Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 14hProbably a bad idea tae have the lockers at the gym be mixed size. Tend tae accidentally smother the occasional guy... 801582305
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Are you hungry?" is a stupid question. The answer is yes, always. If you have food, gimme it. I'm a horse. 3625311
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wee sketch from a few years ago. I was a lot more shredded back in the day. Didnae have the beer belly I have now. 48974170
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got a new VR headset yesterday. Quest 3 baybee! (Thought it was time to upgrade since I crushed my Quest 2 with my big meaty mitts... 😢) 3439930
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Look at this wonderful gift art from a lovely little lion. Hope you've got your fare ready. This bus only goes one way... 2129929
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When I play #Pathfinder, roomy dungeons built for humans become cramped crawl spaces for certain Huge sized barbarians. I must have sat on the poor little wizard at least twice trying to squeeze through these tight corridors... 711110185
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sometimes, ya gotta just sit and collect yer thoughts first thing in the mornin'. Helps to have a quiet roommate. 802280400
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026www.furaffinity.net/view/66346194/ If you guys like READING about my horny horse hijinks, feast your eyes on this lewd wee gift penned by the lovely @cptmcsausage.bsky.social. Glad to be included in the Ianto-verse! (Ignore my bare FA account I'll post stuff there at some point. Probably. Maybe.)furaffinity.netArgyle & Ianto - Business Trip by CptMcsausage -- Fur Affinity [dot] netFur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered! 1011611
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“So -you’re- the annoyin’ wee piece of toe-jam that keeps stealin’ ma food. Wonder how long you’ll last gurglin’ on my foot stank before you go squish...” 50931162
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Psst." "Hi, I'm Fleck! I sneaked onto Argyle's big glowing rectangle while he was sleeping to say hello! I live on one of his eyelashes along with the rest of my village. We tend to keep to ourselves, it's pretty scary out there for a Demodexian..." "I should go before he wakes up! Bye!" 5944982
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just belched and the dudes that work the Richter Scale gave me a call. My bad... 3320910
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sometimes, I pick up a wee hitchiker here and there without even knowin' it. I don't mind. Just a bit of a tickle. Better hold on tight though... 831483240
Reposted by ArgyleGuishadow @guishadow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yup! I like that! I LIKE THAT A LOT! 221232
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Woke up to find you stuck to my big sweaty body, peeling off and landing in the huge crater in the mattress shaped like me, still warm from my body heat, reeking of my man-stink, half conscious and aching nicely after you sneaked into my bed last night and I accidentally rolled over on top of you. 3630928
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sometimes, nice to just yoink your pals up from whatever they're doin' and smooch the living daylights outta 'em. 77917171
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wonder how many cute wee squirmers I can gulp down in one throb... I should really keep better track of who I feed to my cock. 781197168
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What's the source of my growth powers? You didnae ask? Well I'll tell you anyhow. While I was in prison (turns out, no' really a prison, but a front for a military blacksite) some shady government boffins cottoned on to how naturally big I was and decided to try and turn me into a weapon. Pricks. 4638574
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I noticed that I recently passed 3k followers. (Insane) Then I thought, if each of the folk following me equaled 1 foot of height, how big would that be? Well, here it is visualised with the Burj Khalifa as reference... 1151438308
Reposted by ArgyleSLINK @bychdontkillmyvibe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Slink has always been the overzealous type, but he realized this one might be more than he could handle when the poison he relied on only served as a drug for the big horse. @harrdhorseart.bsky.social 333856
Reposted by ArgyleTali @talidraws.bsky.social · 22/08/2026And here I was, thinking I was being subtle about it <///<; Argyle (@harrdhorseart.bsky.social) doesn't seem like one to mince words~ 201371255
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Nifty thing I got delivered last night. A necklace about the price of a nice swiss watch cozz'a all the fiddly wee mechanical bits. I'm always losing my tinies all over the place, at least this way I'll know exactly where my little pals are when I want em... 1291542392
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Happy Birthday @silverscarf.bsky.social, I'd give you this wee doodle as a pressie if I could find where I left you... 472426420
Reposted by ArgyleSLINK @bychdontkillmyvibe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026No wonder the sky looked funny... 421330
Reposted by ArgyleCrux Lo, Smål Bean 🔜 BLFC @cruxlo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Sketches of @harrdhorseart.bsky.social's Argyle, as I wanted to practice illustrate a horse's expressions. The giant fella is just so darn charming.💦 I'm a simple dog. I see a handsome farm animal, and I gotta doodle 'em.💦 #CruxLoArt #Art #Horse #Furry #Macro #MacroFur #Macrofurry #Macrophile 1244490
Reposted by Argyle✨ Lux Fox ✨🔜 Confuror 2026 @luxfoxy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Be careful how you go to sleep guys, if you sleep with a boner like that you get curious foxes sucking and rubbing your dick while you sleep (little something feat. @harrdhorseart.bsky.social 🐴💖💦) 142050
Reposted by ArgyleSD @sizabledanger.hyper.wang · 13/08/2026Never trust gas station shrinkin pills for a quick hook up, they're never accurate with their "dosages" ft. @harrdhorseart.bsky.social ~ 241063189
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Might pick a few of these up for later. Tried a few brands in my time and these ones are the least dodgy… 4548988
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Folk keep talking about an eclipse that happened a few mins ago? That was just my fat arse walking past... 2216510
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Blown away (not by fighter jet missiles), but by this absolutely insane surprise from a wonderful wee banana dog. ❤️ 2029828
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“What’s that book yer readin’? …Aye, I’ve got two stomachs. What of it?…” 85765120
Reposted by Argyle3_Taverena 🇷🇺 @3taverena.bsky.social · 08/08/2026And here it is! A gift-art to @harrdhorseart.bsky.social with my bunny-boy Nathanael. I think they are about to have some fun... 18814
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Happy belated #voreday gut-sluts. I forgot to post this thing on the day ‘coz I was on the piss in the pub and had a wee bit of a hangover… 681083196
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Fantastic sketches of yours truly from an adorable bean~ ❤️ 48512
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Look at the pic this cutie took the other day. Lovely wee fella! ...they need to make a camera that fits my fat arse in frame. 1634639
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Looks like your enormous roomie fell asleep watching TV again, rattling the entire house with his thunderous snoring... 1283788717
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Funny, these wee guys think that they're on top of the food chain... Nice tae remind little menfolk they aren't the only ones that keep pets. 59757129
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026If you're the little sorta freak who uses the word "peristalsis" while flirtin', you're my kinda guy... 😏 2918610
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 24/07/2026>[ACCESSING FILE]< >HM PRISON BARLINNIE INMATE DATABASE >NO#: 442 Name: - McClintock, Argyle Age: - 37 Status: - Released Location: - C2-B "MAX SEC" Sentence: - 11y Offence: - Kidnapping, Armed Robbery, Intimidation, Assault, Property Damage, Public Indecency, Unlawful Digestion of Human Being... 1602096349
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Look at this adorable fanart of me by @nullaterra.bsky.social! So many of you little cuties have been sending me doodles. I'm flattered. ❤️ 517412
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026When did I pass a thousand followers? Damn. Here's my tiddies. 541064164
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"So... you're my new roomie, huh?" THUD! "Don't mind me, just airing out the auld one eyed monster. It's hot today..." 1053573739
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Jeezo. I only joined Bluesky yesterday and already I have three hundred and eighty five followers. Where are all you guys coming from?... 4875784
Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Yawright. I'm Argyle. I'm a big giant horse from Scotland. Trying out this Bluesky thang. 821732307