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Juno

@translunar.io
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Rocket scientist, biology PhD, carries tampons but doesn’t know how to use one

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Juno @translunar.io · 13/01/2026
My bestie @vicatto.bsky.social brought this vegan cheese whiz over and I think the fact that it’s not called “whizn’t” is a big miss.
Credo brand oat milk cheeze, cheddar style, which is vegan and gluten free.
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Juno @translunar.io · 23/11/2025
Fit check from Friday I forgot to post here, pretty proud of this one.
A white woman with brownish copper hair in a maroon thigh length body con dress with a thick black leather belt, with patterned tights and black leather heels. She’s standing with her hip popped out in a brightly lit room with a fig tree, gray purple walls, and red accents.
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Juno @translunar.io · 23/07/2025
Yesterday, I replaced the Tesla (the unit of magnetic field strength) with the Ohm (the unit of resistance). It’s my first time manufacturing an art project of my own design.
The front hood of a white electric vehicle. The Tesla badge has been replaced by a stylistically similar black Omega badge.The front hood of a dark-colored electric vehicle. The Tesla badge has been replaced by a stylistically similar red Omega badge.The read of a dark gray electric vehicle. The Tesla badge has been replaced by a stylistically similar red Omega badge.A collection of new red and black Omega badges in plastic.
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Juno @translunar.io · 16/06/2025
There are a lot of reasons it feels hard for me to visit South Carolina, but I’m not mad about the enormous raindrops and thunderstorm sound effects happening right now.
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Juno @translunar.io · 11/06/2025
Everything reminds me of her
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Juno @translunar.io · 05/06/2025
Y’all, I’ve been trying to attend my local (Alameda County, CA) Democratic Party meetings for months now. Today I showed up in person and it’s behind a locked gate at the local Teamsters. In the Zoom, they won’t admit you unless you’re a member. How does someone actually join this organization?
Alameda Teamsters 2010 hall behind a locked fences on a deserted road lined with “no parking” signs.
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Juno @translunar.io · 02/05/2025
I have once again come home to my roommates trying to do a principle components analysis on food (they’ve so far narrowed it down to all food items being either soup, cake, salad, or dumple; though I think a Nobel will go to the person who classifies banana successfully).
Whiteboard on a dinner table. Title: “The Banana Problem,” with a drawing of a banana. Four categories: soup (wet, homogeneous); salad (non-homogeneous); cake (dry, homogeneous); dumple (dry exterior, wet interior).
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Juno @translunar.io · 21/04/2025
Autocracy leaving heavily into the serif fonts
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Juno @translunar.io · 12/04/2025
Who knew that would work?
A campaign text from Ken Paxton, but I replied with “go fuck yourself,” to which the reply is “You have been unsubscribed.”
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Juno @translunar.io · 06/03/2025
Just in: Archimedes Banya solves Israel/Palestine conflict by excluding trans women www.sfexaminer.com/news/the-cit...
Jesus Flores, the spa’s operations manager, told The Examiner on Monday that the decision was made not to “discriminate against any trans women in our community,” but to provide Muslim and Orthodox Jewish women patronizing the spa i with space to bathe together that wouldn’t interfere with their religion’s rules in these areas.
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Juno @translunar.io · 26/02/2025
Someone vandalized my car while I was sleeping at my girlfriend’s house last night, and my only reactions are: I understand why they’re so angry, I am too; and also they’ve done absolutely nothing to hurt Elon but certainly scared this queer lady.
The rear of a Tesla Model 3 with California plates, an LGBTQ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 heart magnet, and “nazi” crudely painted in black.
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Juno @translunar.io · 22/02/2025
I'm spooning out the 🥄 memes today in support of civil servants. Rosie the Riveter comes from Richmond, California, and the all-hands-on-deck effort to fight fascism during World War II, so this seems a good re-use, particularly as DOGE tries to erase women from US government websites.
Rosie the Riveter is shown in a pop art style, flexing her bicep. Instead of the normal speech bubble, this one says, "We Have The Spoons To Save Democracy!" in approximately the same font and style as the original.
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Juno @translunar.io · 22/02/2025
Apparently federal workers have taken to responding to Elon's "fork in the road" email with 🥄 spoon emojis, the symbol of the resistance.
The distracted boyfriend meme. The boyfriend is labeled "civil servants" and is holding hands with his girlfriend, labeled "fork in the road." He is distracted by a spoon in the foreground in place of the girl in the red dress normally pictured.
