tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 19hThe Super Bowl is on Valentine's Day next year? I can see absolutely no flaws with this plan. Do you want to fight for a table at brunch or get the easiest dinner reservation possible at the place with a 2 month waiting list? No they don't have TVs. 020
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"The Internet Was a Mistake" tonight's edition: my kids wanted to argue with me that the Balloon D'or was the most important trophy in soccer after the World Cup. 200
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Here's my home river, the Manhan which flows into the Oxbow/CT River not far from where this pic was taken at Arcadia Wildlife Sanctuary. One of the best places on Earth and I've had a beaver slap its tail at me right in this exact spot. 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 10/09/2026www.youtube.com/shorts/kQgI1...youtube.com'OH NO. DISASTER. WHAT A BAD IDEA' 🤣🍿 #cfb #usc #maryland #hornets #bigtenYouTube video by CFB ON FOX 010
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Total comedy perfection www.instagram.com/reel/DZ5cZSA... 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I love Ashley Sanchez - skins a defender to get to the end line, dribbles toward the post and then absolutely blasts the keeper in the face with a shot. 000
Reposted by @tragicarpetride.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL 913951732
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Begin the thawing of Julian Green! 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Which number Doctor Who was Anthony Gordon? 000
Reposted by @tragicarpetride.bsky.socialFlyersGoalScoredBy @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I am an advanced hater and have no problem seeing either of these teams lose. I am an omni-directional hater. 13513
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Sitting in a diner and getting your coffee constantly refilled for free so it's always hot even though the quality is passable at best. Good coffee is still available, but sometimes this is what you need to toss down alongside some basic eggs, meat, potatoes and toast. 010
Reposted by @tragicarpetride.bsky.socialtragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I got this from King Kaufman years ago (on Salon? not his original thought, but he promoted it): the most important goal in soccer is the 2nd goal. I checked results for the 2026 WC & here's the record for the team scoring second: 39W - 15D - 7L (and 18 games with 1 goal or fewer). Score 2nd 001
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I got this from King Kaufman years ago (on Salon? not his original thought, but he promoted it): the most important goal in soccer is the 2nd goal. I checked results for the 2026 WC & here's the record for the team scoring second: 39W - 15D - 7L (and 18 games with 1 goal or fewer). Score 2nd 001
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Mexico fans still doing the shitty, homophobic goal kick chant, fuck that I hope they lose by 50 goals 010
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I'm sorry none of these are the names of real people. My Keaton Wagler My Brayden Burries NBA Draft Insiders Got Nothing on Furries 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 22/06/2026[Jonathan Richman voice] I'll be together with you 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Given the way small nations are performing at this World Cup, I'd rather watch Tuvalu give it a shot over these lifeless, stilted performances by Tunisia or Türkiye who should both be pre-eliminated from the 2030 WC. 110
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My introduction to the Jason Bateman experience: 110
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I grabbed this screencap from a game featuring Uzbekistan back around 2015 or so and I hope this guy made it to watch the game tonight. 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Logo for a major Peruvian political party or a medium-sized fruit distributor? 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Gonna print out my entire timeline so I can read it during an extended bathroom break. 010
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Is this Ducks - Golden Knights matchup the ugliest color combination in the history of playoff sports? We get some dumb regular season stunts, but this feels like two teams sponsored by generic snack brands facing off. 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Huge day for countries undergoing turmoil in the 90s qualifying for the World Cup: Iraq, Congo DR, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Czechia. If Kosovo had earned independence earlier, maybe they would have beat Türkiye. 010
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Why is the picture quality of the YouTube stream of this @bostonfleet.com @thepwhl.com game clearly better than the broadcast on Spectrum's TV channel? 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Worth noting that the US goal was scored with McDavid, MacKinnon and Makar on the ice for Canada. McDavid didn't get back fast enough to take away the pass to Hughes. 100
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 17/02/2026One year Paul Rudd was in our fantasy baseball league. He drafted a lot of Royals and did poorly. I believe I also bought him a pack of Parliaments during the draft. And Brooke Shields came to my non-profit's event fundraiser. 021
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Far too many worthy contenders but this one feels like the exact right amount of on-the-nose: youtu.be/eWzIlCJAw-o?...youtu.beSonic Youth - Youth Against FascismYouTube video by SonicYouthVEVO 110
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Somebody send Clay the full explainer here (which is an absolute S-tier piece of work that was an education and appreciation unto itself): bsky.app/profile/beck... 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Apropos of everything/nothing, this is hilarious: youtu.be/bI3JY6ySKeI?...youtu.bePlease Don't Destroy - Bad Bunny Is Shrek - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I didn't heed the warning of this @barryp.bsky.social piece and now I've recreated some of these conditions in my own home defector.com/i-have-creat...defector.comI Have Created A Turkey Fiend | DefectorLast week, I owned a cat. Today, I own a turkey fiend. 010
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 15/12/2025If you've never watched this, I can't implore you to do so any more forcefully. It comes from a different time (2016) but is equal parts funny and poignant and completely embodies a world I want to live in forever. youtu.be/PXTl88_H4tg?...youtu.beJoe Pera Helps You Find the Perfect Christmas Tree (2016)YouTube video by Joe Pera 120
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Listening to a podcast (or anything else) at 1.5x or 2x is like putting a 33rpm record on 45rpm. Sure you can listen to more in less time, but you’re getting it in a warped way just so you can check the “assignment completed” box. 000
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 21/11/2025He's going to score 1,000 goals 010
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 16/11/2025For one glorious moment before the Jags just scored 030
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Up to 47 yards but Boise St just had the 2nd longest completion of the game wiped out by a holding penalty and now SDSU has the ball up 10 with no incentive to throw. 100
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I get it, we all have lives to live and work to do. But if you think sleeping is better than being conscious and getting to revel in these collective experiences, then we have a disconnect I don't think it's possible to bridge. 010
tragicarpetride.bsky.social @tragicarpetride.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I lived through the Red Sox 2003-2004 nexus and was overjoyed to reach the top of the mountain, but it also kind of killed my investment in the game (and trading Betts salted the earth). So I totally understand the Mariners fan mindset right now but if they win this and the WS it all changes. 010
