Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@jordankellogg.bsky.social Hey, are you nimrods gonna run a “do the clocks fall back this weekend” story every weekend from August to November? 000
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026@nba.com I’m not going to subscribe to additional streaming services just to watch playoff games. If you’re going to put playoff games behind paywalls, then I’m done with the NBA playoffs. 020
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 23/02/2026How heartwarming! Apparently the US men’s hockey team adopted this little Oompa-Loompa refugee toddler as their “mascot” for the 2026 games! What a thrill for her! (I hope they don’t take her to meet POTUS, though. She’s probably been through enough without being finger-banged by a li’l Cheeto.) 020
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 17/02/2026For me, this is the fortune cookie after the seven- course meal that was #JesseJackson ‘s life. #RIP youtu.be/A1mqg4C0awA?...youtu.beGreen Eggs and Ham narrated by the Reverend Jesse JacksonYouTube video by skolander 020
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026#CincinnatiEnquirer Are you friggin’ kidding me?? 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 09/01/2026@talkingbull.bsky.social Suggestion: Have someone who can math review your articles before you publish them. 👍 110
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026@chancemiller.me “I try *to take my blood pressure…” “I mostly try *to stick to…” “I don’t want it to get cute and try *to put any other data…” Your 7th grade English teacher would be very disappointed. 020
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 27/11/2025@pbrennanenq.bsky.social Dave Clark has reported that Lamar Jackson will be injured in the Bengals @ Ravens game being played 12 hours from now. Does he also know Friday’s winning lottery numbers? 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 26/11/2025@joshgbuck.bsky.social The Browns hosted the Raiders in Las Vegas? 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 25/11/2025@jannabrancolini.bsky.social James & Comey can be *charged* again, not *tried* again. Neither has been tried yet. 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 24/11/2025@variety.com Congratulations! Your “100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time” list has taken the #1 spot on my “Most Moronic List in the History of Lists” list! 010
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025@kalish.bsky.social “It is uncertain where Davis’ case will go after her private meeting with the justices”? SCOTUS had a private meeting with a litigant asking them to accept her appeal?? 101
Tornado Joe @tornadojoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2025@msnbc.com Since you fired Matthew Dowd for making what appear to be truthful statements and/or not unreasonable expressions of his opinions, I’m “firing” you from my TV service. I no longer have any tolerance for media cowardice. 40834156
