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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️

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🩺 bad opinions | she/her | nurse 🩺 big heart hidden behind big boobs.

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since the signs only have 3 digitsNot great, not terrible
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 10/09/2026
All twisted up. Sleeping too much versus not sleeping at all. Wrote a breakup letter to my best friend that I’ll probably never send. Can’t resolve my feelings for her while I’m interacting with her. Can’t stand the idea of not having her in my life. Paralyzed by adhd, burnt out, exhausted, etc.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 02/09/2026
Has the right done a transvestigation on Laura Loomer yet?
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 28/08/2026
Being alone in your thoughts at 3am is a curse
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 27/08/2026
Why is buying makeup so stressful?
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 25/08/2026
How I respond to something as I become consumed with lots of worries:
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
anytime people raise concerns about land use for solar projects or anything like that i just want to point out that half the corn we grow in this country gets used to make gasoline slightly worse
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 25/08/2026
I had a moment of panic trying to decide which hospital I would go to. Obvs can’t go to work, no way. Maybe one of our smaller outlying ones? Maybe a different system? The things you think of when you’re a hospital worker.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 25/08/2026
I really thought I might have rhabdo earlier. I went to the bathroom and the pee was pretty dark, even considering the dilution from the water. Like wtf dark. But god only knows that me or one of the kids might have forgotten to flush days prior… subsequent voids are normal coloring.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 25/08/2026
A deep tissue massage would be amazing but I fear it might put me into rhabdo.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 22/08/2026
Huzzah, nearly a week later, I’ve escaped with nothing more than asymptomatic BV. People with penises need to wash theyselves better.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 21/08/2026
Fr fr. I was like panicking for about 10 seconds and I was like… wait a minute I’ve got titers mfers.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 21/08/2026
Like wtf @questdiagnostics.bsky.social get it together.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 19/08/2026
Every blood test and even all the swabs have resulted… except the HIV test. Quest really likes to keep a girl on the edge of her seat. Also, the hepatitis results could be softball’s in a little better, my immunity looked suspiciously like a bad thing for a moment.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 19/08/2026
Even if I do everything perfectly, I’m still gonna die unloved and alone.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 17/08/2026
The new anesthesia/critical care resident wanted to get a stat head ct for late stage brain stem herniation. I asked, “forgetting this patient is too unstable to get in the elevator, what are we going to do with this information? There’s no surgical intervention.” Suffice it to say, we did not go.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 14/08/2026
My therapist said she generally recommends three months no contact for a breakup, to get over feelings… lol we aren’t dating but I got all the obsession. that said, if I disappear from my best friend’s life for 3 months, there’s no way we remain friends, in my mind.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 13/08/2026
Hypoglycemia you say? Interesting.
An allergy list showing Bee Venom, Januvia (sitagliptin), Imdur (isosorbide nitrate) noting Headaches, insulin Aspart, noting “causes severe hypoglycemia”, and finally Janumet (sitagliptin-metformin hcl) noting SOB
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 10/08/2026
Hahahah that sounds much more mysterious than the reality. It’s like a deal where you get grouped with like 7 other people for dinner. I think. I never actually did it, it was a money up front kinda thing and I never removed the app.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 10/08/2026
I, for nearly a decade now, have had the U-Haul app in my dating folder of my phone.
