wife just asked if I would take him vibrator shopping for her 😩 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Thinking about S telling me their wife once had a moment of worry like “what happens if Devon gets pregnant” (because she loves to have an evil daydream) and he got to be like “well, great news there…” LOL 010
Reposted by Trash bitch forevercuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/12/2025“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to 195233159467
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/12/2025In other news @ rain or shine why don’t yall ever have sauce in there. You have a cranberry cheesecake flavour with negligible cranberry when the sauce aspect is right there? Your salted caramel doesn’t have ribbons of the namesake? I’ll kill you 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I actually can’t think about anything in this scenario because I’ll burst into hysterical laughter and never stop 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/12/2025In other news I told him I need a longer desk so we can game together and he’s sent me three Facebook marketplace links so far why are they both obsessed with fixing my problems lmaoooooo 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Told my partner’s wife I needed to get laid but was having trouble making plans (in a like, I miss living with a partner sometimes way), forgetting entirely that she’s a Planner™️ and she joked about sending her husband to me for that purpose then One second later I got this text from him 120
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 05/12/2025“What other coot can we shart” was just said to me because i asked what else we could charcute 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Also annoying: Google search normal things to bring to a potluck 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I sometimes think i talk too much about neurodivergence but it is just sooooo… something to have a reason to explain why i got into my house last night with wet bellbottoms on and became such a freak about it i almost screamed in the two minutes until i could deal with it (overstimulated as FUCK) 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Having thoughts too gay to share with the person they’re about again ! 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I got so many bites on my torso/neck rn that wearing a bra is like, painful? So obviously I wore the one that’s tightest and most likely to cause pain today teehee 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Told @justdustyrhodes.com and another friend that my two partners want to shoot me with a BB gun and not only were both of them like “…can I come” but also both independently made jokes about me being put to death by a BB gun firing squad. Send help everyone wants me dead 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Beyond fixing a bunch of shit I just asked for advice on fixing, mf stays at my house enough to have the app for all my lights & since I’ve talked about how hard of a time I have getting up, he set up my 2 bedroom lights to turn on automatically at different times & days matching my wfh schedule 😭 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 19/11/2025S looked at me today while I was working and was like “imagine if you had a job you actually liked” because, wait for it, I excitedly explained the psuedomembrane that is sometimes present in diphtheria LOL 100
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 10/11/2025So one of the whackest things about me is that in one of my relationships the moment I knew I was like, caring about this person for Real was in the moment that they turned to me and unprompted said “she strogan me off til I beef” and I almost fell off his bike laughing, right? 120
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Who up sending they boyfriend instagram reels about really big bolts 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Did you guys know cocking a shotgun after shooting an extra explosive round feels good as fuck just wondering 110
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Got home and this has been the trajectory: eat a grilled cheese, play videogames, get unbelievably stoned, jack off a bunch and then get into bed and put my heating pad on my neck. Like this is It 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Got an unexpected ? Compliment I guess from S and like full body blushed earlier because it caught me so off guard ? Can’t even tell you the last time that’s happened lol 010
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Fried sage on my wretched nighttime tuna wrap idk im out here 000
Trash bitch forever @trashlord69.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Strongly could not focus on work this morning because i was locked in on thinking about eating ass. Huh????? 000
