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Emma Evans

@trance.bsky.social
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 4h
One thing that really fucking aggravates me and will get you an instablock is straw manning my shit to manufacture your own personal outrage. Fuck off into the sun.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
fighting fascism is a full time job

Lower Decks
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
An LLM being tortured with hot pokers to it's feet, while C3P0 watches in horror.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
" and they can suffer"
suffering /sŭf′ər-ĭng, sŭf′rĭng/
noun
An instance of pain or distress.
The bearing of pain, inconvenience, or loss; pain endured; distress, loss, or injury incurred.
"sufferings by pain or sorrow; sufferings by want or by wrongs."
Misery resulting from affliction.
adjective
Being in pain or grief; having loss, injury, distress, etc.
Experiencing pain. syn.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition • More at Wordnik
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I also put this up, just swapped out another painting that I'm moving.
A small oil painting of a crow eating mcdonald's french fries from Ukraine
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The amount of effort and pain in the ass'edness it took to put up this wee shelf, which is put up with stickers no less, was staggering And I managed to knock over a full fucking soda onto my chair and floor BUT IT IS UP
A small black shelf holding Miniature skull by Famous Master Afonso Castillo Ceramic, skull with skeleton mother & baby Mexican Folk art day of the dead pottery
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't think I'll ever watch this video, because there's no way it could ever live up to the hilarity of just the thumbnail and title for me. I'm in tears 🤣
A video asking 'Could a Victorian Child Survive Taco Bell?' and the thumbnail is a presumable Victorian boy on one side, and a taco bell burrito on the other side.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Frank Grimes, or 'Grimey' as he liked to be called, admiring Homer's Grammy award.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey guys Live Leak is back
Hegseth says public can watch Fort Hood shooter's execution
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Darwin the chahoua gecko in his enclosure, on his bridge, looking at the camera like he knows you're doom scrolling and he'd really like you to take a break for some water. Maybe a bug or two.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 06/10/2026


ABC7 San Francisco
San Francisco home where Brian Egg's torso was found in fish tank up for auction, current bid at nearly $1 million

4 hours ago
By Luz Peña
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this heat is goddamned oppressive
Today
101°
73°
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Wed
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where's Darwin? 🦎
Darwin the chahoua gecko is somewhere in his enclosure, can you spot him
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3279 AD We have found these all over the Western world, but like the Roman dodecahedrons, we do not know what they were used for.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm going to delete the OG post so as to not spread misinformation and outrage bait. But here it is for preservation.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lisa Simpson with 2 cats, a halloween blanket and what is probably a pumpkin latte on the sofa

and the weather report and heat advisory for Southern CA

WHERE IT IS GOING TO BE FREAKING 100F 

FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Day of the Dead clock finally came This isn't where I'm going to keep it I don't think because it has the good life/good death wooden arch but I like it there until I can install it where I want it. I might keep it there anyway. Looooooove it The artist: www.instagram.com/gabbiecustom...
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Darwin the chahoua gecko sleeping in his hide, with his hand hanging out the side.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow. Eleven days. What a hero.


Page Six
Tom Brady made ‘desperate’ 11-day attempt to save Gisele Bündchen marriage before divorce

7 hours ago
By nicki gostin
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From Akron, OK I have questions
Bar None Cowboy Church listed on a map, north of Hwy 60
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is one of your better neighbors
A lot of tires, which is actually literally on fire. This is cattycorner to the listing. 

IT IS ACTIVELY BURNING ON GOOGLE MAPS
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hare after painting with blue slip prior to its 2nd firing to 1250 c
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pic of hare after its first firing in the kiln to 950 c and with a stain applied
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here is the hare being carved out of clay, being brought to life
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had my eye on a wild Celtic hare for several years now, and I was able to purchase him over the summer and he just arrived. Since each piece is handmade, I was able ask for pics of the process and the artist was more than happy to oblige me. more...
Blue hare sculpture in ceramic by Paul Szeiler.

The hare sculpture stands approximately 6 inches tall including the base.

The sculpture has been modelled in clay and then fired in an electric kiln to 1280 centigrade.

Made in the Scottish Highlands.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH indeed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH indeed.

Diane Duane
 @diane.dianeduane.com
· 1h
…Uh oh. 🫤

Olga Nesterova
 @onestpress.onestnetwork.com
· 6h
CNN: US is preparing a large-scale military operation against Yemen's Houthis in retaliation for their strikes on Saudi Arabia, with the Camp David meeting held to review Yemen strike options, shortly before Trump left for the White House.







K.B. Spangler
 @kbspangler.com
· 35m
Diane I just.







