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Specter Knight.

@towersghost.bsky.social
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⠀ — BLIGHT THE EARTH — #TheTowerMuse

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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one is allowed to say shit to me this month
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KING KNIGHT! ✨ @king-of-cards.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Baz came back. Begged me to make him the prince over Joustus. I haven't had the heart to tell him the game's long since been turned to confetti that I use to harass Specter Knight, so he's been polishing the same golden brick while waiting for me to find my cards.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Undeadphobic takes on the timeline...... Yikes............
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KING KNIGHT! ✨ @king-of-cards.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Very fruity" is something I've heard to describe me, once. I think they never came back to the keep after the matter. Haven't the foggiest why, it was the best thing anyone's said to be in the better half of a month!
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Not what a knight doeseth.
Dumbeth fucketh.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
.....Okay. [ Chain diagonal slashing across his vats one by one as they fall ]
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I never wanted to be.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ More irritated because that's just How King Knight Talks ]
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Our business is concluded. You'd do well to talk like you actually want someone to take you seriously.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Please don't go where I can't follow
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ Taking a hit from the will skull like its a bong ]
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ Seething with rage ] this is a fucking CURIO okay
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Larp larp larp sahur
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So you're just a village Fool?
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You speak like someone hailed from a century ago. Is that part of your contract?
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ The blade tightens. You can feel Murderous Intent on the back of your neck, crawling up your spine. ...Specter knight thinks better of it. ] If it was my decision to make, you would be beheaded where you stand.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ Technically it itself was a relic and was traded for Arcana but I'm the only pedantic prick in the world who gives a shit ] Of all the clueless. Wreckless. Foolish pilfering TREASON you could have committed--
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ In his previous life spent as a Peasant Thief he never actually learned how to read. Still he examines it with Careful thoroughness. ] ...No wax seal?
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What. What? What the fuck are you talking about?
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You sold that which was not yours to even Touch? [ There's a seriousness in his voice plague knight's heard maybe, like, Twice ever. ]
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WHO THE FUCK IS CHESTER
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He's gonna fucking let baz out again I swear to god
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ There's a scythe hooked around his neck. ] You What.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
haha you what
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do you even roar
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The joke was that I wore a poofy wig and a big red nose and balanced on a unicycle while juggling why is everyone in this circus taking me seriously
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine being a knight and your title prefix is The
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Plague knight can you bring the disgusting green jukebox homunculus to the tower next time you visit
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
God my ost is so fucking good
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SHOVEL KNIGHT!!! @strike-the-earth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thou art going to knight hell.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also she made you sign a contract
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Satire must have a clarity of purpose lest it be mistaken for that which it is critiquing
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They don't even know about the certification
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let's see it then.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
he sleeps at an unguarded campfire every time he accomplishes one task
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How does this contradict my statement at all
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've turned hoverhafts into Bloodstained Cloths for more minor offenses.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ooohhh woww look at me im so cool because I know your deadname ooohhhh go fuck yourself
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Attacking a third time will have concequences. ]
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'd hoped you'd have the awareness to tell such an obvious Bluff when you hear it. [ He anticipates this one, dodging out of the way with Unnatural speed. ] I don't know where your friend is. I don't know who /you/ are. [ His grip on the scythe tightens. A second warning.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just as weak and soluable as the rest of them. I'd hoped Plague Knight's synthesis technique had improved by now.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm not one of your friendly sparring partners, child. Stand down now.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
[ He seems to take it in stride, electricity surging through his body as he presses the scythe into the ground to stabilize himself. He pulls himself to stand tall after it dissipates. If not for the large black, smoking scorchmark on his chestplate, there'd be little sign he was even struck. ]
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
[ pouring mineral spirits down his helmet slit ]
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just rob him like a normal person
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cry about it bird ass
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Your amiibo isn't even a Memory anymore
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You take that figure back out it's gonna look like a chewed up dog toy I destroyed the very concept of what he was so no one could usurp me
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay you got me I killed and ate the hypothetical other specter knight sorry
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