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elliott junkyard 🌱

@elliottjunkyard.northsky.social
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on hiatus. 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ (he/him/xe/xem) making zines, growing things, screaming about the fascists who run this joke of a country. fix your heart or die. buy my art here 💌 ko-fi.com/s/dcc28f448f

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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 30/07/2026
The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions by Larry Mitchell, illustrated by Ned Asta
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 19/07/2026
the "always has been" meme: astronaut 1 says "the point of AI is to take literacy away from the working class?", astronaut 2 says "always has been"
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 13/07/2026
RIP Sam Neil, everyone may remember you for Jurassic Park, but you'll always be Merlin and my first exposure to the King Arthur legend.
Sam Neil as Merlin in the 1998 tv miniseries. He has long beautiful hair and is wearing some kind of feathered coat.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
the you have died of dysentery screen from oregon trail
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
the oregon trail graphic of a ox pulling a cart that says you have died of dystentery
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 09/07/2026
tea4t4t who's with me? #oliveartclub 🏳️‍⚧️🫖
an illustration of a teabag with a tag that say T4T with 2 little hearts, it is surrounded by trans pride colored flowers. it was drawn by a human (me) with acrylic paint markers on recycled cardboard
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 25/06/2026
my take on the reflecting pool cocktail by @bartenderhemry.bsky.social. i didn't have any lime so i subbed in some tajin on the rim and replaced the rum with some seltzer. pretty damn good actually!! #reflectingpool
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 23/06/2026
her full name is peas louise her silly little nick names are: miss pea louie the pea peasles louiseles
peas louise, a grey tuxedo, is making serious muffins on an astrology print blanket. you can't see the string lights that are on, but they are casting a hot pink hue on everything .
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
happy solstice and pride from my horny carrots 🥕 #gardensky
Elliott's hand holding two medium sized carrots that grew twisted around each other like lovers in the deep dark soil
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 17/06/2026
when the person you decided to pledge loyalty to sounds like more of a fool by the second and you're regretting all your life choices
donald trump running his idiot mouth and marco rubio next to him with a thousand yard stare, seemingly regretting all of his life choices
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 16/06/2026
this guy was the love of my life, i wrote so much fanfic on it 😂😭
an lg android phone from the 2006ish that flipped open and had a full keyboard
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 10/06/2026
some real weirdos coming out of the woodwork to let everyone know they don't understand.....anything
"Human never needed to modify our foods, we drank milk without pasteurizing from a variety of animals for thousands of years. The food systems we have now, all created by evil elite powers that be, are complex & non-sensical enough to cause arguments re something as simple as drinking milk." - a skeet by dumb bitch lightliv.bsky.social
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 09/06/2026
they put the name of our mutual aid into the official council proclamation for pride month. 🌈🌈🌈
the pride progress flag flying beneath a pow/mia flag beneath an american flag
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 02/06/2026
First Crush: Chris In The Morning, I didn't know if I wanted to kiss him or be him. (Spoiler, it was both.) Egg cracked by Kate Moenig. Her love interest was played by Ian Somerhalder and that definitely awakened something in me. 😂
John Corbett as Chris Stevens from Northern Exposure. He has shoulder length hair, a scruffy beard and is wearing a blue denim jacket over a black turtleneck. He's bringing a real 90's beat poet energy.Kate Moenig as Jake on the Dawson's Creek spin off Young Americans. She is cis in the show, but masquerading as a guy because she's attending an all boys private school. Her outfit is very early 2000's skater-esque and comes off as the most trans masc thing you've ever seen viewed with 2020's eyes.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 01/06/2026
happy pride eve queers in my phone! don't forget to put milk and cookies out for freddie mercury and his cat children. 😘
freddie mercury holding up one of his orange cat children. the proudest father there ever was. a black and white photo of freddie mercury smooshing his cat's wittle face up against his own. the cat looks long suffering, but not annoyed, this is the price we pay for the beauty of being known and loved.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 30/05/2026
