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THE GATEKEEPER.

@payethattention.bsky.social
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Halt! Keepeth hence from me! IC: www.tumblr.com/c6nduct9r/7945003386…

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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
O brave knight, swift as the wind! Heed my call!
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
By the way I'm transgendereth I forgot to announceth that how do you turneth this shit off
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
❓
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
// i tend to lean towards canon when it comes to her body (aka she's a robot in the cartoonish shape of a human and all that's under the suit is the skelecog) but also ouhhhhh oh my god www.tumblr.com/metropolisyu...
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
// "you're the one writing her" yeah but three out of six of her characters traits are "superficial, insensitive and judgmental"
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
// writing a reply and then immediately deleting it she's So fucking mean
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
// writing a reply and then immediately deleting it she's So fucking mean
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
// i know for a fucking fact that the cogs have their own names for the playgrounds and i Can't Reply until i know what drowsy dreamland is called. Fuck
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A Toon cannot resisteth the old "shave and a haircuteth" trick. ( Knocking out the medley on a door and immediately setting the Toon that walks out on fire. )
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What?
Toontown Club called "Gay-Te Keepers"
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
// really funny being a toontown fan who likes the cogs. i'm joining the war on corporations on the side of the corporations
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
// IT WAS "BEEST" FUCK YOU
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bad post. Bringeth me the Suit responsible and I shall personally see to it that they are firedeth.
always bet on pacesetter knight
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
( Wordlessly lifting her visor, tilting her head back and pouring an entire can of oil into her face. )
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
( Wordlessly lifting her visor, tilting her head back and pouring an entire can of oil into her face. )
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xix. the sun @stillinthedark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And we're out! We're out of the building! Yes! Oh yeah! We're done, we're done, we're done! Are we done? We're done! Yeah, I think we're done! I think we're pretty much done. We're done. Yeah, we're done. We're DONE. WE'RE DONE! STOP CRYING!!!
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xix. the sun @stillinthedark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
AND HE GETS TO BE A LAWYER? WHAT A SICK JOKE!
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
// i'm scared of just tacking on "eth" to random words because i feel like it'll be A Bit Much but like. she straight up just does that
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ More irritated because that's just How King Knight Talks ]
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A cloaked cur approacheth me and calls me a fool, that cannot even read? ( She doesn't actually know that she's Just insulting him for Not reading. ) Doth thou have business here, or art thou merely trying to irritate me?
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If thou hath read it you would know tis not.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whatevereth thou say, meaningless animal.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thine methods are ancient. How old doth thou thinketh I am? ( The paper's tucked away again. ) Besides, this is merely a copyeth. The real contract is stored safely away at the department's headquarters.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I do not wasteth my time with pointless duels.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thou art just making up things to winneth this argument and I shalt not entertaineth it.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
( She reaches into her suit jacket (don't ask how she does this when it's a metal casing) and pulls out... a pretty standard, boilerplate contract? The text does actually line up with what she said, though. )
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine being a knight and your title prefix is The
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not what a knight doeseth.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am successful in all mine business ventures, true.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I care not for thine roundtable, thou clearly doth not take the concept of knighthood seriously.
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Specter Knight. @towersghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They don't even know about the certification
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
// girl who keeps roleplaying when she needs to eat
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes, thou were.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do not stare at me, wretched beasteth.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
// i would NEVER muse a man and i take offense at the insinuation i would /j
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thou cannot even be bothered to useth the correct pronoune. Truly a stain on all knight-kind.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why art thou making that noise.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Faketh ass knights.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
// pink liking the post about a knight being ten feet tall oh i'm sure
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
// i need a line-up of the managers in my hands right now
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THE RAINMAKER. @blackenedseas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I need to go missing
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THE RAINMAKER. @blackenedseas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
,
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ms. Monsoon, I hath attempted to contacteth thee five times prior to our outing. It is my belief that you may not be receiving cellphoneth service at your current station.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
// gatekeeper thinks pink is a toon but if she saw the joints she'd pivot to "cog damn you are a very small manager"
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
// i keep having to pivot to calling her by her suit name (gatekeeper) instead of her actual name because like Thats My Friend
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✰ ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 . @withblackenedknife.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
⠀ ⟢ i'm gay knight ⠀
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Roaring Knight" is a stupideth and brutish name. You will calleth me by my proper title, the Gatekeeper.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
// the cogs are proooobably human-sized and the toons are just small but if they're not gonna give us official measurements then i'm gonna do whatever the fuck i want
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Additional info.
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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
// damn i didn't know pacesetter had that shit goin on
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