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@traceexile.bsky.social
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the MCU does an A X E crossover event I’m gonna need Chloé Zhao on the MOTHERFUCKIN payroll
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ugh I’m so sick of wegovy shots what I really need is a 58ft broad fish tapeworm snakeing up in my guts
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Humanity is evolving to being bisexual
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The reason bald and the beautiful works is because, unlike normal conversations that have subtle dips and pauses in focus, they have none. They are endlessly engaging. There are like no moments your eyes don’t want to be fixed to the screen, just watching them have a friend-to-friend conversation.
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone in Ghost is so fucking sexy
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My most boomer opinion is that I not only want physical menus rather than QR codes, I also want the option to check in at the doctor or hospital on PHYSICAL👏 PAPER👏 No more mandatorily checking in on my phone unless I’m doing it ahead of time. I want the option to get the clipboard
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I couldn’t have survived in any other time period I fucking love the microwave too much
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think only really creative people can be psychics because predicting possible futures takes a lot of creativity to do. Our brain’s ability to take data and extrapolate new meaning from it is the whole concept of creativity
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Need jacqueszewhipper desperately
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reeve Carney sings like Minnie Driver doing Peter Cetera 🙄
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They made a Rick and Morty spinoff about President Curtis?
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m getting so existential thinking about factorials… what do you mean there are more possible combinations a standard deck of cards can take as there are atoms in the fucking Milky Way
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’ll cosplay having bad teeth and bad hair but god forbid he doesn’t show you his abs and his armpits cuz he knows that is the real talent
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mr. Fantasy is KJ Apa’s attempt at being interesting by “going ugly” but he still takes that shirt off all the time cuz he can’t look in the mirror and not want to fuck himself for even a split second
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Has anyone ever tried to film a movie as one shot? I feel like that would immediately make you feel like you’re in the movie. No cuts just perfectly choreographed for an hour and a half. Like a live performance almost
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mojang was so fucking smart to encourage modding for Minecraft. They leaned into customizing and that’s what’s given them the longevity for an honestly sometimes boring game. They chose the path of art
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Next Minecraft immersiveness update needs to be that XP actually glows a little bit and the more of them around the more actual light they produce. I think how they are now they blend into the background as flat colors and they would feel a lot more special and realistic if they gave off a lil light
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
High watching Love on the Spectrum dry heaving. My shirt is WET with tears
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Get Him to The Fenugreek
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Poorna Jagannathan is exactly who she thinks she is my gawd what a woman
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Jennifer Coolidge Oh Mother
ALT: Jennifer Coolidge Oh Mother
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cracker Barrel apple tea is fucking incredible btw
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Paige Halliwell:
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Katt Williams is so goddamned funny
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This woman is a damn train wreck
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#NW
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it won’t happen but if Beyoncé does Chicken Shop Date I literally don’t know what I will do
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dylan O’Brien is aging so sexily
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@jimmyoutsold.bsky.social :
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bisexual John Stewart oh we won
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Plankton in Sponge’s body talking to Squidward:
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I haven’t j***** o** in a week and I just shot up to my TEN FOOT CEILING
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love when women are perverts
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sun shining, POURING rain, one hundred degrees
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LOVING LIFE 👍🏻
ONE HUNDRED DEGREES AND RAINING
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They should invent a Mac and cheese that doesn’t fill the microwave with its impotent seed
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My Immortal is the only H***y P****r media I’ve ever meaningfully consumed and I think that’s the way it should be. That should be the only thing anyone engages with anymore. The only case of the art truly overpowering the original subject.
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And ofc they sold out immediately #yallapartofthatladybeehive?
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did anyone else grow up pronouncing Vienna sausages as “vee-annie” sausages or was that a “my hillbilly ass family” original
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This show is actually so dope and I think Hailee Steinfeld is a genius
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A thousand dollars for a wooden box she’s out of her fucking gourd
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watching Hawkeye for the first time… thank GOD we don’t live in one of the universes where Rogers the Musical exists
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🚨 FAMILY MEETING 🚨 “Drew Afualo is misogynistic” “Rocky Horror is transphobic” “Dolly Parton was evil” “I don’t care about queer history” Y’all the psyops are fucking working what are we gonna do.
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Men are being mean to Vin Diesel about him singing to Dolly oh I’m about to whoop some fucking asses
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It actually really wasn’t bad. Them biscuits hit just like old times and they have REALLY good watermelon lemonade
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Eating Red Lobster for the first time time in over a decade. Will report back
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is one of the funniest sketches they’ve ever fucking had on this show youtu.be/VL7K1ZdNpRw?...
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Wedding Tradition - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Someone check on Miss Piggy
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丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My god the whole fucking world is upset. We ain’t seen loss like this since Betty White
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