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Christian D'Andrea

@trainisland.bsky.social
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@ForTheWin NFL writer. PFWA. Omnibibulous. formers @draftkings, @SBNation, @uproxx, @rushthecourt @anchorofgold Rhode Island cuisine expert. i use antlers in all of my decorating. Vanderbilt forever

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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
rib injury the previous drive, took a big hit
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
i have had long conversations with less sustained eye contact than Tua Tagovailoa gave Kyle Hamilton
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
i don't think we need to pump up Kyle Hamilton for intercepting a pass after three seconds of intense eye contact from Tua
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
alright that's enough Tua for 2026
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
Falcons gotta get way more yards, because if a 41-year-old Nick Folk tries a 60 yard field goal his kneecap is going to pop off like a pilot hitting eject in a dead spin
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
Michael Penix Jr. gets absolutely smoked and suddenly it's Tua Time with 19 seconds left in a tie game with no timeouts
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
if you're a cornerback left one on one against Derrick Henry at the goal line, your only recourse is prayer
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
did Mike Tirico say this was the first two-point conversion the Falcons have faced this season, despite seeing one earlier today, or did i mishear?
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
the Brewers season is gonna go on for at least one more game than the last one, so that's nice
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
phewwwwwwwww
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10h
holy moly Snoop Huntley
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 11h
this Xavier Watts pbu 😍😍😍
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 11h
you'll never see a better argument for the bare midriff
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 11h
Jake Matthews, fingertips away from glory
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 12h
so there's a second half up for grabs
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 13h
oh no Mandrews
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 13h
Michael Penix Jr's first pass of the game is so far behind Drake London that Nate Wiggins can't even intercept it
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 13h
one inning into the game
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 13h
hard to believe Bob Uecker is only 83 years old in this video
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 14h
oh MAN you don't see that from Jaxon Smith-Njigba often
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 14h
hey, let's talk about what Drake Maye is suddenly doing right (leaning into scrambles and play action to buy time rather than playing doofus-ball) ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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Drake Maye looks like his 2025 prime self. That's awful news for the AFC East.
Maye's elevating overlooked receivers again. That's a welcome change from the way he started 2026.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 15h
this play was a big dumb mess, but i don't see how it's grounding when the ball went forward and Luke Farrell isn't just in the vicinity, but also the guy who dives on the ball when it looks like a fumble
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 15h
genuinely scary to see Deebo Samuel collapse mid-run. looked like he was moving as they went to commercial. hope it's just something like blood sugar
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 15h
ooof, Brock Purdy. doesn't see the corner switching off on the out route, then throws the ball so far inside only the Seahawks can get to it
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 16h
hahaha Trevon Diggs tried to trash talk Mike Evans, so Evans gave him the "who are you?" so hard he had to check his jersey and goaded Diggs into a shove
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 16h
Dre Greenlaw headbutting Ernest Jones, who is NOT wearing a helmet, after hitting Sam Darnold late is some dirty pool (he got ejected for this)
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 16h
time to reflect on Jordan Love absolutely shredding the Bears downfield ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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The Packers' cathartic win over the Bears showed they aren't cooked yet
The run game is a mess. The special teams stink. But Jordan Love might be able to throw Green Bay beyond all that.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 17h
the end of Giants-Commanders was as gloriously stupid as anyone could have hoped
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 17h
Jordan Love on throws 25+ yards downfield vs the Bears: 6-7 258 yards 2 TDs 0 INT 158.3 passer rating
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 18h
hell yeah, we've entered doofus hours in Bears-Packers
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 18h
lol Jordan Love is just showing off now
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 18h
aw yeah, the Browns are back, baby
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 18h
hit Luther Burden right between the numbers on his back, but still
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 18h
oh hey, why is Case Keenum in the game for the Bea-- ah
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 18h
mannnnn Jordan Love is on one today
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 18h
Evan Williams jumps the route too early, but the refs pick up the flag because Tyson Bagent's pass is a full 3 yards behind him
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 19h
my goodness Drake Maye
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 19h
3rd-and-22 and Dillon Theineman gets over in coverage but never sees the ball. Christian Watson gets his second deep ball TD of the day
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 19h
J Michael Sturdivant hauls in his first NFL touchdown on third and long but, whoops, gets flagged for OPI after getting his hands on Jaylon Johnson's face
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 19h
Bears/Packers suffers a brief delay so a man in a suit can bring footballs back to the field
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 19h
"this is going to ruin the tour" "what tour?" "the redeem a sex pest tour"
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 20h
you guys wanna see a 14-second incompletion (made possible, in part, by a Packers hold)?
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 20h
MarShawn Lloyd runs over Jaylon Johnson, then hits him with the "too small"
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 20h
Tyson Bagent winging it into double-coverage because he knows the Packers can't blow a big lead if they don't take a big lead
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 20h
awwwww yeah, that's the Bears secondary we were promised
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 21h
the Packers alternates look cheap as hell
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 21h
why are we doing this to the good people of London
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 21h
no one is doing it like the Jags
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the SEC makes no sense but Vanderbilt gave up 42 points in the first half, so at least that part of nature is healing
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
and then I said "Vanderbilt needed to get this out of it's system for Jared Curtis to thrive"
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