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BLUkE SKYwalker

@toutsuite.bsky.social
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Dyed in the wool Democrat. We have to stop praying for some sort of miracle and get to work. This is real. It's happening. The only way out is through.

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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, Donnie. Your mom called from… heaven… and said you’ve made enough money and punished enough enemies and now she loves you. And she says your dad isn’t disappointed anymore and told her she can even say he’s proud of you if she thinks that’ll get you to calm the fuck down.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why not Prac2cal Magic?
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If democrats win back Congress, the only investigation they should launch is into the legitimacy of Trump’s club championships. Hours of grilling: caddies, scorekeepers, competitors, bystanders, video footage. You’ll be able to defund ICE and the war in Iran and he won’t even notice.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I promise it is possible to eulogize Marcia Lucas without taking implicit or explicit digs at George. Give it a try for a change, Bluesky.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Guys, I think I figured out who paid the insurrectionists to be there on January 6th and you’ll be shocked to know it wasn’t George Soros.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We have to manage our outrage. I don’t give a shit about James Comey or whatever happens to him. I hope the Trump DOJ is embarrassed once again but either way I couldn’t care less.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The toddler who found the gun in the unlocked nightstand drawer didn’t end up shooting anyone. So… do we need to lock up the drawer or what?
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Most men get involved in backing women’s sports because they have a daughter, wife, or girlfriend who they started off supporting. I’m not sure if that’s true for @flavorflav.bsky.social. I think he just does it because he loves it. Maybe I’m wrong. Either way, he’s leading by example.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Suicide mission SCOTUS application to remove birthright citizenship on orders from an embattled senile president with predictable results sends AG packing.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
October 7 was the most successful terrorist act since the Boston Tea Party. Ask your teenager what the consensus is regarding Israel in their age group, and realize they’ll be running America in 20 years. AIPAC won’t be able spend enough to overcome this.
NYT headline: Israel Passes Law to Allow Hanging of Palestinians Convicted of Deadly Attacks”
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Awesome that Bluesky has busied itself this morning with attacking… Cory Booker.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Anyone else looking up flights to PR right now?
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
We'll miss you, but we're confident Trump and Bondi will find someone equally inept to replace you.
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Lindsey Halligan departs Justice Department hours after Trump-appointed federal judge calls her leadership a ‘charade’ | CNN Politics
Lindsey Halligan, President Donald Trump’s handpicked interim US attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, left her position at the Justice Department Tuesday, marking an end to her turbulent ten...
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The real crime here is Trump making a mockery of the storied FIFA Peace Prize.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Gentle reminder the laziest way for big accounts on Bluesky to drive engagement is nonstop posting that everything is awful and there is no hope. That doesn’t make it true. They’re wrong about a lot of stuff but that matters as much to them as it does to Trump. They’ll just keep on going.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Every phone call in The Beast In Me is: “I can’t tell you right now. But I’ll tell you later today when for sure I’ll still be alive.”
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Every time someone posts that they don’t use Spotify, I install it on another device, even if it means paying for another account. There’s only one way to stop me from doing this.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
VERY highly placed sources are saying they're having trouble locating a turkey convicted of sex trafficking for Trump to pardon next week.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Really enjoying @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Welcome to the beginning of the end of the Trump Era.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Why are democrats determined to stick with the “Shreveport, LA (Johnson’s district) has a higher crime rate than Chicago” message? It’s such a loser argument. No one is calculating percentages when Shreveport had 52 homicides in 2024 while Chicago had 573.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Fox News hosts throwing their Kimmel talking points in the garbage and printing out the latest on Portland.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
And what caused autism before the invention of Tylenol? Why, witches of course.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
All anti-Newsom posters are looking for clicks and nothing more. They don’t give a shit about the disadvantaged and shouldn’t be listened to.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Among all the other awfulness Trump has inflicted on the country and world, turning law enforcement into the biggest crybabies on the planet is right up there. Driving their big tanks, wearing their masks and Kevlar when walking through sunlit parks while people jog by, and now this garbage.
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Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If the Democrats’ best answer to Trump federalizing local police is to point at statistics indicating crime is actually down, let’s just fold up shop now.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Was it 8? 20? Romanians? Black? What's important is this for sure happened and however you paint it Big Balls is a hero. Let's just make sure we all acknowledge that and stop worrying about small details like nothing else about the story making any sense at all.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Dodgers officially the first team with a Freeman/Friedman/Freeland combo. Why am I just hoping @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com sees this?
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
People come in all shapes and sizes and I for one am sick of it.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The Old Guard 2: The Older Guard. They’re back and they’re having trouble remembering what they came back for.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Can someone please help me forget how to ride a bike?
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
If “just doing your job” means ripping mothers away from their babies, then GET A DIFFERENT JOB. Chipotle pays $20+/hr here in California. People fucking love their food. They’ll be making videos about how great your burritos are, not about how you’re a fascist. Doesn’t that sound better?
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
They got the fruit vendor outside Trader Joe’s in my neighborhood today. And the workers at the car wash next to it. So, you know, that area is safe now. And those jobs are open to any white Americans who want them (zero). I wonder how many thousands of dollars that operation alone cost.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Today’s market collapse brought to you by everyone having a great time with TACO memes.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
All set for a Naked Gun remake. “HEY! It’s the Pope! LEE-OH! LEE-OH! LEE-OH!”
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Just finished The Four Seasons. When we talk about comedy greats we have to put Fey with all three Brooks (Mel, Albert, and James L) in terms of having a distinctive voice across a broad range and a record of nonstop bangers. Can’t think of anything she’s done I haven’t loved.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
"I thought these higher prices on Amazon were due to Trump's tariffs, but now that I know Amazon has partnered with a Chinese propaganda arm, the prices seem the as they've always been to me."
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
If Parker Posey ever does Cameo, I'll ask her for "Vladimir, STOP!" in Victoria Ratliff's voice.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
No one’s tried an all-caps STOP! truth on Putin yet. Let’s see if that’s more effective than providing Ukraine the resources needed to defend herself.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
“Sure, he put a drunk TV host in charge of the DOD with predictable results and he’s letting Laura Loomer shape our intelligence gathering agencies, but we’re shocked, SHOCKED at the idea Trump and Peter Navarro may not have a handle on the economy.” - Wall St.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Spot-checked two or three of these and so far none have been true. Switzerland does not have a 61% tariff on goods imported from the US. Cambodia does not have a 97% tariff on goods imported from the US. Taiwan does not have a 64% tariff on goods imported from the US.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Watching stock futures crater in real time as ol' mush mouth rambles on about the ramps installed in the White House. We couldn't possibly have a worse chief executive.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Live your life so you never have to decry the “fake Nazi stuff” being said about you.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
“Did you see how hard he fell?” Perfect delivery by Greta Lee. #TheStudio
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Thank god for Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, now more than ever.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Oh snap, the Ides of March already? Nobody bewared me.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The market is no longer responding to Trump's capricious tariff reprieves. The message is clear: the president is an undisciplined and unreliable leader and chaos will be the order of the day for the next four years.
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Louis XVI: “Monsieur Franklin, ‘oo ‘av not said ‘merci’ even one time!” Marie Antoinette: “Look at vous jacket! And no wig? Are we in a barn?”
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BLUkE SKYwalker @toutsuite.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Boy oh boy are we gonna miss Joe Biden’s economy.
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