no @transbitch.bsky.social · 29/09/20261/3 American Jews grieved when we learned that Sunkist Fruit Gems, the soft-but-sturdy candies we pelt kids with at Bar/t Mitzvahs, have been discontinued. Yesterday, we rejoiced when Sunkist reversed course. So naturally I wrote a Megillah in Biblical Hebrew recounting this miracle for posterity. 140
Reposted by noGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At long last, we will be allowed to fuck the penguins 2033135
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A דירה בתחתונים? Oh you mean Hashem's apartment in our underwear 100
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026genuinely really bummed about the Sukkot Nor’easter… really hope the whole thing, well, blows over 000
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026science side of t̶u̶m̶b̶l̶r̶ twitter, what's that smell you get after someone vacuums a carpet? 200
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026you: not tonight babe, i'm tired king david: i'm so tired of moaning. every night I go swimming in my bed 100
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026his favorite selicha is אָמְנָם כֵּןstatic.klipy.comCookie Monster's Cookie FrenzyALT: Cookie Monster's Cookie Frenzy 010
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026May our supplication rise in the evening… Please join me for Kol Nidre, the evening service for Yom Kippur, this Sunday (September 20) from 6-9:30 PM at the First Baptist Church in America (75 North Main St, Providence RI) May we all be sealed in the Book of Life, for good. 110
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Some of my favorite English words have the -èd suffix (though usually not written with the accent on the e) - blessèd - cursèd - belovèd - learnèd - markèd 160
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i hate how every time you go to type something nowadays a big “i’m an idiot” button pops up wherever you’re clicking asking you if you want a robot to hold your hand and write a basic email for you 020
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today's scripture 💘 וַיַּעַן טְשׁאַרְלִי בְּאָזְנֵי הָעָם לֵאמֹר הַאִם זֶה כּוֹלֵל אוֹ לֹא כּוֹלֵל חָמָס הַכְנוּפְיָה׃ וַיִקְרַא קוֹזָק הַצַייָד וַיֹאמֶר לוֹ גַדוֹל׃ עוֹד הֵם מְדַבְּרִים וַיַּעֲמֹד טַיְילֶר כְּצִפּוֹר בּוֹדֵד עַל־גָּג וְדָּרַךְ קַשְׁתֹּ֔ו׃ וַיַּךְ אֶת־טְשׁאַרְלִי בְּעָרְפּוֹ הַקָשֶׁה וַיָּמָת׃ עַל־כֵּן יֹאמְרוּ הַמֹּשְׁלִים הַלוֹא אֲנוּ טְשׁאַרְלִי קִירְק נֹשְׂאִים אֶת־הַ לֶהָבָה׃ 101
Reposted by noSun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 10/09/2026kirkin hard or charlie kirkin 115632
Reposted by nozooey @zooeykim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i love you providence rhode island greatest city in the world 082
Reposted by nofinrodsauronverynsfwprivatefolderdonotlook @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 29/05/2025one like, one work of art i like 32429
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026does anybody know wtf is up with “the quackery gazette,” hyper-local Providence satire rag that is largely generated by Claude? I’ve been getting ads about this thing 220
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026cute trans girl in the seat behind me reading manga. doesn’t want to acknowledge me (not that i’ve been trying to talk to her.) am i the only one who finds it adorable (if annoying) when young trans people resent being clocked & try to ignore fellow trans people (who they’ve obviously clocked too) 130
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Chabad rabbi who’s going to visit my gravely ill grandfather in the hospital today told me “Heaven is a lot like Rhode Island. It’s all about who you know.” 110
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026gay 9/11 didn’t really affect me that much day of, but weirdly i’ve gotten more emotional about it in the intervening days, reading retrospectives & memories of Dolly and Tim. This is the hardest celebrity death has hit me since David Lynch 030
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026help! i have the strong urge to write *gulp* literary fiction... *holds back tears* about trans suffering 140
Reposted by noThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for. 289217053499
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026dolly parton and tim curry on the same day.... are you fucking kidding me? why couldn't it have been a certain other 80 year old 020
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026gofund.me/5843570a6 please donate & share widely! my dear friend Rivers is facing some serious medical troubles that his insurance won’t pay to resolve. he needs your support.gofund.meDonate to Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health, organized by Rivers KatzHi, I’m Rivers. I am once again asking for community help as a disabled and und… Rivers Katz needs your support for Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health 110
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026🔴 never 🟡 probably not 🟢 yes 🩷 i actively want to move here why the fuck is Providence not on this map when it’s bigger than Salem, Shreveport, Columbia, Syracuse, Bridgeport? Piddly little Jackson has only 72% of Providence’s population. 120
Reposted by nono @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026gofund.me/5843570a6 please please donate if you can, my dear friend Rivers is having a serious medical emergency that his insurance doesn’t cover. i’m really scared for him & it would mean so much if we could get this coveredgofund.meDonate to Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health, organized by Rivers KatzHi, I’m Rivers. I am once again asking for community help as a disabled and und… Rivers Katz needs your support for Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health 022
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026gofund.me/5843570a6 please please donate if you can, my dear friend Rivers is having a serious medical emergency that his insurance doesn’t cover. i’m really scared for him & it would mean so much if we could get this coveredgofund.meDonate to Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health, organized by Rivers KatzHi, I’m Rivers. I am once again asking for community help as a disabled and und… Rivers Katz needs your support for Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health 022
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026there is no ethical way to consume harry potter slop in 2026. give it up, and read another book 030
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the king is in the field, i repeat, the king is in the field 010
no @transbitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026just successfully completed my first real playthrough of Shabbat. yeah, i was on easy mode, and i technically invalidated my run by interacting with a couple buttons on an alarm clock. also i skipped the mincha sidequest. but apart from that, perfect run. no electricity. feels good man 250