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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

what's up blues guy, it's been a minute. season 2 of my podcast just dropped and we have BLOCKBUSTER guest @brettpain.bsky.social on the program to talk LEGENDS OF THE FALL (1995... technically) find it here WORLDWIDE 95tolife.libsyn.com/one-stab-kno...

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Miyazaki should poop out one more short called “what if a pachinko machine were real life (in France for some reason)”

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Two of my former creative partners —Mike Strenk (Bored 2 Life, Mad Minds) and the Weirdster (former AIW Tag Team Champions the Weird World)— come on my humble lil movie podcast to talk CONGO (1995). It’s a doozy, find out HERE 95tolife.libsyn.com/you-know-how...

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Muted a thread cuz it’s my fuggin birthdayyyyyyyyy Free Palestine WORLDWIDE

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

israel sucks butt (unsexily, without the world's consent)

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Listening to people on NPR die inside a bit more each time they have to say it is kinda nice with it though

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

finally watching season 4 of Righteous Gemstones and can't get over how civil war Bradley Cooper is just a WASPy Felix Biederman

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Gym for nerds/weebs/punx. Good music blasting, righteous murals, personal trainers on staff with a focus on trans physique sculpting, code of conduct to be signed by members, limited hours where tripods are allowed, action movies and anime on the TVs, maybe a tanning bed or two

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Jackie Vecchitto @jackiev.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

the prince of all sickos!!!

Vegeta Sickos meme saying: "YES...HA HA HA...YES!" from his lil Saiyan pod

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Aaron Melnick from Integrity/Inmates/In Cold Blood fame comes on the show to talk JOHNNY MNEMONIC (1995). Aaron published a sci-fi novel called Bringing Out The Beast a few years ago so it only made sense. SNATCH BACK YOUR BRAIN, ZOMBIES! 95tolife.libsyn.com/dolph-lundgr...

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

some pro wrestlers have Stands if you think about it (managers)

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

1 hour back on Twitter has me doing horrific math in my head, it’s truly not for me anymore and that sucks

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

As a never-confirmed Catholic and occasional Milwaukee resident and visitor who’s had days of my life stolen from me by the Skyway construction in the 00s this is terrible. It’s hell. Hell on earth. Bet he’s gonna construct a bed that’s a horn in the popemobile so he can lay on the thing GAH

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Naruto grows up disrespected by everyone so he decides he’s gonna become chief of police. Half the dogs in Hidden Leaf village are on borrowed time thanks to shurikens. SAD!

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

if the election happened again tomorrow and no one changed anything they said I still wouldn't vote for kamala harris lol

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

guy who wears pants made out of elephant assholes: I put my pants on one butthole at a time, same as anyone else

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

just told my one cat "you're like if a prairie dog were satan"

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Do you think Kanye ever pulled Big Sean aside and said “hey man ‘I don’t fuck with you’ is great but you know what else rhymes with ‘you’?…”

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

*a 20-story tall bipedal canine howls and gesticulates wildly while raising its paw-hands to the sky* “Dogzilla’s got that Gawd in him!”

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

featuring a run-in from Dusty Rhodes portraying Tony Scott pitching Crimson Tide (1995)

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

NEW EPISODE. Crimson Tide (1995) w/Heat Death Of The Universe LISTEN HERE, LITTLE DUCKS podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9...

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Danzegg be like "am I woman? I need to knowwwww"

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

The American Experiment is ending and thank god because: bad result! Don’t do any of that again, World!

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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Pere Ubu was who Talking Heads claimed to be, fuck New York! RIP Dave Thomas!

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

for 13 (some would say 35, but I spent 13) bucks I have now inhaled $50 worth of Chipotle-styled burritos. I have leftovers. cooking at home rocks

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

when and how will Stancil succumb to being a dumb bitch, and will there be a tombstone to desecrate or will next of kin have to be mocked

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

everyone needs to understand that Luffy isn't asexual, he's volcel. once he becomes King Of The Pirates he's fucking everyone he ignored the first time around. that's what's after the end of his dream

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

so between the football trophy and the Pope, JD Vance must never be given the nuclear football

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

how has no one jammed a frozen hot dog up will stancil's ass yet

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

RIP friend 🐙 I will treasure the 3 days we had together

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I think I might be some kinda gluten intolerant

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

am I hallucinating that Bug Mane appeared on a non-IHOB episode of doughboys about Rocky Rococco's

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

guest no-showed so here's some asmr potato chip eating while watching most of the movie at 2x speed 95tolife.libsyn.com/april-fools-...

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

why has no one brought up the vice president in the Devil May Cry netflix show being slutty Dark Brandon

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

*trying to get amped to wake up and be awake* ALRIGHT LETS GET SOME SHIT UP MY ASS (eat food)

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

what if our bones are made of sperm and our guts are made of puusy

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

a lite beer is a lite beer across the board, that's a microdose of alcohol. WHEN WILL WEED AND SHROOM EDIBLE MAKERS FIGURE OUT WHAT A SINGLE LITE BEER IS took a "microdose" of shroom chocolate to do dishes earlier and im under the covers for hours wondering what my relationship to sex is MICRODOSE

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

drank some cold brew for the first time in a minute while watching an old Elliott Smith clip on reels and dang, felt something

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

listened to "THEM" today and there's a song called "Tea" which is about Kweeng Diamond's grandma force-MASCing her/them

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