丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If the MCU does an A X E crossover event I’m gonna need Chloé Zhao on the MOTHERFUCKIN payroll 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ugh I’m so sick of wegovy shots what I really need is a 58ft broad fish tapeworm snakeing up in my guts 001
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The reason bald and the beautiful works is because, unlike normal conversations that have subtle dips and pauses in focus, they have none. They are endlessly engaging. There are like no moments your eyes don’t want to be fixed to the screen, just watching them have a friend-to-friend conversation. 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My most boomer opinion is that I not only want physical menus rather than QR codes, I also want the option to check in at the doctor or hospital on PHYSICAL👏 PAPER👏 No more mandatorily checking in on my phone unless I’m doing it ahead of time. I want the option to get the clipboard 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I couldn’t have survived in any other time period I fucking love the microwave too much 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think only really creative people can be psychics because predicting possible futures takes a lot of creativity to do. Our brain’s ability to take data and extrapolate new meaning from it is the whole concept of creativity 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reeve Carney sings like Minnie Driver doing Peter Cetera 🙄 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They made a Rick and Morty spinoff about President Curtis? 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m getting so existential thinking about factorials… what do you mean there are more possible combinations a standard deck of cards can take as there are atoms in the fucking Milky Way 001
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He’ll cosplay having bad teeth and bad hair but god forbid he doesn’t show you his abs and his armpits cuz he knows that is the real talent 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mr. Fantasy is KJ Apa’s attempt at being interesting by “going ugly” but he still takes that shirt off all the time cuz he can’t look in the mirror and not want to fuck himself for even a split second 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Has anyone ever tried to film a movie as one shot? I feel like that would immediately make you feel like you’re in the movie. No cuts just perfectly choreographed for an hour and a half. Like a live performance almost 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mojang was so fucking smart to encourage modding for Minecraft. They leaned into customizing and that’s what’s given them the longevity for an honestly sometimes boring game. They chose the path of art 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Next Minecraft immersiveness update needs to be that XP actually glows a little bit and the more of them around the more actual light they produce. I think how they are now they blend into the background as flat colors and they would feel a lot more special and realistic if they gave off a lil light 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 20/09/2026High watching Love on the Spectrum dry heaving. My shirt is WET with tears 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Poorna Jagannathan is exactly who she thinks she is my gawd what a womanstatic.klipy.comJennifer Coolidge Oh MotherALT: Jennifer Coolidge Oh Mother 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I know it won’t happen but if Beyoncé does Chicken Shop Date I literally don’t know what I will do 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Both eyes slammed SHUT so I can make full contact with the bush and not get a hair in them 110
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I haven’t j***** o** in a week and I just shot up to my TEN FOOT CEILING 011
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They should invent a Mac and cheese that doesn’t fill the microwave with its impotent seed 020
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My Immortal is the only H***y P****r media I’ve ever meaningfully consumed and I think that’s the way it should be. That should be the only thing anyone engages with anymore. The only case of the art truly overpowering the original subject. 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Like I’m not paying rent for a fucking cheap ass looking wooden box bitch. When I saw the price I was like “Oh! I bet it comes with all the albums in it!” NOPE just fucking green felt 110