Diane Duane
 @diane.dianeduane.com
· 34s
(sigh) I know. 😞







Endless Screaming
 @infinitescream.bsky.social
· 34s
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MEANWHILE YOU CAN JUST GET A CAT THEY ARE AWESOME
Han, my cat, a white kitty with a black nose and a black head smudge...as a kitten.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyway, I'm checking out Palworld 1.0
screenshot of the beginning of Palworld a game I am new to and know little about actually. My character is an auburn haired waif with glowing eyes, looking like a handmaiden of Artemis
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wild wild shit. Not the only one spewing these same old propaganda points, including the conflation of Jewish people and Israel. Never mind almost every Jewish person I know condemns Israel for their ongoing genocide. Free Palestine.

Malcolm P. Johnson
@admiralmpj.bsky.social

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The people on the ground in Gaza are the ones putting kids at risk.

The people are called Hamas.

And you are supporting them for some reason, Ms. Rachel.

I can only assume it's because you've decided to hate Jews and see Israel be destroyed.

Pop Base
 @popbase.tv
· 22h
Ms. Rachel on losing partnerships and views for showing her support for Palestine:

“That doesn’t faze me because the kids gave me the platform. I’m going to stand with them no matter what. People on the ground in Gaza are risking their lives all the time to help kids. I can do it from Manhattan.”




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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Where's Darwin? 🦎
Darwin the chahoua gecko is once again hiding in his enclosure. Can you spot him? He's a sneaky boi.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Excessive Heat - Warning
from Wed, Sep 9, 8:00 AM PDT to Thu, Sep 10, 8:00 PM PDT

Alert details
What
Temperatures between 92 and 108 expected.
Where
Calabasas and Agoura Hills, Eastern San Fernando Valley, Eastern Santa Monica Mountains Recreational Area, Los Angeles County Beaches, Los Angeles County Inland Coast including Downtown Los Angeles, Los Angeles County San Gabriel Valley, Malibu Coast, Palos Verdes Hills, Western San Fernando Valley, and Western Santa Monica Mountains Recreational Area
When
For the Heat Advisory, until 8 AM PDT this morning. For the Extreme Heat Warning,
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
👩‍🚀💫
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Leia and Han as babies when first adopted from the mean streets of Palo Alto
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reaper claw machine meme

text: FUCK
         FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[the first one was for Dolly, and now...Tim Curry. Both their memories are such blessings to the world]
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Grim Reaper claw machine

No! No!!

Ever since Lindsey this thing has been on the fritz
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Blep
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"And after the spanking, the oral sex"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The channel seems to have AI slop in it, including ofc that side view, but the build is accurate and real. The video shows them doing the build. I didn't watch the video, I hate this fucking abuse shit.
7 of the family seated at a table, they all live in a modified school bus. 

No one looks happy. At all.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think the channel is AI slop that has the build video in it but yeah that is the build
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Anyone see the problem with this? The parents have a huge space...the children are in coffins.
A YouTube video showing a bus build for A FAMILY OF 10 with tiny bunks for the children to live in, 2 of which are in the parents 'room' to the side of their bed.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Okay this has me giggling like a fucking loon
THREAD

[removed by author]
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
these sure are all words

Adam22 Says Lena The Plug Went 'Over The Line' With Drake Dating Show
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Here's one of the most annoying to me things about blocks. I see a post someone RT'd. That person says stuff, quoting another post...that person is saying stuff quoting another post...and that one is blocked. See example: NOW HERE IS WHAT IS ANNOYING
 a post someone RT'd. That person says stuff, quoting another post...that person is saying stuff quoting another post...and that one is blocked.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
But me, I think he yawns and for the same reason sometimes we do...he's sleepy. :) No new Darwin pic, but I'll pull an old one so anyone new can see our official gecko of Bluesky
Darwin, the chahoua gecko, in his enclosure on top of his stump. His right hand is on his stick as he is looking at the camera. Green moss is in the stump behind him.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Damning with praise.

The Takeout
'They Were Better Than Arby's' - This Beloved Roast Beef Chain Peaked In The '80s. Now It's Down To 6 Locations

3 hours ago
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you give me the ability to draw on a map I'm gonna draw on the map
Slay the Spiral 2

I don't even know what I fuckin derw there
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I need to learn this for when it happens
a screenshot from a recorder song book, sheet music for John Williams, VICTORY CELEBRATION

Not as good as Yub Nub imo tho
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Futurama, The Scary Door

Man creates robot to do everything for him, son loves robot because it raised him
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Darwin the chahoua gecko NOT hiding in his enclosure. He's sitting on the rim of his big stump with his right hand on his stick.
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