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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 20h
hoshana!
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1/3 American Jews grieved when we learned that Sunkist Fruit Gems, the soft-but-sturdy candies we pelt kids with at Bar/t Mitzvahs, have been discontinued. Yesterday, we rejoiced when Sunkist reversed course. So naturally I wrote a Megillah in Biblical Hebrew recounting this miracle for posterity.
Sunkist Fruit Gems, a delicious and colorful candy, individually wrapped in plastic, kosher and soft enough to safely throw at 13-year-olds in a house of worship
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At long last, we will be allowed to fuck the penguins
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A דירה בתחתונים? Oh you mean Hashem's apartment in our underwear
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
genuinely really bummed about the Sukkot Nor’easter… really hope the whole thing, well, blows over
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tonight!!
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
science side of t̶u̶m̶b̶l̶r̶ twitter, what's that smell you get after someone vacuums a carpet?
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you: not tonight babe, i'm tired king david: i'm so tired of moaning. every night I go swimming in my bed
From Talmud Bavli, Sanhedrin 107a 

Rav Yehuda says that Rav says: Even during the time of his illness he fulfilled the mitzva of conjugal rights for eighteen wives, as it is stated: “I am weary with my groaning; every night I speak in my bed; I melt away my couch with tears” (Psalms 6:7). Even when he was weary and groaning he still spoke in his bed, a euphemism for sexual intercourse.
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
his favorite selicha is אָמְנָם כֵּן
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Cookie Monster's Cookie Frenzy
ALT: Cookie Monster's Cookie Frenzy
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kol Nidre is peak cancel culture
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
May our supplication rise in the evening… Please join me for Kol Nidre, the evening service for Yom Kippur, this Sunday (September 20) from 6-9:30 PM at the First Baptist Church in America (75 North Main St, Providence RI) May we all be sealed in the Book of Life, for good.
Poster for a Kol Nidre service I'm leading this Sunday. It reads: 

בס״ד (with the help of heaven)

יעלה תחנונינו בערב (Ya'ale tachanuneinu me-erev, let our supplications rise in the evening)

Ocean State Havurah presents:
Kol Nidre
antizionist Yom Kippur service with Noraa Kaplan

Sunday 09.20.26 at 6 PM
First Baptist Church in America
Free. Please mask. All welcome

