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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty clear upgrade. And $12.5M x 6 is basically exactly market value according to The Athletic/Dom's model. Adding Andrae (who has good upside) and a 2nd isn't my favourite considering CBJ will have been desperate to get a really good top sixer with term back and there aren't that many available.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"fly you fools"
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Was Odysseus' ship shaped like a giant dong or something?
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They are compliant with Domi on LTIR.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
These gen Z Doritos flavours are getting out of control
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Should do these instead. Would go well with the MILK sponsored jerseys.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
They dropped his ice time when protecting a lead and his QoT was high compared to the other LA D. Will that behavior continue under a new coach? Probably not. But there was sheltering happening.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm not desperate to trade him. I don't think they can get a Dman of the caliber I think they need for anybody else on the roster. I feel like you are really underselling Clarke. He was 22/23 years old and out up 40 points. And his defense took a step this year too.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A lineup designed to make everyone mad:
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Camera pans out, they're playing paper paper football.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Presented with comment - I know Reid won't be in the league next year, I'm just including him so it's obvious what I did with the 4OA pick.
Leafs trade knies, Sanford, Cowan, and Joshua for 4OA and Elias Pettersson.Leafs lineup with some very risky swings
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Jesus:
I lived bitch meme
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"totally!" /Staring off into the middle-er distance
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Me: "Nice. I actually managed to get both babies to nap at the same time! I think I'll put my feet up and relax for 5 minutes." My oldest son:
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Definitely in the category! I'm looking to rock this dope jacket though:
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Feeling pretty tired today. Didn't get much sleep. In related news, I had twins in October.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
My son asked me to draw a charizard so he could trace it and, I mean... we can acknowledge I nailed, it, right?
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Lmao. My son just told me the fanatics logo looks like an upside down poo.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Something like this*: *Moved Robertson/McMann/Jarnkrok for assets/space to add Toffoli
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Went to the Zoo again today and they still have 'Mufasa's Proposition' prominently displayed.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Ex:
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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A lineup for the Toronto Maple Leafs that is weird but interesting and I shall not comment on it.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Presented with comment: This is what GMBT is gonna try to do
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Probably something like this:
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
How come Pierre Polievre flashes a smile like this after every single question he answers? Does he think it's charming voters?
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Yeah no idea why we thought you meant they are the same.
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Can't believe this guy shelled out for a helmet ad:
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The short form of Barfolomew is Barf actually.
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