A screenshot of a number of phone apps, grouped in a folder called Dating, the apps include OkCupid, Tinder, Bumble, HER, U-Haul, Grindr, Timeleft, and Feeld
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 09/08/2026
I’m struggling. I can’t be with her. And I don’t know how to reconcile that without the friendship imploding. All she keeps saying is that she wishes she was more gay. I feel like the only want to have these feelings subside is to pull back and that feels like losing my favorite person.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 09/08/2026
The problem for me, as a lesbian, shopping for lingerie… is that I’m just ogling women for hours on end.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 08/08/2026
I might need my adhd meds just to watch tv these days.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 06/08/2026
AirBnB booked, deposit paid to photographer.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 06/08/2026
Probably 10 years ago and before I was a nurse, I told my pcp that I having suicidal thoughts and she asked if I had a plan. I told her I was planning to take a whole bottle of trazodone. “Well that won’t do anything except make you sick and then you’ll really want to die,” she replied.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 06/08/2026
I was explaining to my bestie that none of my healthcare providers asked any suicide screening questions anymore. This both shocked and alarmed her.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 06/08/2026
At my age, wearing a white thong is considered a risky lifestyle choice.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 03/08/2026
Am I considering renting a $300-350 a night AirBnB to shoot a $200 boudoir spread just because I’m feeling myself? Yes. Yes, I am.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 28/07/2026
I have this recurring thing where I’ll see a woman talking about men and I instinctively say, to myself, “I wasn’t like that,” before going… “Oh.” Yeah, that criticism wasn’t for me.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 28/07/2026
I’ve watched so many TikTok’s and reels where straight women are critiquing men’s oral sex skills that I’m a little nervous to do it again because it’s been like half a decade since I’ve done it.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 22/07/2026
I’ve been slowly learning how to love her in all the ways she needs it, just in the off-chance I get the opportunity. It’s hard to be besties with someone when you’re convinced that she’s the love of your life.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 07/07/2026
My surgeon wants pictures of my genitals for revision and I feel like I’m making 🌽 over here.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 07/07/2026
Trump if he had an ounce of self-reflection:
A screenshot from the HBO series, "The Sopranos," showing Tony Soprano, face in hands with the subtitle, "I'm like King Midas in reverse here. Everything I touch turns to shit."
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 07/07/2026
I need a minimum temp of 104°F or I'm not risking the throat swab after the fact.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 06/07/2026
Million dollar idea: A hookup app with a hot tub filter. Does this potential mate have a hot tub? Let’s put them at the top of the list. I’m way more likely to put out after 20 minutes in a scalding hot vat of pulsating water.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 06/07/2026
I often find myself wondering about nurse managers and admin folk... when they decided to become nurses, was it because they wanted to write people up for learning modules and to sit in endless meetings? There's easier ways to get to middle management without having to sit for the NCLEX.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 04/07/2026
So do I walk away from someone that I promised to support as she works through other issues? Someone who just being close to regulates my nervous system… but can’t reciprocate my feelings? Or do I just suffer in silence?
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 04/07/2026
Being in love with someone who sees you as a best friend is a special kind of pain. We had a wonderful time out of town and our kids played and got a long. We laughed and drank and talked… But I find myself wanting more and she knows how I feel but can’t go there.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 29/06/2026
Went on Amazon to look for a sports bra, bought two high waisted thong bikini bottoms. For my flat ass. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 29/06/2026
Olestra was a wild time.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 29/06/2026
Dayshift RN: … nurse daughter— Me, interjecting: GAY SON. THOT DAUGHTER. GAY SON. NURSE DAUGHTER! Dayshift: 😂😂😂
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 20/06/2026
If I were to write a paper on why liberals lose elections, this would be foundational. Like let's bicker with each other and miss the point entirely.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 06/06/2026
The Mormons have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 06/06/2026
So I gotta put all this yearning back in the box, because I want the friendship even if I can’t have the romantic connection. But it’s like trying to put a spilt gallon of paint back in the can. Everyone can see it, splattered on everything, no matter how much I scrub.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 06/06/2026
I didn’t get the “I don’t feel that way about you” response. I got the, “I don’t know how to have a sexual relationship with someone I care about” and “physical touch actually makes me really uncomfortable” response. And that’s on cPTSD and SA. It was never about sex for me, but intimacy… yes.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 03/06/2026
Also my kid wants to go to the pool and I just realized that involves me in a bathing suit. And I’m not feeling particularly good about my body currently.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 03/06/2026
Yeah I saw your picture in the break room. ;)
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 03/06/2026
Yeah. Business at the yearning factory is at an all time high.
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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 03/06/2026
This level of yearning is unhealthy
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