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Torreblue

@torreblue.bsky.social
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Tall,dark,extremely handsome and an inveterate liar. Lived mostly in Bootle.Lover of EFC,Lancs CCC and couch potatoing. Exiled in Alicante area. Usually Warm and Windy. UTFT!!!

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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 32m
...but not drones,l see. 👍
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 14h
A man of taste...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 14h
I'm going to call myself a brain surgeon. And taller.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Loved that programme back in the day...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Very much doubt him and Putin will see eye to eye... *I'm here all week...*
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And yet we were a stupid back heel away from getting three points on Sunday...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
'Heavily medicated' is the new 'I was hacked'. Only Reform fans would fall for that excuse.
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Steve Harvey's Hilarious 'Oh, You Crazy!' Reaction
ALT: Steve Harvey's Hilarious 'Oh, You Crazy!' Reaction
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Anyone thinking Dickie Masters and co. will make an example of Man Shitty needs their bumps feeling. I can see a 'paltry' fine and a points deduction of about 30-35 points,which means they'll end up mid table. PL running scared,I reckon.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Needs to play for a big team...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Imagine how they look first thing in the morning...! Jeebus. !
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Mark Wahlberg: What?
ALT: Mark Wahlberg: What?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love her tiara...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gotta believe that PSG,and others, were at it as well. Can't just be in the PL that cheats are a prospering,can it ?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HQ looking resplendent,as per.💙💙💙
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For a bit of what...?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Really? Who'd have thought having an oligarch, friend of Putin as owner WOULDN'T have dodgy dealings...? Apart from The FL owners.
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Simon Inbetweeners Dodgy
ALT: Simon Inbetweeners Dodgy
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And for balance,show us your pay slip.
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Dr. Evil: Come On, Come To Me
ALT: Dr. Evil: Come On, Come To Me
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Six in seven is good enough for me. That's up there with Ronaldo and Messi. Not good enough ?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Win ugly ...take that every day of the year. The time for sexy football is when we're seven points clear with two games to play.
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Dwayne Johnson: Because That Is What Champions Do
ALT: Dwayne Johnson: Because That Is What Champions Do
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
C'mon Ukraine...time to go toe to toe,eye for an eye. Maybe then he/they'll learn.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can only assume she makes a darn good sandwich...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'd wait another two days,or so,to fill as I'm sure,thanks to Diaper Don,the price will plummet to around 2 dollars a gallon... Thank me later. Er,maybe...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So glad l ain't your neighbour...!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wonder if they'll have a 'hydration break' after 10 minutes...?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some words of advice,ladies...PLEASE DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR RECEIPTS. 🤨
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But how many wars has she stopped...? WELL...! ?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At last. Only three more days to go before half of bluesky starts moaning again... Normal service will soon resume. UTFT !!!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was told by a friend of mine on a cricket tour of S.Africa,staying in the same hotel as 'Beefy' and his people...One morning,at breakfast time,Beefy and co. got out of the lift with his team,mobile pressed to his ear but obviously not on. He continued walking,talking and ignoring some cricket fans
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A quick injection of testosterone is seriously required...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Odd that as most Evertonians have no idea why he was appointed...
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Conan O'Brien Crying 'WHYYYYY'
ALT: Conan O'Brien Crying 'WHYYYYY'
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yrs ago when we were all at home...8 of us...mum always prepared the scouse on a Monday evening about 'Coronation Street' time for eating on the Tuesday and if lucky,the leftovers on Wednesday with chips. Always had scouse as a Tuesday dinner for everyone...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Crazy situation. A bullet costs about 80 cents...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
''Hey Michael...get me a soda,will you...''
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have to stock up on bleach and infra red bulbs...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a start but he'll need to shift a few out and get some decent ones in...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Took me a minute...!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Innocent until proved....Ah,fuck it.Just throw the keys away
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Judge Barry (Chance The Rapper): You Definitely Guilty
ALT: Judge Barry (Chance The Rapper): You Definitely Guilty
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear How Sad
ALT: Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear How Sad
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations to all who took part...Don't think I could walk 10k. Nice video.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do they deliver to Europe...?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Needs to sue his barber judging by that photo...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pssst You always get what you vote for.. You were warned.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahahhahahahaha... Love it when the animals strike back.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The next Reform party conference will be available on Zoom from Wormwood Scrubs,Strangeways,Walton and Parkhurst...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice one...
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The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
ALT: The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pens shouldn't count,then...? Behave.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remind me what the first amendment is for...?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obama couldda lied about his age...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An average improving three this week. 6.7.14. Er,that's it.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HQ looking resplendent,as always. 💙💙💙
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah...
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