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TProphet

@tprophet.org
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Founder of @queercon @telechallenge @flyawardcat. Writer @2600, @tribeofhackers. Every day, my life continues to amaze me. 我是同性恋# 🏳️‍🌈 Opinions are my own.

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TProphet @tprophet.org · 01/10/2026
gonna give my brokerage account to AI
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 26/09/2026
Meanwhile in Canada
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 26/09/2026
I can't believe this is real. It actually was.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 23/09/2026
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 21/09/2026
Someone apparently told Trump that Canada has leverage.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 09/09/2026
OK, so what is this, and how does it work specifically? What 4th Amendment protections apply? Is it FinCEN? Or is it something they mashed up with Palantir and commercial databases? Both? Presumably with no warrants, or maybe, um, a general warrant?
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 05/09/2026
FUCK no! I assume this is a phishing attempt, but if it's not Google has completely lost the plot
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 03/09/2026
I resemble this remark. yourbrainonmoney.substack.com/p/i-make-goo...
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 28/08/2026
Trump's economic policies are stealing my retirement.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 19/08/2026
In an infographic? OK fine:
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 18/08/2026
If all of a sudden you're seeing signs pop up for something called "Vision Zero" and a "Twenty Is Plenty" campaign to lower speed limits to 20 miles per hour, you should know who's behind it.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 15/08/2026
Unfortunately I'm stuck in the BorIngland office cleaning up after the data breach. And I'd say hi, but you haven't called.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 14/08/2026
This mysterious newsletter showed up at @hope.net
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 14/08/2026
Are you at @hope.net? Help us spread the word! cc @2600.com
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 01/08/2026
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 27/07/2026
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 21/06/2026
The manure pile at Kelsey Creek Farm in Bellevue, Washington has been inspired by the other Washington and has formed a reflecting pool.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 16/06/2026
So, a resort fee?
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 13/06/2026
Trump just ratfucked the Anthropic IPO.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 29/05/2026
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 27/05/2026
Jimbo Meydenbauer Meowser The First approves!
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 26/05/2026
At some point, the economy needs to work for the people who are living in it.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 20/05/2026
I don't work for Meta, but I just got this text and apparently they're laying me off.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 16/05/2026
Planning mischief
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 24/04/2026
It was a lovely day in Bishkek.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 10/04/2026
GenZ hates the idea of career stability and fair pay. They really don't want to plan their lives. You all believe this, right? ...right?
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 10/04/2026
This just about sums it up. Democrats don't want to govern. They like being the opposition, whining and raising money on it. It's a great gig if you can get it. That's why I have stopped giving them money.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 02/04/2026
The cloud is someone else's computer.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 29/03/2026
Meanwhile in the Republic of Slowjamastan, a protest against saltine crackers was held.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 28/03/2026
We have to cover both sides WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 28/03/2026
I posted this November 6, 2024.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 26/03/2026
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 24/03/2026
THANK YOU DONALD J. TRUMP 🥰🥰🥰
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 10/03/2026
I'm sure that the face scan requested will totally be deleted and not used for any form of real name registration by Palantir.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 08/03/2026
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 04/03/2026
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 03/03/2026
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 22/02/2026
WestJet noping right the hell out of going to Puerto Vallarta
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 21/02/2026
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 15/02/2026
This is totally normal in a healthy democracy.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 09/02/2026
This sure didn't take long
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 30/01/2026
So, the government can shoot you in the back 10 times if you break a car's tail light and raise your voice to the secret police? Is that what we are now?
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 26/01/2026
We have to be OK with mass shootings so that ICE can show up and shoot your kids in school. This country is garbage and nobody should have to live this way.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 24/01/2026
It's sure a good thing that Republicans cut children's healthcare to pay for this
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 21/01/2026
Oh, a Kavanaugh stop.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 16/01/2026
I lived in China, a Communist country, for 3 years. When you protest against the government, this is exactly what happens. The government goes to your employer and tells them to fire you. You get frozen out and blackballed. The United States is just another dictatorship now.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 12/01/2026
Let's fly him to Venezuela, then. Permanently. He should really be running Venezuela from Caracas.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 18/11/2025
I used to not have to worry about money at all and this is no longer true.
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 17/11/2025
"A recent case of severed heads" is one way to describe safety, ChatGPT
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TProphet @tprophet.org · 05/11/2025
If they're going to call affordable housing and childcare Communism, could we copy China and get high speed trains along with it too?
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