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Torreblue

@torreblue.bsky.social
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Tall,dark,extremely handsome and an inveterate liar. Lived mostly in Bootle.Lover of EFC,Lancs CCC and couch potatoing. Exiled in Alicante area. Usually Warm and Windy. UTFT!!!

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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No wonder Pep walked away...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh,Lanky,Lanky...Looks like game over on the first day. Durham 112 for 1 at lunch. Lancashire hardly ever score more than 200,FFS !!! What a shit shower they are.
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Absolute Garbage, Absolute Cinema Meme
ALT: Absolute Garbage, Absolute Cinema Meme
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey Moyes...Villa 3-0 up with 10mins to play. Fucking Villa !
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Surely we haven't stopped talking about George's and AMG's two thunderbastards already...?
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Thunderbolt Art by Meng Her
ALT: Thunderbolt Art by Meng Her
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
''...and anyone else have a score on a 2-2 draw...?''
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gonna be interesting if we draw Monaco in the CL next year... Innit ?
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Batman Thinking: Interesting...
ALT: Batman Thinking: Interesting...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh Lanky, Lanky... 102-5... Like watching 'Groundog Day '... Absolute shite.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
MOYESIE....Now's the time...!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Barry...hope Moyes doesn't sub him until he gets his third... UTFT !!!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Shock horror ! Maybe Moyes just happens to know what he's doing... Who'd have thought it ?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh, Lanky, Lanky...45 for one to 137 all out. Rubbish. I'm old enough to remember when Lancs were good at this cricket malarkey...
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Alina Starkov (Jessie Mei Li) Says 'Absolutely Rubbish'
ALT: Alina Starkov (Jessie Mei Li) Says 'Absolutely Rubbish'
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Anyone else's Everton Members Boardhost not working or is it just mine...? AGAIN !
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
See .. they're out there if you have people looking out there...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Brennan Johnson... have we ever had a player with a surname as his christian name...? Well...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ODFO...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
''Sorry,Leo...I tried...''
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watching 'The Wheel of Fortune' and just waiting for someone picking a letter to say ''S for dyslexia...'' Might just happen one day...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lost The Falklands AND the World Cup... Takes some doing,that,,,
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John Travolta as Maes B Lost In A Field
ALT: John Travolta as Maes B Lost In A Field
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sir Alf Ramsey was spot on about the Argentines...Nothing's changed.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Whatever happened to refs clamping down on wrestling and shirt pulling at corners and the like or was it just in the PL ?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yank anthem...Lousy miming,there.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a game...Is there a 3rd place trophy,I wonder...I suppose if you can finish 6th in the Championship and win the play offs...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
* searches EBay,Ali Express,Temu etc for 12000 mile extension cable...*
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Jeez,oh...if you wanna dance,go The Grafton... Shite that,
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Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
ALT: Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The next game for the US of A,I would love it,really love it,if Balogun was subbed after the first minute... Come on,Poch,you know it makes sense.
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Pusheen Cat Taking Off in Airplane
ALT: Pusheen Cat Taking Off in Airplane
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Footy headline tomorrow...' Could have been Everton player scores two to beat Brazil...'
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's France's to lose,now...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Worldy by a player who shouldn't even be on the pitch...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Goalie done a Pickford,there...shouldda saved it.
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Gotta love the cameramen here at the World Cup...Very quick to show clips of the crowds ans ,it seems,many of the beautiful,fair sex. Some crackers there. Just as well the Welsh never qualified...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Scotland's coming home... They're coming home etc
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Moira Rose: It Was Fun While It Lasted
ALT: Moira Rose: It Was Fun While It Lasted
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"...and then all my clothes, mysteriously,just fell off..."
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If only Pickford had thicker legs...
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Strong Woman Squeezes Watermelon - People Are Awesome
ALT: Strong Woman Squeezes Watermelon - People Are Awesome
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Watching Spain Vs Cabo Verde and they seem very reluctant to give the ball to that Cucurella fella... He's so not very good he could well play for Everton... * lumps on his winning goal ..*
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Fonterhood Last Thumbs Up
ALT: Fonterhood Last Thumbs Up
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hate it when there is a World Cup in the offing and all the good,not bad and meh players are all waiting for good offers to come in for them...We'll probably end up with (if at all) the dross no team wants. Maybe Spurs...
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Mos Clarkson: Rubbish!
ALT: Mos Clarkson: Rubbish!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
'Excursion' was already taken up...!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm in my early 70's and have yet to speak/mention the word 'egregiousl' (sp?). Maybe because l have no idea what it means. *O level English language,grade 3.*
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Everton leading 3-2 last night and made a very late substitution thus handing Citeh a bit more time...lt only takes a second to score a goal...Why not just play the final minute or so with 10 men all behind the ball, especially after our previous two games?
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a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says `` but why not '' .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says `` but why not '' .
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What happened to the six minutes of time added ?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Injury time bingo....7 minute for this correspondent. UTFT !!!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
To all those unhappy with the increase in STs may l suggest that you don't go to the games hungry and/or thirsty...
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
So now it's nine wars ended... We'll never hear the end of it. Deserves another prize, surely...?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Waves from 7th !!! UTFT !!!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Beat Chelsea later and we're only two points behind the Shite... We can do this,eh ???
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The Donald...in any other profession/job he'd have been dragged away,ages ago, by the men in white jackets...Not really fair,is it ?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
*plugs in gramaphone.Dusts off 'Guy Mitchell' 78....*
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Time for the 25th Amendment,shirley...?
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sunderland winning....if it stay that way,a 6-0 win will put us seventh... Come on,blues,these are shite... *more ice in my turps, please,barkeep...*
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
YouTube gooeed...What's that all about ? WELL !!!
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Torreblue @torreblue.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
That oft bint,Lady Victoria Hervey,is awfully quiet after the oaf,Andrew Windsor,got lifted the other day... Maybe she's reconsidering ?
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