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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 22/08/2026

Huzzah, nearly a week later, I’ve escaped with nothing more than asymptomatic BV. People with penises need to wash theyselves better.

Quest

HIV FINAL INTERPRETATION

HIV
NEGATIVE
HIV-1 antigen and HIV-1/HIV-2 antibodies were not detected. There is no laboratory evidence of HIV infection.
Click here to learn more about my results

HIV 1/2 ANTIGEN/ANTIBODY,FOURTH
GENERATION W/RFL
HIV AG/AB, SCREEN 1
Reference Range: NON-REACTIVE
NON-REACTIVE

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 10/08/2026

I, for nearly a decade now, have had the U-Haul app in my dating folder of my phone.

A screenshot of a number of phone apps, grouped in a folder called Dating, the apps include OkCupid, Tinder, Bumble, HER, U-Haul, Grindr, Timeleft, and Feeld

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 07/07/2026

Trump if he had an ounce of self-reflection:

A screenshot from the HBO series, "The Sopranos," showing Tony Soprano, face in hands with the subtitle, "I'm like King Midas in reverse here. Everything I touch turns to shit."

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 10/03/2026

It gets better… Trauma (cont): we do not recommend holding enoxaparin and asa in setting of acute stroke. Cards: we recommend holding enoxaparin and asa despite acute stroke.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 14/02/2026

Not much has changed, tbh. Except my new car won’t fit in my garage…

Twitter screenshot via Timehop
1 YEAR AGO

First Draft Tweet:
Neuro Tran
Might take myself on a date to Costco later for a hotdog.

Second Draft Tweet:
Neuro Tran
Might leave my car running in the garage and close the door. Too early to say, honestly.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 29/12/2025

If I never have to wake a parent up to tell them their child is going into asystole ever again, that’d be ok.

Lenny from the Simpsons with a sign that says, “0 days without crying at work.”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 28/12/2025

One picture represents both the patient and anesthesia.

A rotund looking cat with wide green eyes and a caption that reads “(heavy breathing)”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 17/12/2025

Hey cis women, if you contacted your doctor about unusual vaginal bleeding during sexual activity, do they jump immediately to surgical evaluation?

Mychart message from my primary care physician that reads, “I have spoken to 3 people, gyn, plastics, urology.
They are all suggesting you contact the person who did your surgery first.
I will check on another option.
You need surgical evaluation.”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 13/12/2025

Never the less, I decided to try my luck at using my ultrasound to calculate my bladder volume. Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400. Close enough for government work.

Transverse view of my bladder, using handheld POC ultrasound.

Longitudinal view of my bladder, using handheld POC ultrasound.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 20/11/2025

Not my strongest work. But I challenge naysayers to attach tubing place a dressing one handed and get back to me.

An iv placed in the arm with a dressing that’s way too high.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 19/11/2025

I’m sure someone is mumbling to themselves that I didn’t need a mammogram and all this is a result of me forcing my male body into female spaces… but the radiologist concludes the read with a recommendation for yearly repeat mammograms.

Impression: No mammographic evidence of malignancy.
Final Assessment: Benign
BI-RADS Category: 2

Recommendations: Screening mammogram in one year.

For transgender women over the age of 40, undergoing hormone therapy for greater than 5 years and at average risk for breast cancer, the American College of radiology recommendations screening as a natal female.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 19/11/2025

Today's Visit You were seen on Tuesday November 18, 2025. The following issue was addressed: Male-to-female transgender person. (I had a mammogram.)

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 09/11/2025

I was really confused about what I was seeing on my patient’s chest X-ray and then I realized it was her bra hooks.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 02/11/2025

She said she didn’t feel respected and left. Mind you this was a “nurse leader” per her badge buddy. I ended up with a 20 in the AC. Not by her, mind you. She left me bleeding when she stormed off.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 22/10/2025

Sadly I’ll be seeing those again later today.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 14/10/2025

POV: you just mass transfused two coolers worth of product into an esophageal varicices patient.

A person holds an open can of miller light in their right hand.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 12/10/2025

This worked pretty well on my back molar.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 01/09/2025

Me, to the new resident: You don't order it? That is perverse! Don't tell anybody you don't own fucking give Geodon…. It's gonna be okay.

Jack Black in High Fidelity holding a package of Geodon.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 20/08/2025

POV: me begging the resident for 25mg of seroquel for my patient that just threatened to kill me.

Succession scene with Kendall saying “yeah, I can just do with a straightener.”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 19/08/2025

lol #usps really doing the most. Package was in town yesterday. Now it’s 600 miles away. Bang up job, usps.

Screenshot of a package for my 10 year old that was scheduled to be delivered today but is magically in North Carolina, a state in which I do not reside.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 01/08/2025

PSA: Continued hot weather conditions have increased snake sightings. It’s important that healthcare workers know what to be on the lookout for. Here are a few examples:

A four square meme showing three different venomous snakes. The fourth frame shows a text message that reads “can you work tonight?”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 20/07/2025

“Don’t chart all that, you’re charting too much. No one will ever read that except us (the nurses) and the lawyers.” —me

Meme macro image, white text box at the top, with a picture below of: a woman in scrubs, holding the computer mouse, pensively starring at a computer monitor.

The text box reads, “When you read your notes from the patient's perspective to find reasons to sue yourself”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 17/07/2025

It was cheaper in March. Damn inflation.

Ground Pork listed as Ground Bork at a local Kroger grocery store. $3.50 a pound, sold in a 2lb package for $7.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 14/07/2025

How your email finds me on a Monday morning after night 3 of 3.

Kendall Roy about to off himself in the pool

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 14/07/2025

this is who you're asking to be charge and take care of three icu patients...

Mona, a green puppet, from a Canadian children's show called Nanalan'

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 13/07/2025

Watching the apnea settings on the vent kick in when I forget to clamp my propofol tubing when changing my tubing.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 08/06/2025

There’s no way I’d convince a cop this wasn’t fentanyl.

A syringe full of phenylephrine sits in a car’s door pocket.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 03/05/2025

My google search history is totally normal. Not me googling dvt symptoms for my own damn self, knowing that I talk about dvt to my patients every freakin day

My search history, including searches for “how to make the underside of a deck waterproof, Yung Gravy, dvt symptoms, what is my ip, letterkenny, and mossimo”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 24/04/2025

HBD Joanna. I miss you, my friend. 😢 Another of my friends that died by suicide. :( Joanna Eden Carmel, 4/24/89 - 5/25/22

A screenshot of Joanna Carmel’s tweet, that says, “Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber.
When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the 6 remaining containers.”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 21/04/2025

Inspired by this tweet showing up in my memories

A screenshot of a tweet from Peter L Lu, MD, MS that shows a picture of a pager. The message on the pager reads “6:Please call Dr. Bell at your earliest convenience at (614) 486-8891.”

The tweet reads, “Umm so I got the page below. Called back and heard the lady yell
"ANYONE PAGE PETER FROM GI" and some people yelled back - but didn't sound like a nursing station. I asked her where she was at. She said Taco Bell. WHO DID THIS”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 17/04/2025

Me when a wasp-y blonde woman with a Starbucks in one hand tries to force her $90,000 suburban into my lane… and thinks I won’t put my shitbox through little Timmy’s door.

Jimmy aka Saul, commenting that the only way his Suzuki Swift is worth $500 is if a $300 sex worker is sitting inside.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 17/04/2025

I know it’s physically impossible but are we sure I’m not getting ready to start my period? Because these cravings are hitting like a mfer rn.

A grocery bag full of nerds gummy clusters, lemon drop candy, and pretzels

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