does anyone know where I can get this shirt? pride is coming up and i've got plans with the bestie 🥰
ash perez from the try guys wearing a charcoal grey shirt that says Pussy Boy in the AC/DC font, instead of Highway to Hell, its says Highway to Euphoria. There is a cat playing drums.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 26/05/2026
it's radish time baby! 🫜 #oliveartclub
a sketchbook page with a radish in the center, her beautiful lush leaves splayed proudly, in the right bottom corner os the twxt The Radish drawn in a stylized font
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 25/05/2026
just backyard things 🦋 #bloomscrolling #insects #native #polinators #nature
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 24/05/2026
all hands to Delaney Hall if you're in the Newark area, they need bodies and they need them NOW #newjersey #newark #hungerstrike #fuckice
GEO Group is actively trying to deport Martin, husband of kne of the organizers of the rally & vigil ourside, and advocates are attempting to physically block it until representatives can get there
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 24/05/2026
the spinchening continues! they're starting to bolt so i've probably got one or two more harvests left. 🌱🥗 #gardensky #bloomscrolling
Elliott's hand holding an easter basket filled with giant freshly harvested spinach leaves. In the background are his raised beds and containers.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 14/05/2026
let's fucking gooooooo
Buffy season 2 dvd title screen for Becoming Pt. 1. The graphics are spectacularly early 2000s.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 12/05/2026
behold! THE OLIVE #fuckai
a page from elliott's sketchbook: the medium is watercolor crayons, (aka "silky" crayons) the  subject is a pickled green olive stuffed with pimento. the olive is written at the top of the page in dark green text. the olive is depicted in what could be described as a impressionistic style.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 12/05/2026
managed to get to the library to print off april's zine club zine, these will be going out on friday 🤞🤞🤞 ko-fi.com/A6732BKX/shop
elliott's hand holding a quarter sized zine. the title is putting down roots: 2025 gardening adventures. the cover is a collage of washi tape with leaves, butterflies, and veggies. it is a variety of shades of green.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 12/05/2026
the drama queen herself
a grey cat hungrily eating her friskies shreddies off a white china plate
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 11/05/2026
the spinchening
a row of spinach with raindrops on the leaves
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 11/05/2026
Potatoes! 🥔
potatoes plants sprouting in a garbage can planter
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 11/05/2026
Sage!
A sage plant leafing out in a pot.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 09/05/2026
I haven't had Prime for a while so it's time to take the next step. The only thing I really depend on them for is my grandma's poise pads, but I can get those at Costco, I no longer care if they're a couple extra dollars. I'd rather give those dollars to Costco than Jeff Bezos.
A screenshot of an email confirming the closure of my Amazon account. Fuck you Jeff Bezos.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 02/05/2026
Day one and two of cleaning the bottles out of my backyard swamp. 🌱♻️
a small collection of dirt covered mostly intact glass bottles resting on a tree stumpa much larger collection of dirt covered green, brown and clear glass bottles resting on a tree stump in my backyard
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 01/05/2026
she's not the fanciest, but she works!
a black plastic trash can turned rain barrel underneath a drain spout
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 28/04/2026
without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
a panel from a hulk comic, the hulk is laying face down in a field of grass, the text bubbles say, "hulk will sleep now and maybe when hulk wakes up everything that made hulk tired will be changed!"
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 27/04/2026
her name is patty.
a child sized doll with dead eyes and a ratty looking outfit is partially obscured by a rolled up quilt in progress.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 24/04/2026
The Buffy server I'm in is doing a Clue watch-a-long and I gotta say we're having a great time 😂
two gif reactions from discord, the first one is the scene in Clue where everyone is behind Wadsworth as he opens the door, the bottom one is a gif from the Buffy episode Tabula Rasa where no one can remember who they are, they open the door to find a bunch of monsters and start screaming.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 23/04/2026
Day 973648 of me begging people to watch Leverage 😂
Leverage, Season 4, Episode 4: The Van Gogh Job. "On the trail of a lost Van Gogh, the team learns the painting was the center of a World War II love story between a black soldier and the white heiress he was forced to leave behind."