גמר חתימה טובה (G'mar chatima tova! May you be sealed for good!)
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
מִשֹּׁד עֲנִיִּים מֵאֶנְקַת אֶבְיוֹנִים עַתָּה אָקוּם
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some of my favorite English words have the -èd suffix (though usually not written with the accent on the e) - blessèd - cursèd - belovèd - learnèd - markèd
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thinking about the “flag” of Pawtucket
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
let this year and her blessings begin
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
let this year and her curses end
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i hate how every time you go to type something nowadays a big “i’m an idiot” button pops up wherever you’re clicking asking you if you want a robot to hold your hand and write a basic email for you
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today's scripture 💘 וַיַּעַן טְשׁאַרְלִי בְּאָזְנֵי הָעָם לֵאמֹר הַאִם זֶה כּוֹלֵל אוֹ לֹא כּוֹלֵל חָמָס הַכְנוּפְיָה׃ וַיִקְרַא קוֹזָק הַצַייָד וַיֹאמֶר לוֹ גַדוֹל׃ עוֹד הֵם מְדַבְּרִים וַיַּעֲמֹד טַיְילֶר כְּצִפּוֹר בּוֹדֵד עַל־גָּג וְדָּרַךְ קַשְׁתֹּ֔ו׃ וַיַּךְ אֶת־טְשׁאַרְלִי בְּעָרְפּוֹ הַקָשֶׁה וַיָּמָת׃ עַל־כֵּן יֹאמְרוּ הַמֹּשְׁלִים הַלוֹא אֲנוּ טְשׁאַרְלִי קִירְק נֹשְׂאִים אֶת־הַ לֶהָבָה׃
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
kirkin hard or charlie kirkin
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zooey @zooeykim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i love you providence rhode island greatest city in the world
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
eat shit Smiley
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finrodsauronverynsfwprivatefolderdonotlook @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
one like, one work of art i like
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
does anybody know wtf is up with “the quackery gazette,” hyper-local Providence satire rag that is largely generated by Claude? I’ve been getting ads about this thing
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Black bloc? Oh you mean tznius
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Masking in public? Oh you mean tznius
selfie with messy hair peeking out from tie dyed hat. pardon  the mess, it’s been a long day
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
cute trans girl in the seat behind me reading manga. doesn’t want to acknowledge me (not that i’ve been trying to talk to her.) am i the only one who finds it adorable (if annoying) when young trans people resent being clocked & try to ignore fellow trans people (who they’ve obviously clocked too)
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chabad rabbi who’s going to visit my gravely ill grandfather in the hospital today told me “Heaven is a lot like Rhode Island. It’s all about who you know.”
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
jews every elul
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
gay 9/11 didn’t really affect me that much day of, but weirdly i’ve gotten more emotional about it in the intervening days, reading retrospectives & memories of Dolly and Tim. This is the hardest celebrity death has hit me since David Lynch
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
והנה טוב מאד
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
help! i have the strong urge to write *gulp* literary fiction... *holds back tears* about trans suffering
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
having one of those days where religion is Not Helping
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dolly parton and tim curry on the same day.... are you fucking kidding me? why couldn't it have been a certain other 80 year old
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
gofund.me/5843570a6 please donate & share widely! my dear friend Rivers is facing some serious medical troubles that his insurance won’t pay to resolve. he needs your support.
gofund.me
Donate to Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health, organized by Rivers Katz
Hi, I’m Rivers. I am once again asking for community help as a disabled and und… Rivers Katz needs your support for Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🔴 never 🟡 probably not 🟢 yes 🩷 i actively want to move here why the fuck is Providence not on this map when it’s bigger than Salem, Shreveport, Columbia, Syracuse, Bridgeport? Piddly little Jackson has only 72% of Providence’s population.
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
gofund.me/5843570a6 please please donate if you can, my dear friend Rivers is having a serious medical emergency that his insurance doesn’t cover. i’m really scared for him & it would mean so much if we could get this covered
gofund.me
Donate to Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health, organized by Rivers Katz
Hi, I’m Rivers. I am once again asking for community help as a disabled and und… Rivers Katz needs your support for Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
challah cover alignment chart
Alignment chart for challah covers, the pieces of cloth used to cover challah before a Shabbat or festival meal. 

Lawful Good: Shabbat Kodesh ("holy Shabbat")
Lawful Neutral: Lichvod Shabbat ("in honor of Shabbat")
Lawful Evil: Hamotzi Lechem Min HaAretz ("who brings forth bread from the earth")

Neutral Good: Shabbat Shalom ("have a peaceful Shabbat")
True Neutral: just "Shabbat"
Neutral Evil: Shabbat veYom Tov ("Shabbat and also holidays") 

Chaotic Good: Shabbat Shalom (written in English characters)
Chaotic Neutral: Challah 
Chaotic Evil: Afikomen (i.e. cover for the final piece of matzah which gets hidden at the seder)
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
bezos ani boteyach
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
gofund.me/5843570a6 please please donate if you can, my dear friend Rivers is having a serious medical emergency that his insurance doesn’t cover. i’m really scared for him & it would mean so much if we could get this covered
gofund.me
Donate to Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health, organized by Rivers Katz
Hi, I’m Rivers. I am once again asking for community help as a disabled and und… Rivers Katz needs your support for Urgent Dental Surgery for Rivers' Health
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i am disabled; communicate with me
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
inside you there are two wolves
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
she did it again
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
massachusetts, mountain mama
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
my tits look good & that’s all that matters
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
but at least i still have music
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
there is no ethical way to consume harry potter slop in 2026. give it up, and read another book
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the king is in the field, i repeat, the king is in the field
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lys @bedsores.rest · 11/08/2026
tomorrow!
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no @transbitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
just successfully completed my first real playthrough of Shabbat. yeah, i was on easy mode, and i technically invalidated my run by interacting with a couple buttons on an alarm clock. also i skipped the mincha sidequest. but apart from that, perfect run. no electricity. feels good man
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