(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Scoops her up. (Clearly was taking a nap) “Is a certain princess looking for an uncle slothy?” 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Holds up a sweater made of fur. “Look what I just made” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 17/03/2026“Ah yes. I knew I could trust you!” He beams and puts the paperclip back into the pile. 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Is looming over her, staring holes into the side of her face. “Hand it over….” 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Adjusts monocle menacingly. “Where is my paperclip” Can’t escape Sloth and his creepy senses. 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I had 209 paperclips and now I only have 208. I counted 20 times so don’t tell me I miscalculated. Who has my paperclip….. 110
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 02/02/2026My wife is dangerously irresistible. 021
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I kidnapped poor Slothy and made him go to the owl cafe with me 🤭🤭 041
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Is live streaming on his 21st century iPhone 17 for gluttony to watch. (In ancient China with a phone. Comical) 011
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 02/02/2026@torpidchaos.bsky.social 011
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 31/01/2026My wife brings out a different side of me. 141
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 31/01/2026@torpidchaos.bsky.social wants tanghulu. 131
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 28/01/2026@torpidchaos.bsky.social 111
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 28/01/2026@heilong.bsky.social Wraps arms around his chest from behind and gropes his chiseled pecks. “Zhangfu. Stop working for a second and pay attention to me” 100
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐃𝐚̀𝐨𝐝𝐞́ 𝐓𝐢𝐚̄𝐧𝐳𝐮̄𝐧 @grandpureone.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Sit. Breathe. Even Heaven waits. 01818
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。Bie Ba Er - King Ba’al @kingbaal.bsky.social · 22/12/2025#danmeiRP | #OCRP | #mvrp 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐵𝑎'𝑎𝑙 - 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑠, 𝑤𝑎𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐺𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 11313
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 03/12/2025// yall im in Cambodia and i have no wifi i miss you 200
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐅𝐚̀𝐧 𝐖𝐮́𝐣𝐢𝐮̀ ☯︎ 𝐗𝐢𝐞̀ 𝐁𝐢̀’𝐚̄𝐧 @heibaiwuchang.bsky.social · 14/11/2025⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⠀ 02424
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐙𝐡𝐚̄𝐨𝐲𝐢̀ @longwangzi.bsky.social · 17/11/2025⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 敖昭义 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭 ⠀ 01515
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Well this is about to get interesting… 010
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 26/10/2025@/notbelphegor has posted: I think the church of Belphegor is full of phonies! Don’t fall for their schemes and join my church instead where I teach you REAL information about belphegor. This would include facts like how belphegor can only be summoned if you put panties on your head. Join now! 430
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 24/10/2025@heavenlycosmos.bsky.social He looks over the other’s shoulder once he finally catches him alone and not around Satan. He promised lan zhan he wouldn’t tell Satan anything. “Lan Zhan. What’re you smiling about to yourself? Aiya I’ve never seen you smiling before.” 100
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The sandwich is really tasty. 431
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 15/10/2025My hearing aid is broken. The parts I used are um… very difficult to harvest and build. Takes long too! Therefore it’s time to bust out ol’ reliable. 131
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025The concert already ended anyway! This is fun! 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I honestly thought everyone knew that The literally Devil and God speak here and there for professional purposes. 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I’m not the unlucky one that God yaps to! How does it feel to never know peace! 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025@xuetaotie.bsky.social See? Told you! (Faces the cup towards his gege instead) 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Didn’t know you were here, gege! This is a giga cup. Was gonna share some with azrael cause he’s basically a Victorian child and will faint tasting fizzy stuff. 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025// sloth is like me fr. I chronically guzzle down Coke Zero to beat my own sugar addiction 110
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025The best thing to ever be invented for a nearly diabetic demon like myself~ here! Try some. (He holds his cup out to her) 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025@heavenlycosmos.bsky.social Lightly loops his head around to look closely at the other’s face. He made sure Satan wasn’t around. “I’m guessing… he doesn’t know that you’re lan zhan, right?” Sloth smiles fondly. “Old friend. It’s so good to see you again…” 100
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Absolutely. I’m a demon for a reason! 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025And it was the greatest idea I’ve ever had too! Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero. 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Yes but he also gets punished for it~ when he overworks Heaven turns him into a kid or something, I don’t know. Both he and I hate it when he turns into a kid but it’s worse for him than for me. Plus it’s ANNOYING work. Not his definition of “fun work”. 010
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Diligence knows all of my inventions cause they’re all threats and are capable of giving him a workload twenty times worse than what it already is! 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025No way. You’re just more overdressed and edgy looking than me. Cheater! 000
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025HEY WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CANT JUST LOOK BETTER THAN ME WITH THE SAME FACE!! 010
(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Groans against his chest with a pout. How dare his husband look hot so late! Now he needs to wait! “I’m gonna go stand with Azrael cause I’m underdressed just like him.” 110
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔶𝔲 @heishe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Look at my adorable Si-Mei. Isn’t she the cutest? 032