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 22/04/2026
lol its piss baby o'clock
the bluesky dev who doesn't know how to use a phone is caught in a blocklist i subscribe to called "AI abuser" as a result i have been blocked back because the ai dick riding on this website is real
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 20/04/2026
this is already me on many an occasion.
Tom Hanks in the 1990 comedy masterpiece Joe Vs. The Volcano. In this scene, Joe has been floating in the Pacific ocean for days after a shipwreck. The moon rises, She is huge and transplendant and Joe has a religious experience about it. His line, "Dear god, who's name I do not know -- Thank you for my life," is the single best part of the movie for me
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 18/04/2026
The fleeces from these sheep are in the back of my car and I am going to be paid to process and spin them. THE FIBER ARTIST DREAM!!
A beautiful sunny day with a farmhouse and trees in the background. In the middle distance are two sheep, a black one who is the mom and a white one who is a one year old baby. They have recently been sheered and are now somewhat skeptical about getting close to strange humans.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 18/04/2026
Today I got to pet some goats and chickens because a friend of mine is a farm manager and her ex-marine girlfriend taught all of us gays how to safely change a tire. 💪
a close up a brown and white mini goat staring into your soul with her weird satan eye balls
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 17/04/2026
i finally set up my solar garden lights yesterday 🌠 #gardensky
two of elliott's raised beds, they have magnetic solar lights illuminating the area around them
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 14/04/2026
If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.
An Ikea ad for a guillotine, but it's labelled "Democracy repair kit." A bargain at only $299.95 plus shipping and handling.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 12/04/2026
mine are doing great too! 🍅 #gardensky
a close up on a tray of tomato & basil seedlings in the front row is a pineapple pole tomato and a paul robeson tomato 🍅
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 11/04/2026
today's vibe 🤘🔥 #believesurvivors
a necklace made of plastic neon and black beads, the front of it has black beads with neon letters that read "kill your rapist"
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 11/04/2026
my aunt took me to see Alton Brown live last night as a belated birthday/christmas gift. 🍸🎉
the sign in front of the mayo performing arts center in morristown, nj. "An Evening of Alton Brown. Yonight at 7:30pm!"the theatre stage bathed in blue light before the show began. on the projector there is an image of Alton in a fancy suit sippong a martini. below it is his work desk with a fancy lamp.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 09/04/2026
potting up my weird little alien babies as late night therapy. 🌱🍓 #gardensky
a table covered in dirt, there are 7 3 inch square pots filled with potting soil and a weird little scruggly guy, this is a bareroot strawberry plant. the more you know.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 08/04/2026
or are you just telling the truth? 🤔
the meme "they hated Jesus because he told them the truth" with a group of jabronis saying shut up to the shadow of jesus
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 08/04/2026
i need to get up and turn off my string lights so i can go to bed but that would mean disturbing this good loaf, so...
elliott's cat, peas louise, a grey tuxedo, loafs partially on his body pillow, partially on his lap. her butt is towards the viewer. she has received many scritches this night
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 08/04/2026
When you can't wait to start gardening sometimes you gotta cover up your little babies to protect them from the cold snap. 🌱🥶 #gardensky
Elliott's raised bed strawberry patch covered up with a rainbow stripe quiltAnother raised bed covered up with a sheet and a garden container topped with leaf mulch
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 07/04/2026
Got boosted yesterday!! And boy howdy did it kick my ass last night. 🩹💉 😷 #covidisntover
elliott's shoulder with a small circular bandaid where he got his covid booster
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 06/04/2026
the final eggening!! 🥚🧅
four onion dyed easter eggs in a heart shaped ceramic bowl. two of the eggs are a deep burnt umber, the other two have a lighter mottled color from having onion skins and a parsley leaf pressed against them as they dyed
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @handle.invalid · 05/04/2026
the eggening commences!! 🥚🧅
a pot on a gas stove burner filled with onion skins, the eggs are buried beneath, getting their natural dye bath on
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