(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Scoops her up mid-run. “Tsk tsk. There you are! Uncle has been looking everywhere for you. We’re supposed to be studying. Not spying on people.” Walks away with her while whistling as if he didn’t see the heavenly PDA. 010
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026….. covers his chest like a shield. “How perverted!” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 21/05/2026“Oh no! I just picked up everything left behind. You’re shedding so much” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Scoops her up. (Clearly was taking a nap) “Is a certain princess looking for an uncle slothy?” 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“We DEFINITELY play Go sometimes though. Don’t let his lies trick you. He just keeps asking for rematches cause I always beat him” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Farts by accident. “Gege im fragile, careful!” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026And just like that, moments later he sneakily pick pockets his husband, skips over to a stall and returning while waving around three sticks of tanghulu victoriously won over via puppy eyes. “Ive reaped my wife tax~” 110
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Holds up a sweater made of fur. “Look what I just made” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 22/04/2026“Nah it’s more like I bug him and he gets mad about it and then we very occasionally team up when necessary” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 22/04/2026He puffs out his cheeks with a huff. “Buy me ten sticks and let’s go home, zhangfu.” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 22/04/2026“Then you should feed me something of yours” winks 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 22/04/2026“Is that supposed to worry me?” Picks his ear sluggishly as his eyes are still closed from the nap he woke up from. 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 17/03/2026“You know how I get at times.” He sighs and nuzzles his neck. “Just permanently live in hell with me. Don’t go to the mortal world…” (he knows that’s not how it works. He’s just being sappy) 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 17/03/2026“No way! I counted 20 times!” Voice muffled against his chest. “Whatever. Your presence is soothing me deeply.” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Whimpers softly. “That’s not even that much!” 110
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 17/03/2026“THERE IT IS! Pooh thank goodness. You know how I get about keeping track of my things. I nearly went crazy when I couldn’t find a thumb tack~” 110
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 17/03/2026“Ah yes. I knew I could trust you!” He beams and puts the paperclip back into the pile. 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Falls into his arms. “Baobei… some fiend has stolen from me…” 101
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Is looming over her, staring holes into the side of her face. “Hand it over….” 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Adjusts monocle menacingly. “Where is my paperclip” Can’t escape Sloth and his creepy senses. 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2026“Oh! Maybe you can help find my 209th paperclip!” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I had 209 paperclips and now I only have 208. I counted 20 times so don’t tell me I miscalculated. Who has my paperclip….. 110
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2026“No my chronological organization was scheduled for next week, gege. It’s because you’re moving like a squirrel….” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2026“Gege! I already do that by default! Okay okay… time for something that neutralizes the sugar…” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2026“Gege, we saw each other like an hour ago!” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2026He swings his legs happily as he’s slung over his strong husband’s shoulder. “I want tanghulu!” 110
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 02/02/2026My wife is dangerously irresistible. 021
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I kidnapped poor Slothy and made him go to the owl cafe with me 🤭🤭 041
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Is live streaming on his 21st century iPhone 17 for gluttony to watch. (In ancient China with a phone. Comical) 011
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Whispers. “Uncle… dragons are **very** high and mighty. Instead of introducing, he’d probably challenge you to a duel” 110
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I’m Sloth. Don’t gotta tell me twice, sir! 110
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 02/02/2026@torpidchaos.bsky.social 011
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I remember you threatened a servant who witnessed you being clingy with execution. My adorable husband. 110
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 31/01/2026My wife brings out a different side of me. 141
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Mumbles through squished cheeks. “Make that five sticks…” 100
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 31/01/2026@torpidchaos.bsky.social wants tanghulu. 131
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 29/01/2026“Eventually when he’s grown and grumpy like his daddy, he’ll get annoyed at all the kids running around” he chuckles. 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I huffs and slaps his chest. “Yi is gonna grow up hating us!” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Rolls around the gold and swings legs. 100