Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@jordankellogg.bsky.social Hey, are you nimrods gonna run a “do the clocks fall back this weekend” story every weekend from August to November? 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Because I’m *totally sure* that that’s carved in stone now and would never ever be reversed! 120
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dan Tyminski, the actual singer, said that watching the movie made his wife very excited, hearing his voice come out of George Clooney’s face. 😂 0360
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Anybody who disagrees is dumber than a sack of hammers. 070
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Sure. But the fact that the court released the Tump money to her does not mean that Trump *admitted* anything. 120
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You’re absolutely right. But still, technically, the payment itself is not an admission. It’s not like, I don’t know, a “settlement agreement” the existence of which strongly implies an acknowledgement of guilt. Not that Trump’s allowed to say those words anymore. 😂 320
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The judge did not void the settlement, but she certainly torched everyone involved. 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The judge did not void the settlement, but she certainly hammered him and his polyps for their fuckery. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026BUT they’re helping make the rich richer off the backs of the rest of us. Just like SCROTUS intended when they legalized it nationwide. So there’s that. 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026So the album was released 31 years ago, but the 4th single was just released two months ago? Pro Tip: Hire an editor. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Different priorities… like Tim Cook shoving his tongue so far up Trump’s ass that he can taste Trump’s PolyGrip? 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026#NowPlaying : Fort Knox Five > Ten Years of > Insight 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I look forward to the Cleveland Clinic crashing & burning, just like everything else associated with the Syphilitic Yam. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026JFC, 1957 was *69* years ago, not 59. Hire an editor. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026JFC, if you’re gonna write an article analyzing a song’s lyrics, GET THE LYRICS RIGHT. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Me: Tomorrow, *I* wanna make a motion! <starts gyrating uncontrollably> 130
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Exactly what we need: More investigating the already-deposed and -convicted and -disgraced grifter and no investigating ALL OF THE STILL-SERVING GRIFTERS. JFC. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026And just like all the classified files he stashed in the Mar-a-Lago shitter, all this data will be for sale if he ever leaves the White House again. #DontElectGrifters 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Looking back to the election of 2016, I think that ship has sailed. 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Cuz all them scients nerds are nerds! Woo hoo UFC! <chugs moonshine from a work boot> 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026If you mean as-written, I disagree. SCROTUS has given Trump a “Grab ‘Em By The Pussy Free” card, and he’s gonna use it. And if you mean as-amended, I disagree. With all the GOP election-fuckery, we’ll never get enough states to ratify fixes. The time to act was January 21, 2021. 020
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Okay, but EVERYONE knew that this was exactly the kind of grift he was gonna pull if we re-elected him, and WE RE-ELECTED HIM. We’re getting exactly what we deserve. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Yeah, but I bet he had to trade a couple of timeouts for that. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026He’s Very Impressed with… <checks notes> … <keeps checking notes> … that thing you do! 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026As a philosophy, this is exactly right. And practically, they don’t need to sell to the left because we already know. (We don’t need another report about Trump’s descent into dementia, for example.) But to sell to MAGAts they need to distort reality to appear “fair & balanced”. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026He’s preaching to the moron-choir. He believes he’s super duper smart, and so do his followers. He thinks being the only POTUS to take the test proves he’s special, and they believe him. Unless the MAGAt-news tells them the truth, they’ll never know better. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026*Love* FOW, and *love* this album! Very Beatlesque in its diversity and pop-music-genius. 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026static.klipy.comChicago Fire Dept. Sarcastic ClapALT: Chicago Fire Dept. Sarcastic Clap 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I’m betting that his mother was not only high af while she was pregnant with him, but she also actually mixed the stuff in with his formula. 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026And “we” did this to ourselves. We just got right into the serial-killer’s cargo van because he unlocked the door for us. 000
