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kyle

@totally-kyle.bsky.social
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gay, tired, etc. 📍Philly

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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 10h
thank god I’ve had so many good ideas this week
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 14h
between this and “oh that person breathed at me weirdly one time” these early episodes are always sooo frustrating
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 22h
tested out the new b&bw candle (mahogany + bergamot) this evening 😍
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 23h
if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s light a candle
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 23h
no 🥰🥰🥰
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 23h
Teddy is TOO BIG
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 23h
static.klipy.com
Embarrassed Kid During Interview
ALT: Embarrassed Kid During Interview
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 23h
looking cute + crying 🙂‍↕️
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 23h
okay come teach me how to do that please & thanks
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you got this bb 🫂
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
depends on if the day ends in “y” right?
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
acceptable for everyone else but not for you, our sweetest bloomf!!
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we will fix this 🙂‍↕️
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
anytime bb 💕💕💕
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what’s up, Luke?
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
loving this for you, diva 🥰
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at this point “alive” feels like the closest thing?
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey is everyone alright
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wait can you imagine though
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
geaux les birdes 🦅
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
okay listen I didn’t realize that when I bought it AND it smells very very good
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THANK YOU
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if we don’t I’ll be pissed
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OKAY
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mary Anne & Wanda right before they stuffed Earl’s body in the trunk, packed a lunch, and drove out to the lake:
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gonna need him to do this with his arms when he —
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
anything for you!!
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wait I thought you already had one
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my sleep-deprived brain read this and thought “PT is so pretty and I don’t have to heart to tell him he misspelled ‘bounce’ four times” 😭
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
who needs wayfair when this baby is now available to rent on FB marketplace?? Philadelphioomfs let’s bounceeee
screenshot of a black “inflatable nightclub for rent” on Facebook marketplace. advertised at $385.
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
anxious! at the my apartment
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ask @radplanets.com if you can borrow his space camera because that’s also pretty dark but it seems to work just fine? 🤷‍♀️
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we could only be so lucky!
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
show. us. the babies.
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
solidlyyyy pro 😍🤤
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
finally read Fruit Fly btw
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
okay but…this would work on me
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His giggle is one of my favorite sounds on the planet I think??
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish!!!!
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he better stay awayyyyy
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
okay but like why would I actually pay to watch this??
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what do we think jonathan groff is doing rn
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that walkthemoon album thoughhhh 😍
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
see I interpret this more as Frankie looking at you in bewildered excitement as if to say “can you believe we get to spend our life with THIS guy?! 😍” but you gave birth to her so I’ll defer to you
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would also react like this if I saw @ryanburkett.bsky.social 😍
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me:
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Titus Burgess Reacts with Headphones
ALT: Titus Burgess Reacts with Headphones
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kyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hey siri find a neck tattoo near me
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