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Totus Ubertas The Hoss

@totusubertas.bsky.social
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18+ only. Equine Furry God, Not horny on main its main on horny. He/him/pansexual. Writing silly books. Love talking lore, weird science things, weird mythical things, fun stories, cooking, and gardening. Hate when nothing is said using many words.

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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Aleriia_V @aleriiav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bayonetta
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Taking a break from recent absurd schedule to watch Little Shop Of Horrors with a couple friends in online... and got to wondering... do you think masochists actually enjoy dentist visits? (if you remember the movie you know the scene)
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 07/10/2026
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The cutest microbiologist
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Hourly Martens @hourlymartens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#marten #mustelid
An image of a marten.
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Hourly Martens @hourlymartens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#marten #mustelid
An image of a marten.
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can we take a moment and think on how batcrap insane it is that 'Say what they mean' is even a description that's needed? That it's not assumed? Lying or telling the truth, it's weird that it's so common to babble nonsense rather than stating what you intend. And that's the norm?! Am I the mad one?
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Kagé Tennant @kittykage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spookymonth spookykagé, look at me lookin so spooky with my spooky cleavage
Bust pic of witch kagé for halloween.  Purple pointy wide brim hat. the hat crooked and bending over.  Cleavage prominent in top.
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Ronan Draygo @ronandraygo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pectober Experiment YCH for @beegshade.bsky.social !
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 04/10/2026
Final day of Spokane Ren faire! I'll be wandering until 5!
Jocat lying dead on the floor
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Biers @biers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NSFW Refsheet for #qamar and #rezarta Artist: www.furaffinity.net/user/snegireva
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Franktonius @franktonius.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Some minor touch-ups + Details.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Doctor Soul @doctorsoul.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amara be up to something good happening in the kitchen!~ Comm for @noeticred.bsky.social
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mark "posts garf" postgarf @postgarf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 03/10/2026
they're doing this to me
person holding lynx : at first he tolerates it, and then he begins to break free.
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Ethyriel @ethyriel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some more Rythusposting for you this fine afternoon! Dragons are big reptiles, after all- Sunbathing included~ Wonderful piece done by @arven.bsky.social !
A large, brown dragon lying down on top of a plateu, enjoying the sun's rays.
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Peshu (HyperMishipeshu) @hypermishipeshu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More Pectober shenanigans. This time some growth provided by Greggrth. Wonder how big I’d get if we went past 180 degrees~ Art: @greggrth.bsky.social
Peshu staring at an angle. As it grows, so does he as he rips out of his clothes in an orgasmic growth.
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(I’m not from Brazil but please read this before the elections as it’s still important) From OP: Please keep your eyes on Brazil, especially if you're from the US. I do not like to post this kind of stuff but we are scared. #brazil #important #awareness #awarenesspost #eleições2026 #elections
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rasin fiend #deer 🦌
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🏳️‍🌈Dullaram Art🏳️‍🌈 @dullaramart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Muul typically works as a guard, but he'll sometimes moonlight as an erotic waiter. He has his own style of serving, however, and that means being a lot more commanding than you'd expect from waitstaff. He's well liked, though, and his patrons never complain, even when they can't walk the next day.
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kit @kitworldz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hello, I am but a humble video game merchant here to let You know that Funi Raccoon Game is 10% off for the Steam Autumn sale. Please purchase my wares so I can stockpile food for the burrow and survive the long winter.
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Havent seen anything nearly that bad over here, but there are occasional products that are just gone for weeks until getting supplied. But its usually like, 1 or 2 things missing from a section at a time. Possibly wegs suppliers were hit especially hard.
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Anhes @anhesart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wanted to do something again with a more elaborate painting, and I had this horse's butt on my to-do list, which is always a good subject for me 😁 I think I never gave a name to this character. I have to think on a nice one if I ever make another picture of him.
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Realization. When king minos tossed his minotaur child in a labyrinth.... Setting aside him being a horrible prick of a father for that... Do you have ANY idea how adorable a baby minotaur would be?! And he chucked it in the deluxe forever basement! Wtf dude?!
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Hourly Martens @hourlymartens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#marten #mustelid
An image of a marten.
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good thing no one listens to game journalists anymore, because saying youd rather be bombing a real country sends ALL kinds of red flags.
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iced Coffee was invented because hot coffee sterilizes the spit. Be nice to the people handling your food and drink, this is a reminder.
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Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wee sketch from a few years ago. I was a lot more shredded back in the day. Didnae have the beer belly I have now.
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Morgie Megadakka @orcmom.lol · 28/09/2026
dear google and samsung and whoever else makes phones and smart devices: if by pressing any of your buttons for 0.5s longer than usual now activates "ai mode" when it never has before, i am simply going to use your devices less. far less. sincerely: a former ui designer & software dev
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Garbage workaround, telegram's highlight and formatting drop down has a 'clear all formatting' option. Pop it into your telegram saved messages, clean it, then copy paste it to destination. Its a crappy fix but its better than manually de-lousing the text one format bit at a time.
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Random: Known that old legend that you never hit in a falling dream/if you do you die irl? Can confirm it doesnt kill you. Distressing bit is dream decided to figure out what my brain tasted like, didnt taste like anything Ive ever tasted and Im worried my subconscious knows the flavor somehow.
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 27/09/2026
why do they call them "text"books? like yeah theyre books of course they have text. what else would they have
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucks
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I see no problem
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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TopSpin has Comms Open @topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminder that I am available to hire
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 24/09/2026
Stargazing 5 xkcd.com/3301/
4-panel comic. (1) [Black background with person with shoulder-length hair with raised arms in front in white, with figures in gray in the background.] PERSON 1: Welcome to stargazing! I’m back, despite efforts by astronomers who hate cool space facts to cover me up so I can’t see the sky anymore! Nice try, losers! Next time buy a tarp that’s harder to chew through! (2) [Person looks toward binoculars in hand.] PERSON 1: Now, let’s spy on some stars! Does everyone have binoculars? If you don’t, find someone looking at birds and try to grab theirs. Stars are the birds of the sky. (3) [Close-up on Person but with white background.] PERSON 1: But stars aren’t the only weird lights. Sometimes the sky fills with rippling colors. That’s the sky’s screensaver. It’s very pretty, so don’t move your mouse and ruin it. (4) [Switch back to black background, person points up while figures in background look toward where she’s pointing.] PERSON 1: That blob is a comet. People used to think they were harbingers of doom. We now know they’re boring, so we have to find new reasons to use the word “harbinger.” I’m a harbinger of astronomy! Cool facts are nigh!
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Caldatelier @caldatelier10.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Commission a witch to transform you into a furry.
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Hourly Martens @hourlymartens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#marten #mustelid
An image of a marten.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A brown and black bunny lies on a gray couch wearing oversized black and white headphones.
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Hourly Martens @hourlymartens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#marten #mustelid
An image of a marten.
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학랑 @hagrang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎁
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Glitch 🐐 @glitchedgoat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Goat pilled tonight, time to share an old drawing.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 24/09/2026
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mini mart
An anthropomorphic hyena and water dragon in a mini mart shopping.
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Totus Ubertas The Hoss @totusubertas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you or your friend's mind starts to wander, and you're not racing a deadline, instead of stopping the wander go along with to keep the mind company. Sometimes you'll find neat ideas and fun times.
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