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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Kash Patel looks like the kind of guy who pees at a urinal with his pants pulled down to his ankles and then can’t figure out why people look at him funny.

ALT: Kash Patel's Wide Eyes

Kash Patel's Wide Eyes

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m at the age now where every damn time I check my phone someone is either dead, or dying. lol I’m so tired of the “I’m at the emergency room” texts or “guess who died”. I don’t want to play that guessing game lol

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You mistake my meaning. He doesn’t think he’s A nazi (or would never admit it) but true dyed in the wool actual nazis sure accept him as their own.

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Donald Trump may not think he’s a Nazi, but Nazis sure think he’s a Nazi and that’s speaks volumes.

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Green Bay let me down. Dallas is letting me down. The rams let me down. The riders let me down. The only team that came through for me was Cincinnati. Ow I remember why I hate football lol

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Today, and today only I’ll be wearing my cheese head!! 🤣🤣 I’m watching the Cincinnati and Tampa bay game right now. Then I’ll watch Green Bay destroy the Vikings. And the cowboys start their journey the Super Bowl tonight. lol

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Today ive been a dad, an uncle, and a husband. I did all the things. And really I just want to be a fat guy watching football now. lol

Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh

ALT: Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh

Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Me and my main homie got Parkridge on lockdown. lol. No snacks or food trucks in or out without us knowing.

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You think he’s just being silly renaming Lake Ontario to lake America? Don’t be silly. This is about claiming fresh water and the coming North American water wars. Mark my words.

Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Go ahead and name your half lake America. We gon name our half lake suck a dick lol

Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Alberta separatists are basically just jonesing for a good colonization. It’s in their blood. 🤣🤣 The pattern: 1. “Screw this country.” 2. Get on a boat. 3. Arrive in Canada. 4. Take land that wasn’t empty. 5. Build a new identity. 6. Get mad at Ottawa. 7. Repeat steps 1 and 6 forever

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Read an article where a gentleman said that rich people should get more than one vote. I think that poor people who are directly affected by cuts to social programs should get five votes. Weighted voting based on vulnerability. The fairness argument would be lobbied by the rich so fast. lol

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

A very happy birthday to my current wife. With love. 🤣

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

He shoots he scores!! It’s my Wife’s birthday today. 48 yrs old. Wow she’s like an old cougar chasing around a young man like me. Anyway… I forgot a card. So I found a Valentine’s Day card I forgot to give her. And I repurposed it. lol

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Don’t even ask if I’m getting the Ray-Ban Meta glasses unless they are coming out with the Hanson Brothers edition lol

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Them: He has dementia!! Me: Maybe he doesn’t. Maybe he’s just an evil cunt.

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Wife: I noticed you’ve been lifting a lot of weights lately. Me: just want to be healthy after being sick. The real reason? My fear is that as I get older, I’ll no longer be peaceful, I’ll just be harmless. That id not be able to protect my family if I had to. It’s inevitable, but not today.

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

*sunday morning* Wife: we are going for a walk around the lake. Want to come? Me: no. I’ve got yard work to do. Sorry. *watches them drive away* *proceeds to fry massive amounts of butter and salt with small pieces of potato and sausage mixed in as a garnish*

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

One type of person loves having family friends, and loves doing couple things. The other type of person is a husband. Now cut that shit out!!

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Another piece of my Canadian childhood is gone. I remember knowing I was up too late at my grandmas on the weekend when this show started Friday nights. lol RIP Tommy Hunter

Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Sometimes I just watch shows or listen to music that seem out of character for me. I do it because it doesn’t remind me of anything. And at my age, it’s not easy to find things that don’t remind me of something or other lol

Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We have a king sized bed. Almost endless space. We may as well have a twin bed for all it matters to my wife.

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I did my first weight session after almost dying of pneumonia. lol I asked copilot to do a beginner workout for me. And I’m making almost dying a habit. I guess I just live in the tub now bc I’m not getting out of here lol

Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It’s not that I hate my job. I quite like it most days. But 7 am on a Monday morning, anything other than a warm bed isn’t all that enjoyable. I’ll be a much better employee at 230 pm. Promise.

Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Sometimes I just walk in on a Monday morning, look at what’s on the agenda for the day, and grab my coffee and start looking at other jobs that are available in the job back for twenty minutes until my soul is properly numbed to the fuckery.

Yes!! 🤣🤣🤣 The funny thing is, every single one of my kids was in soccer for multiple years until they aged out. They didnt have all those rules lol. It was just… CHASE THE DAMN BALL!! Like was it just a weird Canadian version the kids were playing?! lol

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I don’t always watch soccer, but when I do it’s to ask things like: what happened? Why did they stop the game? Nobody touched that guy why’s he laying on the ground? Is that good? What’s extra time? And to cheer for Canada. 🇨🇦 Congratulations!! #canada #worldcup2026

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I’ll start watching Soccer when there is no longer that one douche who can’t wait to jump in, in every conversation ever, and say “you know, in every other part of the world it’s called football”

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Imagine if you got a knock at the door and some dude tells you to get ready, you’re going back to earth. Uhhh… this is earth. No, silly, this is heaven. The afterlife. And it’s time to go back for another life. Fucking excuse me?! THIS was Heaven?!

Confused White Persian Guardian Shrugs

ALT: Confused White Persian Guardian Shrugs

I think I matured in marriage when I realized that my wife could have done so much better than me, deserves much better than me, but chose me anyway, so I better work my ass off so she never regrets her choice. P.S (She will regret it sometimes, but she will look back and say “he was fun”) 🤣

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Why is trying to catch celebrities, namely female, in bikinis and posting their pictures a thing?! Obviously I’m an old man with low testosterone bc when you remove the testosterone from the men and the cattiness from the women, it’s a really weird out of bounds thing to do. lol

Wow. Philadelphia really drafted Frankenstein’s monster in the first round of the draft. lol That kid is huge!!

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I’m just here to see if the Sophie Cunningham point is a GIF lol

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The Saskatchewan Roughriders are having a tough night. It’s been an exciting game so far though.

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Sandman slim Roland Deschain Eric Carter Daniel Faust Odd Thomas Carl and Donut Harmony Black Xavier Rodrigues Cisco Suarez Harry Dresden Fantasy, urban fantasy noir protagonists. Who’s missing?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this by Christmas is exactly six months away. Marry half way to Christmas.

Twerking Santa Claus Plushie

ALT: Twerking Santa Claus Plushie

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

My echo show is kind of a catty Rudy poo. I ask her to play my show and Alexa sounds like I’ve just asked her to get up off the couch once she’s just sat down.

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Starting today, I am putting my services forth as the Bluesky AI, Deez. As Bluesky’s resident AI, you can feel free to ask me questions and I will answer you. The same service standards and and quality standards apply as they do to my family. I’ll answer when I’m ready and may not be correct. 🤣

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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Officially the coolest shirt I own. lol dungeon crawler Carl.