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Juno @translunar.io · 20/02/2025
Got a tip that police were escorting people out of the Office of the Federal Register and/or the Government Publishing Office (same building) in DC at 2:30am with full trash bags. That can’t be good.
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Juno @translunar.io · 14/02/2025
Huh they forgot one
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Juno @translunar.io · 07/02/2025
“Fork in the road,” the subject of Elon’s emails to Twitter employees and civil servants, also art he once funded at Burning Man — clearly not a giant knife in the road because then people would actually have gotten the severance he promised.
Google image search for “burning man fork in the road musk” shows a bunch of pictures of the Black Rock Desert at the annual arts festival with a giant fork planted in the playa surface.
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Juno @translunar.io · 02/02/2025
Everyone is sharing this screenshot toda with nasty reacts. This is what polarization looks like — not being able to see yourself in the other side anymore. We should be grateful for folks who question things instead of believing blindly, because they are our best chance at reducing polarization.
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Juno @translunar.io · 27/01/2025
Instagram is apparently now advertising AI-generated quadriplegic sexy accounts to me. Thanks for not being ableist, I guess?
Suggested reels from Instagram with a voluptuous, eerily perfect looking woman wearing white bikini bottoms and a black low cut shirt, who also has no legs and no arms, sitting in a chair with snow in the background (for which she is not appropriately attired).
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Juno @translunar.io · 10/01/2025
Thinking of all of my friends in LA rn. It’s really terrible. An area larger than SF or Miami has burned. Sooo many people displaced :(
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Juno @translunar.io · 10/01/2025
Hundred and fifty dollar piercing whoopsie today, but at least I didn’t get a parking ticket
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Juno @translunar.io · 05/01/2025
wtf, Amazon started putting plastic in the recyclable paper mailers??? WHY.
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Juno @translunar.io · 01/01/2025
Never have I ever had a happier, more joyful New Year’s Eve
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Juno @translunar.io · 31/12/2024
Eyes only, but smiling
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Juno @translunar.io · 29/12/2024
Ad astra! #Astranis
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Juno @translunar.io · 19/12/2024
Come at me with your *unscented* shampoo and conditioner recs for bleached/dyed long hair. I seem to have developed a skin reaction to my existing routine.
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Juno @translunar.io · 16/12/2024
Our four satellites loaded on the Falcon 9 upper stage, prepped for launch sometime this week (if the weather improves enough for RRT-1 to get off the pad). LFG!!!
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Juno @translunar.io · 03/12/2024
Gluten-free lemon thyme noodles with oyster mushrooms I foraged with a friend over the weekend in Point Reyes.
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Juno @translunar.io · 02/12/2024
Did you see the banner?
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Juno @translunar.io · 02/12/2024
Omg the banner on this, it’s so good
Enron’s profile on blue sky. Its banner says “world’s leading company,” and nothing more. The first post is “we’re back. Can we talk?”
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Juno @translunar.io · 21/11/2024
I, too, felt wounded by the new rule, attack on my dignity that it is. And also, I admire her decision to center her constituents over herself. Anyone who has worked in politics knows how easy it is for an opponent to suck all the oxygen out of the air for the other important issues we care about.
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Juno @translunar.io · 18/11/2024
One of my coworkers has a fidget splitter for all-hands
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Juno @translunar.io · 07/11/2023
Pinterest removed one of my pins and then put it back all on their own. What is even happening
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Juno @translunar.io · 28/10/2023
Oh, but sweetie, I am on here
Goth girl with bright red and white braids and lots of facia piercings driving a bright green and very dusty tele-handler
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Juno @translunar.io · 07/07/2023
I has new bedroom
A wide angle shot of a bedroom with cream walls with a deep red accent wall, dark hardwood floors, a middle-eastern rug, a closet, and a bare mattress. The photograph is taken from atop a wooden piece of furniture, with the photographers legs in the shot. It is daytime and green leaves are visible out the window to the right, which is framed by the accent wall.
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Juno @translunar.io · 30/06/2023
Reskeet with a photo where you look vaguely menacing Me in an atlas f missile silo doin the eyes
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Juno @translunar.io · 18/05/2023
Hi, I’m trying to measure how gay I still am and I need your help to do it. Please respond with a photo of yourself.
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Juno @translunar.io · 12/05/2023
I have a cat named Rocket!
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Juno @translunar.io · 07/05/2023
Y’all. In light of recent restrictions on gender affirming care, my electrologist invented this electrolysis kit that you can DIY for <$100. Most trans women spend like $50K on hair removal over the course of transition. It’s called the TranSister Epilator. I’m SO impressed. Anyone wanna help?
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