丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If the MCU does an A X E crossover event I’m gonna need Chloé Zhao on the MOTHERFUCKIN payroll 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ugh I’m so sick of wegovy shots what I really need is a 58ft broad fish tapeworm snakeing up in my guts 001
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The reason bald and the beautiful works is because, unlike normal conversations that have subtle dips and pauses in focus, they have none. They are endlessly engaging. There are like no moments your eyes don’t want to be fixed to the screen, just watching them have a friend-to-friend conversation. 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My most boomer opinion is that I not only want physical menus rather than QR codes, I also want the option to check in at the doctor or hospital on PHYSICAL👏 PAPER👏 No more mandatorily checking in on my phone unless I’m doing it ahead of time. I want the option to get the clipboard 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I couldn’t have survived in any other time period I fucking love the microwave too much 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think only really creative people can be psychics because predicting possible futures takes a lot of creativity to do. Our brain’s ability to take data and extrapolate new meaning from it is the whole concept of creativity 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reeve Carney sings like Minnie Driver doing Peter Cetera 🙄 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They made a Rick and Morty spinoff about President Curtis? 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m getting so existential thinking about factorials… what do you mean there are more possible combinations a standard deck of cards can take as there are atoms in the fucking Milky Way 001
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He’ll cosplay having bad teeth and bad hair but god forbid he doesn’t show you his abs and his armpits cuz he knows that is the real talent 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mr. Fantasy is KJ Apa’s attempt at being interesting by “going ugly” but he still takes that shirt off all the time cuz he can’t look in the mirror and not want to fuck himself for even a split second 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Has anyone ever tried to film a movie as one shot? I feel like that would immediately make you feel like you’re in the movie. No cuts just perfectly choreographed for an hour and a half. Like a live performance almost 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mojang was so fucking smart to encourage modding for Minecraft. They leaned into customizing and that’s what’s given them the longevity for an honestly sometimes boring game. They chose the path of art 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Next Minecraft immersiveness update needs to be that XP actually glows a little bit and the more of them around the more actual light they produce. I think how they are now they blend into the background as flat colors and they would feel a lot more special and realistic if they gave off a lil light 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 20/09/2026High watching Love on the Spectrum dry heaving. My shirt is WET with tears 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Poorna Jagannathan is exactly who she thinks she is my gawd what a womanstatic.klipy.comJennifer Coolidge Oh MotherALT: Jennifer Coolidge Oh Mother 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I know it won’t happen but if Beyoncé does Chicken Shop Date I literally don’t know what I will do 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I haven’t j***** o** in a week and I just shot up to my TEN FOOT CEILING 011
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They should invent a Mac and cheese that doesn’t fill the microwave with its impotent seed 020
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My Immortal is the only H***y P****r media I’ve ever meaningfully consumed and I think that’s the way it should be. That should be the only thing anyone engages with anymore. The only case of the art truly overpowering the original subject. 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026And ofc they sold out immediately #yallapartofthatladybeehive? 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Did anyone else grow up pronouncing Vienna sausages as “vee-annie” sausages or was that a “my hillbilly ass family” original 120
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This show is actually so dope and I think Hailee Steinfeld is a genius 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A thousand dollars for a wooden box she’s out of her fucking gourd 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Watching Hawkeye for the first time… thank GOD we don’t live in one of the universes where Rogers the Musical exists 020
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026🚨 FAMILY MEETING 🚨 “Drew Afualo is misogynistic” “Rocky Horror is transphobic” “Dolly Parton was evil” “I don’t care about queer history” Y’all the psyops are fucking working what are we gonna do. 020
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Men are being mean to Vin Diesel about him singing to Dolly oh I’m about to whoop some fucking asses 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It actually really wasn’t bad. Them biscuits hit just like old times and they have REALLY good watermelon lemonade 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Eating Red Lobster for the first time time in over a decade. Will report back 010
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is one of the funniest sketches they’ve ever fucking had on this show youtu.be/VL7K1ZdNpRw?...youtu.beWedding Tradition - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 000
丅𝐑Δᑕⓔ @traceexile.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My god the whole fucking world is upset. We ain’t seen loss like this since Betty White 010